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damo.h said:
There will only be one milf at the table dude or that would be just wrong lol.

Why do bunk beds need soooooo many Allen bolts. You know the sort! The ones where you can't get a full turn because they'r in a stupid position and end up with ****ers cramp :banghead:
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damo i dismantled a metal bunk bed a couple of years ago mate! was a full afternoons work once i started removing the slats!
we ended up throwing it, but the wood was great fuel for the log burner in the summer! really dry and clean!
 
s3dave said:
No mate i have not spoke to the guy who is doing it, i will find out tomoz.... when i phoned, a guy just said its not ready cos im looking at the engine on the bench! and does not know anything about it as he is not a mechanic...
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probably the YTS dave, using it for target practice with his slug gun mate! or trying out the lump hammer on it! :undwech:
seriosly though mate, all in good time, rome was not built in a day etc!
 
ok boys!
whats occuring?
i got the dog at the vet tomorrow, the car in audi! major fleecing a plenty i forecast!
at present just waiting for a big greasey pizza to land on my doorstep, then i shall be firing up the ps3 for a bit of cod!
its not the same without top gear on a sunday!
 
Just got in had a hellish day running around like a mad man. Had a some good food a few beers and then a few laps around the jungle gym to burn it all off. Seriously tho I am so unfit. Kept getting caught at tig!! Little sods ;)

Chez I will be weighing the frame in next weekend dude, should get a good bit of cash back it weighs a ton. Plus the skin off my knuckles wil add a bit to it to lol
 
good luck fred!
its a long winded process buying a house so dont expect too much activity mate!
i might join you and woop yo ***! lol
if you got the cash save up for the ferrari f1 car fred!
 
The double garaged house westy?.....good luck...:icon_thumright:

just chilling with a glass of vino.. sick of playing MW3 now....got loads of games i havent played yet but cant bring myself to swap games...
 
s3dave said:
The double garaged house westy?.....good luck...:icon_thumright:

just chilling with a glass of vino.. sick of playing MW3 now....got loads of games i havent played yet but cant bring myself to swap games...
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david, porn your eggs box junk, and get a ps3! aka a multi media centre mate! and get proper games on a proper system and play me, fred, karl, welly and the yut just from the pub plus about 7 million others online for free!
you know you want too!
 
s3dave said:
The double garaged house westy?.....good luck...:icon_thumright:

just chilling with a glass of vino.. sick of playing MW3 now....got loads of games i havent played yet but cant bring myself to swap games...
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To be fair dave 8th prestige is an accomplishment. Took u long enough to get bored of it lol
I hear new maps are out soon?
 
I will try and get back into it... Looking at getting a ps3 too. As chez said its good as a central multi media device
 
Chez have you seen that widget for windows 7 that races your drivers for you in B spec and they earn you money? Anyway my mate set it up for me last night and I jumped from rank 10 to 24 and they earnt me a million credits. Sweet.

I'm going to se it up so they race for me all day while I'm at work :thumbsup: :racer:
 
ScottB5 said:
PC is just as much a multimeda at the PS3 and Xbox.

But a PC is a true gaming machine. Fact End!!
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Agreed scott, i have only been a console gamer a year, i was a keen pc gamer but the constant costs of upgrading was a turn off tbh having doing it for years....
but nothing can match the graphics of an up to date PC...:icon_thumright:
 
s3dave said:
Agreed scott, i have only been a console gamer a year, i was a keen pc gamer but the constant costs of upgrading was a turn off tbh having doing it for years....
but nothing can match the graphics of an up to date PC...:icon_thumright:
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Every time I have to upgrade my PC to play the newest game I want it pulls me closer to getting a console.

Then I sit down, play the game and do a PC VS on graphics and I don't want a console any more. :D
 
I can and did.
Slept like a log, not that a log sleeps so no idea where that saying came from but either way I slept really really well.

6 solid hours. Get in!!

Up and at work now with erm........nothing to do.

I was hoping to get a couple of parcels end of next week but nothing. Hopefully and best be today.

whats happening lads?
Much going on this week or today?
 
I'm shattered!

Hope your matrix turns up today dude.

I'm expecting a busy and stressful week ahead. It's my week of lates this week, I'm playing 5 a side tonight, I've got a few meetings this week, and I'm trying to buy a house.
 
i am awake but rough as a badgers bottom!
i had a good drink last night and now a tad hung over!
i forgot how much i missed stella!
you cant really have a lie in with a toddler! so 7.30 is a lie in for me these days!
 
Westy said:
I'm shattered!

Hope your matrix turns up today dude.

I'm expecting a busy and stressful week ahead. It's my week of lates this week, I'm playing 5 a side tonight, I've got a few meetings this week, and I'm trying to buy a house.
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The house is easy.
well, easy for my cause I paid someone else to organise it all.
All I had to do what hand over the money and move my stuff in. lol

Same here mate. I'll be a little bit annoyed with Royal Mail if it gets lost.
I'll let you know when I get home.

18:00 finish for you?

I'm on earlies most of this week, late on thursday and friday.
 
CHEZ said:
i am awake but rough as a badgers bottom!
i had a good drink last night and now a tad hung over!
i forgot how much i missed stella!
you cant really have a lie in with a toddler! so 7.30 is a lie in for me these days!
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You was drinking last night?
NEVER!!!!
I thought you just had really big fingers. :thumbsup:
 
Morning. Westy good luck with the house dude. Fingers crossed they go for you first cheeky offer. That would be awesome.

I had the best sleep ever last night on my new Matteress. Wow!!! It's like sleeping on a cloud ;)

God knows what iv got on today. We've been a bit quiet last few weeks. Just hope in not stuck behind my dear all week.
 
damo.h said:
Morning. Westy good luck with the house dude. Fingers crossed they go for you first cheeky offer. That would be awesome.

I had the best sleep ever last night on my new Matteress. Wow!!! It's like sleeping on a cloud ;)

God knows what iv got on today. We've been a bit quiet last few weeks. Just hope in not stuck behind my dear all week.
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Morning Damo,

You ever been asleep on a cloud?
 
Morning all. Fkn shattered. Work better not stress me out this week!!!
Everyone keeping well!?
 
Call out to doncaster.... Fire up the skoda :yahoo:

Scott never slept on a cloud but imagine it would be the same lol.

Chez should come with a voice to txt mechanism. That fkr has hi own lingo ;)
 
damo.h said:
Call out to doncaster.... Fire up the skoda :yahoo:

Scott never slept on a cloud but imagine it would be the same lol.

Chez should come with a voice to txt mechanism. That fkr has hi own lingo ;)
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New mattress! Business open as usual!?
 
CHEZ said:
oh cheers lads!
jeez!
i could i suppose text in geordie!
why eye lads! nar wot a mean leek! :icon_thumright:
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