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AC alarms going off in the server room.
Its 33 degrees. Ooops.
The office is cooler than the server room.
Time to deploy the emergency fans and AC unit.
 
Just got up dying for a pee....,. And mums in the fkn bathroom again aghhhhhhhhh






Wakes casually to the kitchen sink trying not to draw attention to ones self ;)

Morning fk'rs. It's almost weekend :yahoo:
 
Tryed that but someone was in the shower next door and the bathroom window overlooks the **** spot lol

You got the temp's down now ?

Yeah.
Dropped it by 10 degrees in 20 mins on my own.
3rdos turned up, faffed around turning servers off, moving my fans and the temp dropped by 2 degrees in an hour.
I think I win!! :D

Just waiting on a AC engineer now, it looks like one of the AC rads have packed up.


Thats shocking on the loo front mate.
Time to make a hole with a tube in the shed to pee in.
 
You'll be fine for the first couple of months till its all warn off and you start seeing who they really are and their little habbits that you thought was cute or different will turn in to a pimple on their perfect figure and haunt you like elusive knock.
Sex on tap till it all becomes the same old position, routine, length and it turns in to a way to reaffirming her control over you and her position in the relationship.
You'll need a cast iron reason for spending your money on any thing you want that does not involve the house or her shoes.
The sleepless nights arguing over bills, monthly direct debts, do you really need Sky sports, does she really need the monthly manicure, arguments over whos turn it is to do the dishes, who's cooking, not picking up your underware, arguments about ****ing to porn, where to finish off, where has all her tissues gone, why there is 3 boxers in the washing when you've only used two, why do you spend more time on the PC/watching TV than the misses, the arguments of why you don't spend any time together.....................I'm off to pack some bags!!!!

Scott this is one of the funniest posts I've ever read lol. It is also one of the most worrying :faint:
 
assembly lube fred? you got that?

i just had scrambled egg on toast, what a classic dish that is! washed down with 500 calories of protein shake mmmmmmm goooooooooood

i dont live with my mrs, but fell out with her yesterday, fkn women! what scott said has now terrified me :(
 
Well iv been enjoying my 14 days off work quite nicely, now the mrs has roped me into doing some diy around the house :(
 
Made me lol:

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​Have a good Easter weekend guys. Dont forget to have fun. :)
 
You'll be fine for the first couple of months till its all warn off and you start seeing who they really are and their little habbits that you thought was cute or different will turn in to a pimple on their perfect figure and haunt you like elusive knock.
Sex on tap till it all becomes the same old position, routine, length and it turns in to a way to reaffirming her control over you and her position in the relationship.
You'll need a cast iron reason for spending your money on any thing you want that does not involve the house or her shoes.
The sleepless nights arguing over bills, monthly direct debts, do you really need Sky sports, does she really need the monthly manicure, arguments over whos turn it is to do the dishes, who's cooking, not picking up your underware, arguments about ****ing to porn, where to finish off, where has all her tissues gone, why there is 3 boxers in the washing when you've only used two, why do you spend more time on the PC/watching TV than the misses, the arguments of why you don't spend any time together.....................I'm off to pack some bags!!!!
HA HA HA F'ing spot on!! thats brill
 
Had a day off today in the sun playing with cars :), misses had a mone at me as i didnt tell her i had it off lol, mates coming over tomorrow to do some bits on his to so she will love that tomo.
 
I've managed to get her to cook tonight tho....tv it is then :)
 
Morning dave! Working hard to pay for a new clutch n remap??
bedded the engine in yet?
 
Morning fugly's ;)
man I'm goosed. Finished work yesterday then went over to the coast to rip mums wood floors up. Stacked the poor octi full. Had some major drop on the back end lol. Now I'm off to re lay it all in her new gaff.

Dave you got the motor back now?? All good I hope. You getting over to elscar on Monday fella??

You in work today jay ?? Fkn grabber ;)
 
How u doing damo?! Sounds like u been grafting hard mate... Nah 4 day weekend for me. Plenty of r&r
 
Long weekend ftw, im off till thursday Haha but been ran ragged last few days bro. Crazy weekend ahead so I can free up Monday to get over to elscar with Super***** and a few others If they can make it. just hope the weather holds out. you any plans?
 
Not a single plan. If they decide to stock up on vpower then I will try and pop over to westy to see the build...
 
Good idea they'l be ready for a cuppa ;)
Bet he's lining all the tools up as we speak. Fingers crossed he don't run into any problems tho eh.
 
I'm sure they will be fine. More than capable of sorting any issues...
according to westy tam was more geared up and would be knocking on his door at 6am lol
 
​Have a good Easter Break guys. :) x
 
Long weekend ftw, im off till thursday Haha but been ran ragged last few days bro. Crazy weekend ahead so I can free up Monday to get over to elscar with Super***** and a few others If they can make it. just hope the weather holds out. you any plans?
weather report is rubbish. met up with lee and a couple others last night at krispy kremes, lee said the weather wont be great but the show last year was superb. just need to be good to the mrs so im allowed, and/or she comes with
 
Afternoon mofo's! :laugh:

Working throughout the weekend for me, poor weather is actually good for business, so bring on the rain and snow! lol Poor weather also means no car love, I hate working on my car in the wet!

Got most of my niggles sorted on my mk2 for the MOT.

Considering a dramatic colour change for my Porsche rims, bright green perhaps for AitP? Need to sort my suspension out in the next few weeks also, so the sun best come out midweek. :cool:
 
weather report is rubbish. met up with lee and a couple others last night at krispy kremes, lee said the weather wont be great but the show last year was superb. just need to be good to the mrs so im allowed, and/or she comes with

You fkn better make it now!! Have you ant idea how much of a rush on you'v caused me lol.
Bin the chick off you'll hVe to be on best behaviour hahaah.
Afternoon mofo's! :laugh:

Got most of my niggles sorted on my mk2 for the MOT.

Considering a dramatic colour change for my Porsche rims, bright green perhaps for AitP? Need to sort my suspension out in the next few weeks also, so the sun best come out midweek. :cool:

when the mot Jo?? New suspension or sorting out the existing? Green porka's sounds good, I like a bit of in yr face :cool:
 
You fkn better make it now!! Have you ant idea how much of a rush on you'v caused me lol.
Bin the chick off you'll hVe to be on best behaviour hahaah.


when the mot Jo?? New suspension or sorting out the existing? Green porka's sounds good, I like a bit of in yr face :cool:

Not for a few months yet, main thing was the seized caliper which was sorted with WD40 and a screwdriver. :)

Sorting out existing on the S3, I have lowering caps for the front and Dave's SS adjustable bars to go on also, they have been gathering dust in my kitchen for a while! lol
 
Evening boys. Fk me I'm shagged. Just got in from fitting mums floor. Beer time I thinks :beerchucg:

Looking good Jo, yr on one with the motors at the mo. wish I had some time to go over mine :(

Hows yrs feel dave. Take it it's nice and easy for 450miles. Bet yr dying to plant the foot lol

Scotty dawg, what you been up to??