ASN's Pub

Westy said:
Build looks like its definitely going ahead after the scare earlier on! My old man had acupuncture on his neck this morning and he's not like a fkn zombie any more lol.
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Fk what happened to the old fella ?? Been too busy today to get over to the dark side :(
 
damo.h said:
Fk what happened to the old fella ?? Been too busy today to get over to the dark side :(
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Done his neck in big time and was talking about cancelling his holiday to Cyprus on Friday. Obviously I've been waiting for the easter weekend for a long time, knowing they were going away, so I could steal the double garage :eyebrows:

Obviously this wont be an issue when I move into my own gaff :yahoo:
 
Morning people.
Hopefully I wont be to busy today and no power cuts.

I got a special delivery coming today and hopefully the garage will be ok to help me fit them.
I currently feel like doing this.
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Thats me done. Nothing else is really happening.
 
Well at 5am this morning I was throwing snowballs... Wtf!!

Its now snowing in brum, And everyone's driving like their on ice :banghead:

Sup peeps. Nearly weekend ;)
 
Dave one of our lads is off to east coast. Maplethorpe I thinks. I didn't tell him about the snow lol hell be bumping his fkn gums all day long hahahaha.

Scott the Wind last night was mental. All night all you could here where peoples recycling blowing up and down the rd.
Take it easy if using the motorways guys, Side winds are crazys.
 
damo.h said:
Dave one of our lads is off to east coast. Maplethorpe I thinks. I didn't tell him about the snow lol hell be bumping his fkn gums all day long hahahaha.

Scott the Wind last night was mental. All night all you could here where peoples recycling blowing up and down the rd.
Take it easy if using the motorways guys, Side winds are crazys.
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Sarah is off to bristol today and I only got a 15min trip home.
Hopefully she'll get back tomorrow safely.

But we got blue skys down here.
its lovely but very very cold.
 
Westy said:
I'm off to sodding ikea and the Next home store today. The mrs has turned into a crazy soft furnishings monster!
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This is a sad moment. It's the moment Fred realises his modding life is over and he will never catch Jojo in the race for 'biggest spammer on ASN'
 
I'm here... Watching footy though. Not starting build Thursday night westy??
 
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Westy said:
No mate I promised Helen 2 days before I even mention the car!

Chez, you had a row with the mrs cos she's male?!!! WTF?
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2 days!? i like your style...

Chez did u and the misses flop it out to see who's wang was bigger?
 
something like that neil neil orange peel!
you have all this to come to fella!
there great until you are cohabiting THERE living quarters, then they turn.........................................................
be warned!
 
Jay A3 said:
2 days!? i like your style...

Chez did u and the misses flop it out to see who's wang was bigger?[/QUOTE

something like that jimmy!
the funny thing is that makes me chuckle, is that we say our peace and shout a bit, she goes upstairs out of the way, then finishes the argument off via texts!:wtf:
whats that all about?
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Lucky... my misses says for the whole argument... at least you can carry on and watch tv while reading the text
 
no mate its worse!
you end up trying to text swear words that predictive text does not recognise, this in turn gets you more angry and just makes you hate your phone too!
so no tv gets watched!
there clever these women! they know how to anger you on so many levels!
first they pi55 you off, and then they tactfully get your phone on there side too!
aaaaaaaaagh women!
 
Westy said:
Great I can't wait for all this. I need to make my garage a true man cave so I can hide from the evil woman!
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You'll be fine for the first couple of months till its all warn off and you start seeing who they really are and their little habbits that you thought was cute or different will turn in to a pimple on their perfect figure and haunt you like elusive knock.
Sex on tap till it all becomes the same old position, routine, length and it turns in to a way to reaffirming her control over you and her position in the relationship.
You'll need a cast iron reason for spending your money on any thing you want that does not involve the house or her shoes.
The sleepless nights arguing over bills, monthly direct debts, do you really need Sky sports, does she really need the monthly manicure, arguments over whos turn it is to do the dishes, who's cooking, not picking up your underware, arguments about ****ing to porn, where to finish off, where has all her tissues gone, why there is 3 boxers in the washing when you've only used two, why do you spend more time on the PC/watching TV than the misses, the arguments of why you don't spend any time together.....................I'm off to pack some bags!!!!
 
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haha scott knows....:)

Im pretty lucky as i only see my mrs about an hour a day (she starts work an hour before i get home) so there is no time for arguments, it does make it difficult having me/car time on saturday/sundays though....:huh:
 
s3dave said:
haha scott knows....:)

Im pretty lucky as i only see my mrs about an hour a day (she starts work an hour before i get home) so there is no time for arguments, it does make it difficult having me/car time on saturday/sundays though....:huh:
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I think I'm lucky that sarah works almost every saturday, so I get that day to do what I want and we spend sunday today.
I'm happy with that. :)
 
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