ASN's Pub

[Sandra]

good lad chez. You deserve it.

 

[s3dave]

Just watching Trevor Mcdonalds Mighty Mississippi ,,,its been pretty good... other than that its pretty dead on here...

 

[Sandra]

​Im watching 30 days of night.

 

[CHEZ]

Just watching Trevor Mcdonalds Mighty Mississippi ,,,its been pretty good... other than that its pretty dead on here...

watching this too dave!
fascinating!

 

[Jay A3]

Quick few games of FIFA them its bed for me! Camscockle disappointed in that pic... Tut tut I expected more from you!

 

[Westy]

I've been messing with the car all night again! All issues sorted now though

Found the limit to my ditch finders in the dry....... Wait for it........... 48mph round a roundabout and they lost traction and we squealing like a pig! Shocking. You can imagine what they're like in the wet

 

[superkarl]

I've been messing with the car all night again! All issues sorted now though

Found the limit to my ditch finders in the dry....... Wait for it........... 48mph round a roundabout and they lost traction and we squealing like a pig! Shocking. You can imagine what they're like in the wet

must be a ****in big roundabout

 

[Westy]

must be a ****in big roundabout

Yeah, you know the ones. The dual carriage way ones that are nice and empty at night to test out your tyres

 

[superkarl]

Yeah, you know the ones. The dual carriage way ones that are nice and empty at night to test out your tyres

i have no idea what you're talking about

is it me or do we litter this forum with absolute crap? ah well. someones gotta do it

 

[jojo]

No more Awesome threads please! lol :busted_cop:

 

[Westy]

No more Awesome threads please! lol :busted_cop:

Sorry boss

 

[Reesy]

No more Awesome threads please! lol :busted_cop:

That's a good idea. I might make a thread to say how AWESOME you are for making such a good suggestion.

 

[superkarl]

No more Awesome threads please! lol :busted_cop:

you started it!!

 

[damo.h]

Whats going down you awesome pubbers ??

ASN is soooooo fkn awesome right now I can hardly contain myself Just sat at home nursing a ****** hand. I sliced it with the fkn craft knife earlier. Won't stop bleeding. Help me I'm dieinnnnnnnnnnng

 

[Sandra]

Lol, im trying to listen to music, hope your hands ok Damo.

 

[damo.h]

Lol!!! You laugh cos I is bleeding to death??? Yr sick lady, sick I tell you

Hands ok sange just a slice across the back of it. "Don't put a craft knife in yr back pocket kids!!" You'll forget then go put yr flipping hand in there lol

 

[Sandra]

Ouch. Thats not good. Did Amanda patch you up?

 

[Sandra]

Btw Damo,i wasnt laughing at you cutting your hand.

 

[damo.h]

Ouch. Thats not good. Did Amanda patch you up?

No she ****** didn't. But I'm about to ask for a game of doctors and nurses, wish me luck lol

Btw Damo,i wasnt laughing at you cutting your hand.

lies!!!.... yr twisted

 

[Sandra]

lol, good luck. Im off to get some sleep.

 

[Westy]

Damo. If you played docs and nurses. We need pics or it didn't happen. Oh ams we only want pics of the nurse

 

[damo.h]

No nurses outfit came out Fred I'm afraid can still send you a pic of my Wang if you like :thumbsup:

Morning yawl. Half way through, not long till I'm jumping off a hotel.

 

[Westy]

No nurses outfit came out Fred I'm afraid can still send you a pic of my Wang if you like :thumbsup:

Morning yawl. Half way through, not long till I'm jumping off a hotel.

Go on then, send ya Wang over. You got my email address

Why you jumping off a hotel? There's so much to live for, don't do it!

 

[crazy88]

Morning cheese wands. How's things? More silly amounts of lab demo's to first year students today. Spare time....what's that? (I'm currently poo'ing for those who think i have free time now)

Damo, is this the first night ever that I smashed pasty and you didn't?

 

[Jay A3]

Lmao

i think this is the only thread where you can start a Sentence about poo'ing then finish it about pasty smashing!

Damo got no action? Is it time to pull out those tree hugging, ball crushing hippy 70's pair of jeans again? As Austin powers said "lost your mojo?"

 

[Westy]

Damo, is this the first night ever that I smashed pasty and you didn't?

 

[damo.h]

Crazy this may well be the day dude. That's if you got you sum? Pics to the usual addi pweeeeease
Obviously I ain't too happy about it jay so wise *** comments will only make me angry lol

Anyway can't stay here chatting to you gays I got a school run to do.

 

[Westy]

Anyway can't stay here chatting to you gays I got a school run to do.

This sounds a lot like you're going kidnapping after your failed attempt with the mrs last night!

 

[damo.h]

Why you jumping off a hotel? There's so much to live for, don't do it!

Lol it's that charity abseil for help for heroes dude. Kinda bricking it now as its getting closer, it's been a good few yrs since I fast roped anything. Just hope my knees don't start knocking and make a tit of myself lol

This sounds a lot like you're going kidnapping after your failed attempt with the mrs last night!

That sounds like a plan. But think I'd struggle with storage

 

[ScottD3]

Poo, pasty smashing, kidnapping.
I think karl is right, we put some random **** on this forum. lol

Morning all.

 

[damo.h]

****** hell!!! Break out the speed boat, it's pelting down up here. What happened to the sun???

Afternoon girls

 

[Sandra]

​Afternoon Damo, its very windy here, dont think the rain is far away.

 

[Westy]

It feels like winter. I swear it's getting dark here!

 

[damo.h]

​Afternoon Damo, its very windy here, dont think the rain is far away.

Hey sandy weather is bogging here. Like a flippin monsoon

I swear it's getting dark here!

you tunnelling in Karls ma again, thought you had work to do

 

[Reesy]

you tunnelling in Karls ma again, thought you had work to do

Are you implying Karl's mum is closing the curtains early today? She might well be because it looks to be getting dark down here as well

 

[damo.h]

The whole of the ****** uk is under darkness due to Karl mum closing her legs, even sange has had to put the big light on

 

[ScottD3]

haha big light. lol

 

[damo.h]

haha big light. lol

Haha it's an oop norf thing lol

 

[ScottD3]

Haha it's an oop norf thing lol

I've seen Peter Kay. lol

 

[superkarl]

oh speak about my mum while im not here, eh, how fkn brave of you!