Choked with the cold!

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I've been choked with the cold since sunday & it's making no signs of getting any better soon. My throat feels like it has been rubbed down with sandpaper, both my nostrils are blocked up & my head feels like it's been done over with a hammer. I've tried soothers, throat spray & lemsip hot lemons & i still feel awful. Any suggestions on a good cold remedie?
 
Get some olbas oil for your pillow, olbas pastilles for your throat, soon have you sorted. Nothing worse than being choked when the weather is so good. Get well soon.. :) x
 
Temporary head removal. Will allow a good nights sleep. Available from many dodgy online pharmacies.

Anyway, there is no cure for a cold, so you have 3 choices.

1) Man up and be like a girl and deal with the pain.
2) Spend a small fortune on cold remedy products available from any petrol station at rip off prices.
3) **** all that and just buy a bottle of Irish whiskey and pour copious amounts into a nice cup of tea. And do it again, until you are able to get some sleep.
 
Olbas oil is good. I put a drop in a bowl of boiling water. Certainly clears the nasal passages. Just take on plenty of fluids to flush you out and plenty of vitamin c.
 
Cheers peeps, I think i'll try a few vodkas before i go to bed actually. If i still feel choked up tomorrow i'll try source some olbas oil from tesco.
 
Cheers peeps, I think i'll try a few vodkas before i go to bed actually. If i still feel choked up tomorrow i'll try source some olbas from tesco.

Dont be putting Red Bull in the Vodka Mikey or you will end up wide awake. :) x
 
Sandra:1589303 said:
Cheers peeps, I think i'll try a few vodkas before i go to bed actually. If i still feel choked up tomorrow i'll try source some olbas from tesco.

Dont be putting Red Bull in the Vodka Mikey or you will end up wide awake. :) x

Lol dont worry sandra it will be large vodkas with small dashes of lemonade. :D
 
Gargle salt water, and before going to sleep have some whisky in hot milk
hope you get well soon mate
 
spooky1:1589311 said:
Gargle salt water, and before going to sleep have some whisky in hot milk
hope you get well soon mate

Awwwwwww! Salt water is definitley a remedie i wont be trying. Does that really help?
 
it do work mate, it cleans all the crap out!
see you didnt dismiss the whisky and milk!! so you not that ill ... lol :)
 
spooky1:1589328 said:
it do work mate, it cleans all the crap out!
see you didnt dismiss the whisky and milk!! so you not that ill ... lol :)

I'm never to ill for a few drams. :D
 

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