ASN's Pub

[quattrojames]

i once powdered amy winehouses nose........................................................

I heard she sneezed and powered your nose?

 

[ScottD3]

I spent a night drinking with CUSM and another night drinking with Ross Kemp.

EDIT:=- not drinking with Ross Kemp, I was to young and bouncers/bar men won't let me.

 

[s3 Hoggy]

Got a pic of me and tubes off Soccer AM...

Shocking quality photo from about 3 years ago!

 

[CHEZ]

I spent a night drinking with CUSM and another night drinking with Ross Kemp.

pics or you made them out of lego and didn"t really happen!

 

[damo.h]

Get a video of him saying hello scott. that be fkn amazing.

this is me with Darth Vader

Bringing out the big guns huh!!!!!

Dont make me get the laptop out

 

[Sandra]

You is buff man .
So what's the dealio ?? Man I'm goosed. The boy has ran rings around me today. I'm ready for bed!!
Just sat here watching one dog fart and the other looking round at him like .... Small minds!!!

You get the feet up Damo and have a nice beer.

 

[damo.h]

Got a pic of me and tubes off Soccer AM...

Ok so who's who

 

[quattrojames]

Darth Vader looks out of his comfort zone there.

 

[Sandra]

Bringing out the big guns huh!!!!!

Dont make me get the laptop out

I love his pic of Scott. He is smiling.

 

[damo.h]

Darth Vader looks out of his comfort zone there.

Scott has that glint in his eye that says " if I turn arournd youl see a damp patch lol

 

[s3 Hoggy]

Lol I knew nobody would know who he was! I'm the ugly one on the right

 

[CHEZ]

Darth Vader looks out of his comfort zone there.

yep, scott has got a good old grip of the poor fella!
i wonder how long that lasted?

 

[ScottD3]

Got a pic of me and tubes off Soccer AM...

Shocking quality photo from about 3 years ago!

NO idea who is that guy is.
any of them. lol

pics or you made them out of lego and didn"t really happen!

to drunk and to sober.

Bringing out the big guns huh!!!!!

Dont make me get the laptop out

do it!!

Darth Vader looks out of his comfort zone there.

he would not look at me.

 

[Westy]

You fkers haha don't make me pimp my footy player pics again

The reason Chez's pic is so blurry and shiny is because it's a photoshop

 

[Sandra]

Busy pub tonight. Who is getting the drinks in?

 

[CHEZ]

You fkers haha don't make me pimp my footy player pics again

The reason Chez's pic is so blurry and shiny is because it's a photoshop

no fkn way neil!
thats the high light of my life that is, and i would get a better job than that!
fkr
how is the house hunting anyways?

 

[Westy]

House finances are stressing me out. Currently doing some GT5 B Spec while posting in here

 

[quattrojames]

Busy pub tonight. Who is getting the drinks in?

Chez cos he won.

 

[s3 Hoggy]

I met Timmy Mallet at football the other day! Wish I had got a picture now I'd of trumped you all!

 

[Sandra]

​Cool. Chez, i will have ice cold lemonade please.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm sat here with my ice cream and lemonade. happy days.

 

[CHEZ]

ermmmm erm eerm!
2 mins got a phone call to get!
scott?
get em in bud

 

[CHEZ]

I met Timmy Mallet at football the other day! Wish I had got a picture now I'd of trumped you all!

your right that would be quite epic!

my mate met jim bowen off bullseye once! does that count?

 

[Westy]

Shall we do a virtual optic run

 

[CHEZ]

Shall we do a virtual optic run

yes set em up fred!
i will have a pint of whisky as a chaser! cos i am so hardcore ok?
scott will have cider with a water chaser because he is so ghay!

 

[Westy]

yes set em up fred!
i will have a pint of whisky as a chaser! cos i am so hardcore ok?
scott will have cider with a water chaser because he is so ghay!

Haha, poor Scott ain't much of a drinker. Lad was tipsy at AITP after 3 ciders

 

[s3 Hoggy]

I'm sat here with my ice cream and lemonade. happy days.

What ice cream Scott? I'm half way through this

Was a bad choice should of stuck to cookie dough!

 

[damo.h]

Top shelf pints ftw.

Fkn tummy mallet. Please tell me he had his hammer.




Or you'll get a bump on the head like this, or a bump on the head like that

 

[Westy]

Christ! B Spec on GT5 is so boring. Glad the pub is rammed.

 

[CHEZ]

fkn damo!
i can remember them sunday mornings clear as a bell fellow old timer!
that was when ann diamond was hot! lol

 

[CHEZ]

Christ! B Spec on GT5 is so boring. Glad the pub is rammed.

it is fred its pure doggy do! but, thats where you get your bonus cars and shizzle dude! notch it up to 30 and get your redbull!:icon_thumright: happy days then

 

[ScottD3]

Westy, not a big drinker. not like chez any way lol

Hoggy, sorbet. nothing special.

I got a blue peter badge. lol

 

[s3 Hoggy]

Top shelf pints ftw.

Fkn tummy mallet. Please tell me he had his hammer.




Or you'll get a bump on the head like this, or a bump on the head like that

Sorry Damo no mallet!

When I say I met him what I meant was I shoutted Timmy at him and then he had a go at me! I still got a pic though!

 

[CHEZ]

Sorry Damo no mallet!

When I say I met him what I meant was I shoutted Timmy at him and then he had a go at me! I still got a pic though!

you can almost see what he is thinking there lol! classic! pmsl

 

[Westy]

Where was that pic taken?

 

[s3 Hoggy]

At Swindons ground, I'm an Oxford united fan as is Timmy!

 

[CHEZ]

anyways i am thinking of getting shot of the audi! boooooooooooooo

 

[CHEZ]

and getting a scirroco! yeeeeeay!

 

[Westy]

Sorry to change subject again but does anyone else seem to get all the ******* when contacting sellers of goods on eBay or gumtree? I've been contacting sellers of wheels and none of them seem to have the foggiest about offset and width of wheels! If they knew what they were ****** selling they could advertise properly and stop wasting my time

 

[Westy]

and getting a scirroco! yeeeeeay!

Them things are well common round my way. Boring!