ASN's Pub

[camscockle20vT]

oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how fkn brave of you!

Ha i can see this going the same way as the angle grinder thread lol

Oh and on a lighter note somone scraped the back of the mrs car

 

[Westy]

I'm sat here in my comfy chair with a bottle of beer and the match on. Lovely stuff

 

[crazy88]

oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how fkn brave of you!

We just thought it'd be rude to talk about her when you were listening that's all. After all, some of the lads were getting a little close to making inappropriate comments about her

 

[damo.h]

oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how fkn brave of you!

Are you here still ?? Can we talk about organising an ASN train on mamma yet .

Evening all.

 

[Westy]

Great game of footy. I doubt you'll see this much diving in the springboard event at this years Olympics!

 

[s3dave]

Ronaldo still wants a slap.....

 

[Westy]

Ronaldo still wants a slap.....

Yeah I hate the bloke. If he wasn't a footballer he wouldn't get laid. He's like a greasy chipmunk.

 

[crazy88]

2 for 2...I'm on a roll.

 

[Westy]

2 for 2...I'm on a roll.

You been on the crack pipe again! What are you on about?

 

[crazy88]

Think about it dude

 

[Westy]

Think about it dude

No Fkn way

There's more chance of winning the lottery twice with the same numbers

 

[crazy88]

I know! I'm in a state of shock.

 

[damo.h]

2 for 2...I'm on a roll.

Ahhaaaa sghow off!!! I'v been told I may get lucky later just need to do some ppi paperwork then her *** is mine

 

[Westy]

You lucky sods. I might just have another beer and watch some porn :thumbsup:

 

[s3dave]

I know! I'm in a state of shock.

Pics....

 

[crazy88]

The tables will turn at the weekend mate, fear not.

Think I'm gonna have a shower then watch the countries finest entrepreneurs....you know the ones on BBC?

Dave...I took some but she grabbed my phone and deleted them. Pfft! Not a happy man about that.

 

[Westy]

I know! I'm in a state of shock.

I bet your mrs is well happy about you posting about you having sex straight after lol.

 

[crazy88]

She jumped straight off to check out the ark website for new clothes haha.

 

[ScottD3]

thats it, the world is going to end.
fkn crazy got it twice in a week.
I'm off.
and dave wants pics of what?
Crazys face due to the shock or his over used helmet?

 

[camscockle20vT]

Pics....

(22 to go )

 

[Westy]

She jumped straight off to check out the ark website for new clothes haha.

And they say romance is dead!

 

[crazy88]

I feel sick....that's my first love and I'm now jealous. That stallion...

And they say romance is dead!

Not in my house son, not in my house

 

[ScottD3]

I feel sick....that's my first love and I'm now jealous. That stallion...




Not in my house son, not in my house

They don't admit it you mean?

I don't think we ever had it.
I can't be assed with it.
Takes up to much time and energy.
Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.

 

[s3dave]

They don't admit it you mean?

I don't think we ever had it.
I can't be assed with it.
Takes up to much time and energy.
Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.

Thats it scott say it has you mean it ,,,, get the fookers on a first aid course....

 

[camscockle20vT]

They don't admit it you mean?

I don't think we ever had it.
I can't be assed with it.
Takes up to much time and energy.
Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.

Ha if iv read this right ill be sending you some viagra back with your blutooth device lol what activity is better than sex?lol

 

[damo.h]

They don't admit it you mean?

I don't think we ever had it.
I can't be assed with it.
Takes up to much time and energy.
Time and energy that could be spent on other activities.

so lets get this strught, you'd rather wax yr sack and bang one out over pushing yr lass around the house... you mad bro!!

Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on

 

[s3dave]

Ronaldo is a glory hunting greedy facker ...jeees

 

[quattrojames]

Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on

Anyone would think you were on a promise lol

 

[Sandra]

​Lol James.

 

[damo.h]

Anyone would think you were on a promise lol

****** better be James or I may have to force myself upon myself lol

 

[crazy88]

Anyone would think you were on a promise lol

I'm sure he thinks he is.

 

[ScottD3]

hang on!!!!

I never said we don't have sex or can't be assed.
I'm not about all the romantic crap that goes with it.
yeah fine, get all hot and swap fluids, happy with that but not all the softy, loving, **** that goes with it. It takes up to much time.
warm up, swap fluid, get some endorphines, dopamine, norepinephrine, and phenylethylamine going, get your breath back, have a drink and get on with the rest of the day/night.

 

[Sandra]

****** better be James or I may have to force myself upon myself lol

The mind boggles.

 

[quattrojames]

I'm sure he thinks he is.

He's probably got more chance than you making a hatrick!

 

[damo.h]

iv had a baff an everyfink

 

[crazy88]

iv had a baff an everyfink

That's twice this thread has made me sick tonight

 

[Sandra]

iv had a baff an everyfink

Clean as a whistle Damo. x

 

[damo.h]

The mind boggles.

yeah but yr thinking about it ......

 

[ScottD3]

iv had a baff an everyfink

Bet that was cold mate.
I thought you folk never had baths during the winter, being so cold and not having any heating or indoor plumbing yet?

 

[camscockle20vT]

so lets get this strught, you'd rather wax yr sack and bang one out over pushing yr lass around the house... you mad bro!!

Cam are we going to see the big 1000 tonight?? don't mean to push like but in up early doors so can we get a wriggle on

Ha ill try my best mate, will have to post on here from now due to only about 16 posts to go and im a dope sometimes, wouldnt wanna post my 1000th anywhere else like. Lol