Veet hair removal cream for men.....a must read!!

The wife wants my **** bleached.Says shes fed up of looking at the black hole! Tried domestos with a scourer but that didnt work.Its now red.very red.
 
The wife wants my **** bleached.Says shes fed up of looking at the black hole! Tried domestos with a scourer but that didnt work.Its now red.very red.
get some natural yoghurt on that, i made the same mistake.
but dont let your dog clear it up, tongue's like sand paper, then you're back to square one.
 
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Ha.Dog only to the front (gotta watch them teeth tho) and that yogurts great stuff for fungal infections.Make it sensual by using a nodder to keep it on yer helmet
 
haha quality, last time i had a go with this stuff i ended up with love heart shaped pubes thanks to my girlfriend lol, its fun but it stinks bad, the cream that is not my **** that's squeaky clean ;)
 
Haha!!!! Lol, brilliant:

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

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I can't believe there's a thread with bleached pubes in it a crazy ain't right up in here horing pics ;)

**** bleaching lol :wtf: