ASN's Pub

Ha ill try my best mate, will have to post on here from now due to only about 16 posts to go and im a dope sometimes, wouldnt wanna post my 1000th anywhere else like. Lol

Only complete muppets would post such posts in other threads and fill full of useless car information.
 
nope, she always wakes up and kicks me off in a huff :( Im off to google Boston cheese mask
 
How about the peter griffin?

So much for my 1000th tonight. I think itl have to wait till tomorrow.
 
Morning ladies.

This morning I've been asked to attend a meeting to discuss improvements within our office environment and how we can make it better.

The best part about this meeting....... Ifs being held at wethersoons :beerchug:
 
Damn you and your pub lunches!!l the best thing they could do for productivity is ban yr *** from the forums pmsl.

Morning all. Just sat on the throne in the services. Hoping to be relieved as I got ****** all in the way of sexual release last night. :(
would seem everytime crazy gets his leg over I go without. So as from now he's on a ban cos I can't cope I'm not used to this it's killing me.
On way to heathrow, traffic is building up and the weather is gash.

Cam I'm disappointed in you not hitting 1k last night. You really need to pull your spamming socks up if you expect to drink in here son ;)

Much a do???
 
Morning all. Hope the weather is not to bad for you guys down there.
Damo, try have a good day. :)
Westy, enjoy your breakfast meeting.
Cami, you should have hit 1000 over a week ago, man your too slow. :)


 
Morning,

****** all happening here..........O wait, I unlocked 1 account and got 1 PC to deploy.
I'm going to try and get out of it though, I prefer being sat at my desk doing paper work.

Nice one westy, Tell them to employ me as a remote worker. :cheers: (why does that not work in here :()
 
Scott they already employ one 3rd line sherka why the hell would they need two lol

Sandy I will try my best, but I ain't promising anything as I damo gets grumpy when he had no Rumpy Pumpy :(
 
Yeah you keep telling yrself that Scott (whatever yr trying to say ) ;)

Fkn ****!!! Just cracked a bottle of lucozade and the fkr exploded all over me :(
Totally drenched my scoobi snacks, now I'm ****** off!!!
 
Yeah you keep telling yrself that Scott (whatever yr trying to say ) ;)

Fkn ****!!! Just cracked a bottle of lucozade and the fkr exploded all over me :(
Totally drenched my scoobi snacks, now I'm ****** off!!!

Ok Damo, i think you need to return home and have a few hours sleep, your sounding well cranky. :)

 
Yeah you keep telling yrself that Scott (whatever yr trying to say ) ;)

Fkn ****!!! Just cracked a bottle of lucozade and the fkr exploded all over me :(
Totally drenched my scoobi snacks, now I'm ****** off!!!
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Morning people, i know i know, it was abit of a poor show on my behalf, will smash it tonight tho :)
 
YOu need 9 posts.
Sandra smashed this in 10 mins in the welcome section.
Westy smashes it with constant spam in the 8L section.
Crazy and damo don't smash much.

And you can't fkn count :moa:
 
YOu need 9 posts.
Sandra smashed this in 10 mins in the welcome section.
Westy smashes it with constant spam in the 8L section.
Crazy and damo don't smash much.

Ha lets see if i can get the rest whilst im on the kazee :) maybe crazy n damo can smash eachothers pastys :D