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[Westy]

I bet spurs fans are happy this morning

 

[ScottD3]

has last orders gone... or is everybody crying over the budget.....

No idea mate.
I missed it I think.
I know that he's keeping fuel prices high, the ****.
The gov is getting about 60ppl at the moment. Greedy cnts!!

I bet spurs fans are happy this morning

No idea what that means but good for them.
I think. lol

Morning all.

Is any one else shocked about the interest of the Porka caps?
Over 40 people wants them at the moment.

 

[Westy]

No idea what that means but good for them.
I think. lol

Yeah good for them hahaha mind the gap! Oh yeah, what gap

 

[ScottD3]

51 people wants theses caps. :|

 

[Westy]

51 people wants theses caps. :|

That's not shocking to me mate. Any cheapish mod like this will take off plus it fits all models so that opens up the interest too.

 

[damo.h]

That's a good turn out on the caps scott. Now they seem to be as common as the yut lol. Our coolant bottles won't look so special now.,. Every man and his dog will be rocking porka caps at the meets

Sup pubbers, sun is out weather is good. And I'll be stuck in doors all day stripping wallpaper again

 

[ScottD3]

That's not shocking to me mate. Any cheapish mod like this will take off plus it fits all models so that opens up the interest too.

Good point.
Never thought of it like that.
I guess I'm going by last Group Buys I've seen.
Should have added a couple of pound to the price and make some profit. lol

That's a good turn out on the caps scott. Now they seem to be as common as the yut lol. Our coolant bottles won't look so special now.,. Every man and his dog will be rocking porka caps at the meets

Sup pubbers, sun is out weather is good. And I'll be stuck in doors all day stripping wallpaper again

That's very true.
I'm off to Porsche this weekend or next and see what else I fit.

 

[Jay A3]

That's a good turn out on the caps scott. Now they seem to be as common as the yut lol. Our coolant bottles won't look so special now.,. Every man and his dog will be rocking porka caps at the meets

Sup pubbers, sun is out weather is good. And I'll be stuck in doors all day stripping wallpaper again

Rather be stripping your misses mate... Has her rates gone up because of the budget?

Only messing... How is everyone?

 

[ScottD3]

Rather be stripping your misses mate... Has her rates gone up because of the budget?

Only messing... How is everyone?

Good but getting a bit paniky (SP) about this group buy.
Its bigger than what I thought and I'm worried about not fullying orders or things going wrong..............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn my paranoia!!

 

[s3dave]

You will be fine scott whats the worst that can happen,... the pressure valve is not correct on the porkers coolants caps and every body blows there headgaskets....no biggy....

 

[damo.h]

Hahaha just think of the amount or G12 you will have to re provide. That's going to eat all that profit you fleeced from us trusting ASN members

Lol Jay, I'm going against the grain and pimping her at half the price, stack em high sell her cheap :thumbsup:

 

[Westy]

That's a good turn out on the caps scott. Now they seem to be as common as the yut lol. Our coolant bottles won't look so special now.,. Every man and his dog will be rocking porka caps at the meets

This is exactly why i'm staying with my R8 oil cap and awesome GTI coolant cap

 

[Reesy]

As i said before, the original will be more original then the fkn Porker ones

 

[damo.h]

As i said before, the original will be more original then the fkn Porker ones

they will now lol

 

[ScottD3]

they will now lol

R8 caps would have gone the same way if they was cheaper I think.

 

[Westy]

I wonder if all the porsche owners are buying up Audi oil caps and coolant caps!

 

[ScottD3]

I wonder if all the porsche owners are buying up Audi oil caps and coolant caps!

Nahhh. doubt it.
They all ready got the good caps.

But thinking on it.
I wonder if I could do a group buy on the Porsche forums and sell them all the caps from the Audi drivers that bought their caps? lol

 

[damo.h]

Worth a try. You should of states that it's a trade in old for new

 

[damo.h]

Awww man how good are cream eggs when you not had them in ages

 

[Westy]

Awww man how good are cream eggs when you not had them in ages

Fatty!

 

[Jay A3]

Awww man how good are cream eggs when you not had them in ages

Just tried the new limited edition aero orange... Lovely!

 

[16Klappe]

The pooch gave me a hand to clean the Clio today.

Non clay users, TAKE NOTE.

You know when people say clay doesn't do anything you can see and what's the point, and then somebody who loves paint correction, detailing and generally cleaning the f**k out of cars pops up and babbles on about contaminates and what it does. Pictures speak 1000 words and all that jazz -

You'll all agree that my Clio looked pretty f**king spanking in the photo's? Well after two washes and rinses, a spray down with Demon Shine and then a microfiber drying I managed to pull all of that crap out of just the drivers door. The original owner had an Autoglym life shine type product applied when new, so didn't think he would ever need to polish it...Umm?

