ASN's Pub

I dare not see you, because much like Fred it would send me over the edge. So please, don't upload a picture of your naked oiled up chest with a rabbit sprawled across it, please don't do that whatever you do. :yum:
 
WTF happened to this place?

I'm away for a couple of days and it turns in to the fkn Pink frinking Elephant in here.

Karl, Chest waxing WTF? I understand the need but willingness to rub a rabbit on your naked, smooth, oiled rippled chest is something else. I don't think Fred and Crazy is helping. I got a feeling there might a mini Blue Oyster Bar tent at AITP for you lot. lol

Westy, Nice find on the clay bar. Mines covered in country bits. lol

Crazy, I don't like the Galaxy, Its slow and cumbersome. HTC front end is so much nice and easier to use than the Samsung, you have so many more options and better options.
The samsung lacks the ability to select all emails, you have to manually select each on and there is some other items that I can't remember right now but I can't wait to get something else.
I can't moan to much cause its free and a temp phone for now.

Karl, That is cool a rabbit though. My mate has one of them big giant house rabbits. He's Awesome, makes me want to get one.

Morning all.
 
ScottB5 said:
WTF happened to this place?

I'm away for a couple of days and it turns in to the fkn Pink frinking Elephant in here.

Karl, Chest waxing WTF? ....
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Pot. Kettle. Black?


And yeah, the Samsung Galaxy S1 wasn't supposed to be amazing. It has got a lot better with the S2, and i'm sure the S3 will be better, but I do agree HTC is good too. What replacement are you gonna get then? The HTC One?

Back in work, and I have a cold :( I don't think the lady next to me on the train appreciated my sniffing all journey, although it was better than just letting snot pour out of my nose.
 
crazy88 said:
Pot. Kettle. Black?


And yeah, the Samsung Galaxy S1 wasn't supposed to be amazing. It has got a lot better with the S2, and i'm sure the S3 will be better, but I do agree HTC is good too. What replacement are you gonna get then? The HTC One?

Back in work, and I have a cold :( I don't think the lady next to me on the train appreciated my sniffing all journey, although it was better than just letting snot pour out of my nose.
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I've never waxed my chest. Ever!!

Yeah One X if I can blag it.

Looked at changing contracts and still thinking about it but I've been with T-mobile for about 10 years or so and can't really fault their service, signal and they have looked after me in the past.
Their no data charges is a big bonus to me, as using over 2gbs a month is really easy. I think the most I've used is about 3.5gb and all I got from T-mob is a text msg saying, don't do it again.

Poor Crazy and a little sniffle.
Man up *****!!
 
Westy said:
Oh guys, the survey on the house is finally happening today :yahoo: I've got to the stage where I'm just so fed up of living a home, every little think is annoying me.
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You must be getting really impatient to get moving now Fred. Wont be long. Then its party at yours. :)
 
Westy said:
Oh guys, the survey on the house is finally happening today :yahoo: I've got to the stage where I'm just so fed up of living a home, every little think is annoying me.
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The dude who did our survey apparently walked into our new house, looked around the lounge and then said "yeah that's fine". What a waste of £200, but at least it allowed us to get our house :)

And i'm not surprised you're ready to move out, i couldn't move back home now. I'd last about a week before I exploded with rage I think. What's the estimated date for moving?
 
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crazy88 said:
The dude who did our survey apparently walked into our new house, looked around the lounge and then said "yeah that's fine". What a waste of £200, but at least it allowed us to get our house :)

And i'm not surprised you're ready to move out, i couldn't move back home now. I'd last about a week before I exploded with rage I think. What's the estimated date for moving?
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We paid for the next level up, was £480 and is meant to take half a day and a structural check.
 
Westy said:
Oh guys, the survey on the house is finally happening today :yahoo: I've got to the stage where I'm just so fed up of living a home, every little think is annoying me.
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nice one frederick!
you too soon will be able to walk around any room you please in your underpants, maybe even the odd winmill without your mam telling you off!
oh, and now the bad bit, no more made meals, washed and ironed clothes and ps3 and porn whenever you like! :shrug:
 
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nice one frederick!
you too soon will be able to walk around any room you please in your underpants, maybe even the odd winmill without your mam telling you off!
oh, and now the bad bit, no more made meals, washed and ironed clothes and ps3 and porn whenever you like! :shrug:
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I do my own ironing anyway as my old dear has a tendency to burn stuff. Meals and porn is a big problem though :(
 
So work has begun on my fence, not too sure when they will finish, the only thing I'm sure about is, I'm going to be skint afterwoods! :sob:

Amusing thing is, the guy(he's an old man) reckons he may have put the original fence up some 25years+ ago, as he had the contract for when the local houses was built! At least he's having a nice chit chat with my similarly old neighbour whilst he's got 3 of his work force doing all the work. :laugh:
 
jojo said:
OMG, I had to watch this a few times to see what's going on. The bloke gets hit by the 4x4 first before the kid goes flying hit by the car!! Hope they are both ok?
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No idea. I might try and find the original video.

jojo said:
So work has begun on my fence, not too sure when they will finish, the only thing I'm sure about is, I'm going to be skint afterwoods! :sob:

Amusing thing is, the guy(he's an old man) reckons he may have put the original fence up some 25years+ ago, as he had the contract for when the local houses was built! At least he's having a nice chit chat with my similarly old neighbour whilst he's got 3 of his work force doing all the work. :laugh:
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Pics of the work...............Not that I'm being nosy and want to see your garden or any thing. :)

I think our fence is about to fall down.
I opened the gate yesterday and heard the sound of splitting wood. :(
 
God it is like the blue oyster in here.

So whats acccurin?

Whos shoes are those boots?

Whos jacket is that coat?

I need a beer :( tuesday has been hard and im paying the price physcologicly.
 
Jesus Scott, can you warn us when you're gonna post gifs of double fatals! More fool the bloke for standing in the carriageway and not even looking in the direction of the traffic flow!
 
Jojo you got the pikeys in or what!! ;)

Never to early for a beero fredo :beerchug:

Evening all, well I'm well and truly diy'd out!!!!!
 
I still don't believe that gif is real and that's why it's not making me feel sick.

I got my PS3 unbanned today (at a cost of £110) so I've been on that all night. Waiting to hear back from eBay as to whether I'll get a refund from the **** that tried to do me over.
 
I'm now officially SKINT! But I have a new fence. lol


damo.h said:
Jojo you got the pikeys in or what!! ;)
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Ha, no, they are local professionals! Did a good job too, the place is all tidy, and they even spent an extra hour fixing the neighbours side door, as he couldn't close it with the new fence in!

s3dave said:
You realize that is grade 1 Hashish......:lmfao: get some bamboo shoots growing jo!!
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They got double wages then.... :drag:
 
I want to live by a stream.
I want the stream on my land, so I can go swimming in it with the dogs.

Give me farm land, trees, fields, water and a small house, big garage, I'll be happy and content.
 
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