ASN's Pub

MEGA GUTTED! :notme:

i really want to come but cant!
working that weekend and cant duck out of it as there are people who have holidays in already, and now work knows i want it off, i cant phone in sick either!

I shall prepare the Chez doll:

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wahey discovered the panic button on asn!!! saved my bacon at work today when the boss was floating past...
 
if u go to settings then edit profile.... scroll all the way down to enable the panic button
 
One day Pastor flaps was walking past the ASN pub when he saw through the window one of his congregation sitting at the bar drinking whiskey. Not wanting any of his flock to be part-taking in this evil pass-time he rushed in shouting " Mary Mary put that down and you are coming home with me". So Mary drops the glass and staggers to her feet but looses her balance and falls into Pastor Flaps, sending him flying too, as he was just a small wee man. Anyways Mary ends up lying on top of the Pastor, skirt up around her neck and passes out drunk. When the ASN bar man, who was in another room, comes in to see what all the noise was about and sees Mary on top of the Pastor on the ground he comes to the wrong conclusion and shouts "Hey stop now and get up!!! there will be no sex in this Pub". To which the priest says "You don't understand I am Pastor Flaps" so the Barman Gives up and says "Well if you're that far in you might as well keep going!!!"
 
Hi Fkrs,
chez no inters??? yr a northern coal eating pussy!!!! yr going to get bummed to death by karl and abused by the rest of the pub ;)
 
Hi Fkrs,
chez no inters??? yr a northern coal eating pussy!!!! yr going to get bummed to death by karl and abused by the rest of the pub ;)

sadly damian no i will not be mate! silly shifts wont allow it!
i will be attending AITP though! looking forward to that :arco:
pics of the above said pub buggery or it did not happen!
 
sadly damian no i will not be mate! silly shifts wont allow it!
i will be attending AITP though! looking forward to that :arco:
pics of the above said pub buggery or it did not happen!

Don't worry about that mate. It will happen, and there will be pics ;)

payback's a ***** lol
 
Yeah, that's fine. That's not a problem at all. :thumbsup:

Thanks scott. Didnt think it would be a problem borrowing it to nilz. Will send it back strait after.

Thanks again for borrowing it me, not that iv used it lol but thanks never the less lol.

So on a side note, i have my rims, interior and silicone tip on ebay at the mo, suprised to have 21 watchers on the interior tbf. Lets hope i get close to what i want for it.
 
Thanks scott. Didnt think it would be a problem borrowing it to nilz. Will send it back strait after.

Thanks again for borrowing it me, not that iv used it lol but thanks never the less lol.

So on a side note, i have my rims, interior and silicone tip on ebay at the mo, suprised to have 21 watchers on the interior tbf. Lets hope i get close to what i want for it.
Did you get my PM?
 
Hey Adam, you will have to pop by one of the days when you finish work, just give us a shout and I will pop out, the car is running as it should be now, so im happy :)

Give us a shout one of in the next day or two, as have a few questions about your car ;)
 
Hey Adam, you will have to pop by one of the days when you finish work, just give us a shout and I will pop out, the car is running as it should be now, so im happy :)

Give us a shout one of in the next day or two, as have a few questions about your car ;)

Will do mate, il come round tomorow about 5 if your around.
 
I wont be about then mate, will be more about 6ish, if thats any good?

Drop me a text in the day, ive got the app on my phone now as well, so we can test that if you like?

Cheers
Nilz
 
Thanks scott. Didnt think it would be a problem borrowing it to nilz. Will send it back strait after.

Thanks again for borrowing it me, not that iv used it lol but thanks never the less lol.

So on a side note, i have my rims, interior and silicone tip on ebay at the mo, suprised to have 21 watchers on the interior tbf. Lets hope i get close to what i want for it.

Got a link to the rims?
 
Reesy, I'm hoping my whole interior will be available by July. Really hoping to get a diesel and rip everything out the S ;)

I don't want his interior..

Well I do, but that's not what the pm was about.