Usually it takes 50g of clay to do a small hatchback like mine, I used 150g and was REALLY pulling the clay out. It was filthy by the time I was done, I would have usually used about 400g spread between 8 (one 50g per panel) bars if I was changing the clay as often as I would have liked.

Fitted some aero wipers today

Used this turtle wax wheel protector, if you guys haven't ever used this and use a different wheel cleaner...then bin it and buy this. It costs under a fiver and is IMO the best wheel protector I have ever used.

No swirls here

This photo is post clay, pre polish with no buffing.

And this photo is post wash, dried and pre clay. Note the swirls, even though the light is over a foot further away -

VERY happy. Car is looking bang tidy now, two washes with Megs Tech Wash, detail spray with Demon Shine, clay with Bilt & Hamber the first panel then it got to expensive I used Megs quikclay, polished with Autoglym Intensity, sealed twice with two coats of Collinite Elegance with the first coat allowed to cure for 4 minutes and the second given 12.

 

[ScottD3]

Awww man how good are cream eggs when you not had them in ages

Bought the same as the last time I had one. lol

Not had one for years mate.
Might have to treat my self I think now.

 

[quattrojames]

Nice Clio

 

[Westy]

Jardo, what happened to the Fiat 500?

 

[damo.h]

First off, you are such a gay for putting a fkn jumper on a dog dude!!!

Anyway Is this the new whip ? Looks Nice that buddy When you get it, what's your plans.?

You got rid of that she'd of an a3

 

[16Klappe]

First off, you are such a gay for putting a fkn jumper on a dog dude!!!

Anyway Is this the new whip ? Looks Nice that buddy When you get it, what's your plans.?

You got rid of that she'd of an a3

Haha, she'd actually sounds like how a northener would say shed too. I like it.

Yeah man, A3 is gone and I am rocking the Clio Sport now

It isn't a jumper, it's a sock with two holes cut in it lol...

500 is currently looking like this, hill climbing here we come! -

 

[sportstractor]

wow, i think this forum is the only forum in the world who hasnt mentioned tulisa's latest video.............................

ops

 

[ScottD3]

wow, i think this forum is the only forum in the world who hasnt mentioned tulisa's latest video.............................

ops

to much Wang.

want a copy?

 

[sportstractor]

lol, i would have if she had got both her knorks out...

 

[camscockle20vT]

wow, i think this forum is the only forum in the world who hasnt mentioned tulisa's latest video.............................

ops

Its due to the high calibre of clientel:/ or most are scared the mrs will see lol

As for the cream eggs, bp are doin 2 for 50p . How do you eat urs? Tulisa?lmao

 

[s3dave]

Nice and shiny Jardo but i haven't a clue what you was going on about... im not into this hardcore detailing thing...

 

[16Klappe]

wow, i think this forum is the only forum in the world who hasnt mentioned tulisa's latest video.............................

ops

What have her ********, and her concerts got in common?

Nobody comes...

 

[sportstractor]

Its due to the high calibre of clientel:/ or most are scared the mrs will see lol

As for the cream eggs, bp are doin 2 for 50p . How do you eat urs? Tulisa?lmao

You reckon??????

Up at 4.30 am because I'm visiting rtech today, there had better be nothing wrong with my car :s

 

[sportstractor]

What have her ********, and her concerts got in common?

Nobody comes...

Tulisa has issued an apology to her fans for the leaked sex tape. All 3 of them said they weren't bothered and the video is **** anyway

 

[Westy]

500 is currently looking like this, hill climbing here we come! -

Jardo, just admit that the 500 is not yours, it's a work car and you won't be doing any hill climbing in it!

Clio looks very nice though. I used to own a 182 so I have a lot of love for the Clio Sport range.

 

[16Klappe]

500 is currently looking like this, hill climbing here we come! -

Jardo, just admit that the 500 is not yours, it's a work car and you won't be doing any hill climbing in it!

Clio looks very nice though. I used to own a 182 so I have a lot of love for the Clio Sport range.

It isn't mine, that one's a company vehicle which I will hopefully be driving in the south west hill climb series if I prove myself to be able to drive.

The Clio is a right giggle, I miss the Audi in the sense it was an old friend but in terms of cars and driving the Clio wins hands down

Any pics of your old one?

 

[s3dave]

morning pubbers anything good happening? its quiet on the 8L section and the other bar round the corner....

 

[Sandra]

Morning young Dave. Site is really quiet this morning.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm here but i'm getting a bit snowed under with caps and work. lol
Its ok though, I can cope.
I can do it..