Parking - Frame and Shame

[ScottD3]

Lots of questions..... firstly, how??

Secondly, why are you stood on the hard shoulder taking a picture and not driving off with your tail between your legs?

3rd lane, bike fell off cars roof, I hit it, went in to a spin, ended up there.
Taking pics cause I've been told to wait for the Fuzz to shut the motor way to let me turn around.
It was rush hour and busier than it shows in the pic.

What a total fkwit !! obviously belongs to some guy that has been on the scrumpy, has a bald chicken and p!sses himself on the regular !!!

These kind of muppets should have their license removed for ***.........

I was with in the lines.
so shut it you baby blue driving, wrong fuel, no map driving frodo looking fish.

 

[damo.h]

What flippin lines. Obviously still paranoid about the bin lids

 

[MartayMcFly]

Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park. People were having to drive around it, like the guy in the black Passat.

Loose handbrake?

 

[crazy88]

I bet he's more paranoid about damaging the kerb with them bin lids. The wheels look indestructible to me!

 

[quattrojames]

Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park.

It must have been snowing when he parked.

 

[damo.h]

Or the first on on the carpark and got a little confused maybe.

 

[gary3306]

Loose handbrake?

Nope, I thought that so I gave it a little push, and also looked through the window. Handbrake firmly applied and holding the car.

 

[shariain]

Another contender here. Taken in our town centre car park this morning. This person had parked their car smack bang in the middle of the road through the car park. People were having to drive around it, like the guy in the black Passat.

One word sums this up.



























Female.

 

[Ash187]

saw this in Asda and just thought of this thread...

 

[Ads]

I feel like damaging cars that I see parked like this. One day I might snap.

 

[supanova]

lol I shamfully double park sometimes! specially if im at a supermarket but i park away far away from the door but still double park because i can never trust anyone with a shopping trolly unloading then just abandoning the trolly after they load their car. !!

 

[shariain]

The good part about having kids in the car at the super market is the bigger spaces for the parent and child.

 

[knoxie]

halfords harlow today, he was also so far forward his front wheels was past the white lines, had to explain to the misses why i was taking a random picture aswell, she seemed rather confuzled

 

[superkarl]

this is a classic. at my gym, there are TWO car parks, so if the first one you go to is full (which it wasnt in this case) you go to the other one.
not this person... ohhhh no..

where i am stood is the road that goes through the carpark, they decide to park in the middle of it.
what is wrong with these people

 

[voorhees]

Nice to be special lol

 

[Turkster]

halfords harlow today, he was also so far forward his front wheels was past the white lines, had to explain to the misses why i was taking a random picture aswell, she seemed rather confuzled

A man after my own heart, i take 2 spaces, I've been the victim of car park dinks and paid the body shop bills to show for it, so I've got no worries about taking up 2 spaces that's big enough for the cars of today rather than the size that was give for cars of yesterday, If they don't wont me to take 2 spaces then make bigger spaces that fit our "Today's" cars flipping in!

 

[Ads]

A man after my own heart, i take 2 spaces, I've been the victim of car park dinks and paid the body shop bills to show for it, so I've got no worries about taking up 2 spaces that's big enough for the cars of today rather than the size that was give for cars of yesterday, If they don't wont me to take 2 spaces then make bigger spaces that fit our "Today's" cars flipping in!

I scratch cars that I see taking up two spaces.

 

[Turkster]

I scratch cars that I see taking up two spaces.

So your happy to brag on a public forum that you damage peoples pride and joys because you don't like they way they park? WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Ads]

So your happy to brag on a public forum that you damage peoples pride and joys because you don't like they way they park? WTF is wrong with you?

I know, I need help.

Nah I don't do that really, obviously. But some people do. It'd probably be wise of you to think about that in future because while selfishly parking in two spaces will help you avoid dings it could result in all sorts of other damage to your pride and joy.

 

[Turkster]

I know, I need help.

Nah I don't do that really, obviously. But some people do. It'd probably be wise of you to think about that in future because while selfishly parking in two spaces will help you avoid dings it could result in all sorts of other damage to your pride and joy.

I think i should have put a LoL, in my other post as i was being sarcastic in a funny sort of way, but I think you took it like that a bit,

Yer i hear what your saying, TBH i park on the far side of the moon where no other cars are at, so there is no one else to upset,

failing that i let the wife go shopping and i sit in the car reading a book of some sort as i can do without pushing a trolly round the shops looking at stuff i don't eat, the wife just uses my card to pay at the end and i get to lug all the shopping up to the apartment when we get home,

 

[voorhees]

Meanwhile in Nuneaton

 

[NHN]

That is by far the best parking, but its actually quite funny, trolley guys saying, ok nobody has trained me on these new trolley's.

 

[ScottD3]

Never has to worry about door dings.

 

[NHN]

Yeah just getting out the door would be a you've been framed moment

 

[smurfworth]

I think this is the reason audi give you the option to open and close your windows from the key. You can park like that, climb out the window and then secure the car by closing the window you've just climbed out of. Genius engineers at audi!

 

[StateOfPlay]

 

[marktdisport]

Now that's what you call under cover parking lol

 

[StateOfPlay]

The thing is, it is a good bit of parking, which is surprising because it has to be a woman that parked it in there...........


Yes, I know




I deserve a slap.

 

[Ads]

Meanwhile in Nuneaton

Yeah but to be fair to the driver he only parked there because this guy parked in his usual spot..............

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[Luke2.0tdi2010]

Gotta get involved with this thread, right up my street...lol, here's a few to get started.... I could keep em coming every day, I see this kinda driving on a daily basis, the driver of the Iveco van (even though about 20 stone) managed to climb out through the window and kept moaning about cutting his hand on the small pile of glass on the floor!!!
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[Luke2.0tdi2010]

Bit dark but this one managed to park his celica under the motorway barrier!

 

[Nicki]

This one was in our local paper a couple of weeks ago:

Car smashes through shop window

 

[jimmo]

Anyone who parks in a disabled bay without being entitled to do so (i.e. no blue badge) should be in this thread!

 

[molly s3]

Anyone who parks in a disabled bay without being entitled to do so (i.e. no blue badge) should be in this thread!

For example.....

 

[StateOfPlay]

Saw two cars get tickets in a town centre yesterday, both parked in disabled bays with no badge. Caught!

 

[crazy88]

Cummins sports, pahaha. I want to live in Cork.

 

[John@mk]

Another day on the school run!!!!

 

[shady-ninja]

i would park worse than most of these guys to save my paintwork from shopping trolly dings and idiots denting my doors with thiers.

 

[Crazyfool]

My car is on the right, the red car was following behind me, but the lady driving couldn't be bothered to wait for me to park properly, so did this. The lady with the Audi on the left was not best pleased when she arrived a few minutes later and realised she couldn't get her baby in it's travel system because the door was inconveniently blocked.

 

[A4_MaJiK]

My car is on the right, the red car was following behind me, but the lady driving couldn't be bothered to wait for me to park properly, so did this. The lady with the Audi on the left was not best pleased when she arrived a few minutes later and realised she couldn't get her baby in it's travel system because the door was inconveniently blocked.

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Love the fact you blanked every plate but hers haha