ASN's Pub

[CHEZ]

Oh by the way, my drinking at 11am has caught up with me and I;m now very tired.

fred! man up! dont be such a lightwieght ***!

get on the jagerbombs and lively up yer self! :icon_thumright:

 

[Westy]

fred! man up! dont be such a lightwieght ***!

get on the jagerbombs and lively up yer self! :icon_thumright:

I've got half a bottle of Captain Morgans Spiced rum and 2 bottles of San Miguel. I'll be fine

 

[CHEZ]

thats the style fella!
i like the cut of your jib! :icon_thumright:

 

[s3dave]

Russian standard FTW washed down with numerous tuborgs ......

 

[CHEZ]

:Flush: dave in the morning!

 

[s3dave]

:Flush: dave in the morning!

Stop giving scott flashbacks chez!!

 

[CHEZ]

time for a quick shower for chez!
wash all this dulux natural hessian vinyl soft sheen out me wig!
looks like i got a look of fred going on! (without the wayfairers) lol

 

[Westy]

looks like i got a look of fred going on! (without the wayfairers) lol

Mate go out on the town like it and I bet you are a fanny magnet

 

[CHEZ]

ha ha!
too late mate! i am all clean now and smelling sweet! and my little amount of hair is back to its oem colour!
i will bare that in mind for the future fred!

 

[jojo]

I'm up a fiver from the Chelski 2-1 result!

Gonna spend it on another McFlurry methinks!

 

[jojo]

I'm up a fiver from the Chelski 2-1 result!

Gonna spend it on another McFlurry methinks!

 

[Westy]

Heard you the first time! Sheeesh, no need to boast of your winnings!

 

[jojo]

Round 2

 

[Westy]

Die Hard on channel 4, just started. I'll fetch myself another beer

 

[ScottD3]

 

[CHEZ]

ha ha fao scotty,





or maybe not!

 

[damo.h]

Morning gays. Not been on for a day or so. The mrs has had me making a gate and painting it wich lead to stripping the front door and prepping that. Today is top coat day I fkn hate painting with a passion... My bank hol do far !!

Much a do????

 

[camscockle20vT]

Morning gays. Not been on for a day or so. The mrs has had me making a gate and painting it wich lead to stripping the front door and prepping that. Today is top coat day I fkn hate painting with a passion... My bank hol do far !!

Much a do????

Gutted mate, iv got to recover before i can begin to think of ways to do not alot. Bud66 is quite a nice beer tbf.

 

[Westy]

I've got a day of car jobs and som VCDS data logging

 

[CHEZ]

last day of painting for me too damo! gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I HATE IT!

 

[_G_]

she was looking really pretty until she spoke

 

[camscockle20vT]

last day of painting for me too damo! gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I HATE IT!

Ha dont miss abit

I've got a day of car jobs and som VCDS data logging

Any advantages of the 4bar then?

Iv done nout constructive today, apart from give the car abit of stick, always feels better when the 007p has been serviced and TB cleaned

 

[CHEZ]

she was looking really pretty until she spoke

nope! you lost me!


nearly finished the painting! jeeeeeeeeeez! what a pita that was!
need to re do over the gloss bits! no good when your hand is as stable as an alcoholic with parkinsons on a bouncy castle!
i have threw in the towel now! it can wait lol!
now is stella o"clock!
now all i need to do is try and keep a hyper 2 year old from keeping off the wet gloss! (a mission all of its own) she seems drawn to it like a moth to a light!
anyways, a total waste of a weekend! i could not even do the proper sunday chores! washing the barge and chopping the grass!
my car is minging , and my lawn is like a rain forest!
and to top it all off, i have just let £700 worth of top notch baby travel system go for peanuts on fleebay!
anyways! enough of my misery!
anything exciting going on in the real world!
where is scott? has he been hooked up with a new dog and bone yet?

 

[Westy]

I'm on the San Miguel again but i'm down to my last 2 bottles. I think I'll finish off the rum tonight

Just chilling tonight, bit of PS3 then MOTD.

 

[CHEZ]

you back online with the ps3 fred?

 

[Westy]

you back online with the ps3 fred?

No mate that is a total nightmare and I'm going to contact sony on tuesday and also try and get the guy on ebay banned. Total *** hole

 

[ScottD3]

I got a phone. WooHoo.

Mate lent me his old Galaxy S1.

How is everyone?
what have i missed?

 

[crazy88]

If my mate dropped his phone down the toilet id think twice about lending him a phone.

 

[ScottD3]

he's kind and gets free phones.
he's on a note at the moment but should get a S3 next week.

 

[Westy]

Get a fkn iPhone and get on with your life

 

[crazy88]

Nah, get a galaxy s3. I'm very tempted by one myself. I'm bored of ios

 

[Westy]

OMG it's not raining! Quick, wash the car!

 

[superkarl]

im currently doing a huge beer poo, after a christening and a party yesterday.

1. i hate churches
2. i hate kids entertainers

all in all tho, quite a good day/night.

 

[Westy]

Car cleaning has taken a knock as it started to rain. I went to Halfords to get some cleaning bits and TurtleWax have just released a clay bar kit. Only £16 for 1 bar and a squirty bottle of lube. It was £10 cheaper then the Meguires one so I thought I'd give it a go. Not sure when the weather will actually be good enough for me to clean the car properly though

 

[CHEZ]

really must give my car its claying of the year too!
a full clay, polish and wax usually takes me around 10 hours hard at it!
i just aint got the time lately!
i am on night shift tonight, so generally grumpy and angry and sad! all rolled into one!
i might go to bed........

 

[superkarl]

i've had my chest/front waxed today i feel like i've been beaten, and look like a plucked chicken
got my mrs to do it coz i have a chest tattoo on thursday which i cant wait for.
mrs enjoyed doing it FAR too much, i think she got carried away.
im so sore

p.s. anyone who thinks my rabbit is gay, well check this out, this dude is chilling on the sunbed in the garden. he had a beer out of shot and everything. what a dude

 

[Westy]

The above post is so full of gayness it's unbelievable! The only bit that isn't gay is the fact you have a mrs, unless she is packing a sausage!

 

[superkarl]

lmao

i must admit, waxing + bunnies = gay.

but im awesome so its not. plus look at bunny there, how cool is he!

if you guys could feel my smooth as silk chest right now, i think you'd be aroused. especially you fred.

 

[Westy]

You are one awesome lump of gayness. This thread couldn't get any gayer unless we had a photo of you holding the bunny up against your smooth chest while wearing leather chaps with a handle bar moustache, in the Blue Oyster bar!!

But, If I'm truthful, that would arouse me far too much

 

[superkarl]

unless we had a photo of you holding the bunny up against your smooth chest while wearing leather chaps with a handle bar moustache, in the Blue Oyster bar!!

i was going to suprise you!
its ruined now