ASN's Pub

[sportstractor]

I think thats what I'm on in work.
Me and about 6 other users and 4 servers are on a normal home ADSL line and it loads for me.

What browser you using?

Any one else getting annoyed with this Kony 2012?

Heheh

 

[sportstractor]

Always laugh at this one!

 

[ScottD3]

Heheh

Its starting to annoying me now.
The way people think liking, commenting or sharing images, statues, videos, links photos or what ever will help save a cancer patient, stop the war, facebook will donate or some other crap that's totally pointless and wont help or go any further than facebook.
Unless they get up off their asses and do it.

Always laugh at this one!

haha, thats good.
Any more?

 

[sportstractor]

to be honest scott i havent heard a peep about it, i had to google what kony was lol, as i saw that meme put on facebook haha! i must be lucky, that or only have one friend on bookfaces.

 

[damo.h]

Erm nothing major on I don't think mate. I'll need to speak to the PA, I know she wants to start on the allotment but it's ment to be a bit wet this weekend and I really can't be bover'd tbh. Wouldn't mind giving the cars a good dig out but no doubt my days will be filled with doing loads but not actually getting anything done

What you up too? Any tasks come up yet lol

 

[damo.h]

I need to watch this Kony thing....

Oh I just built this.

My Fridays are so rock n roll

 

[ScottD3]

What you up too? Any tasks come up yet lol

nothing mate.
no one has sent me any thing.
I'm expecting some bits from a forum member or two but nothing.

I need to watch this Kony thing....

Oh I just built this.

My Fridays are so rock n roll

WTF is that?

I want to play.

 

[ScottD3]

 

[damo.h]

^^ is that a joke lol^^

Cheeky git!! What you mean wtf is that, it's obviously a robot on wheels with a propeller nose... dah

Its Noah's baby mecano type stuff. It's ace, build alsorts.

 

[CHEZ]

^^ is that a joke lol^^

Cheeky git!! What you mean wtf is that, it's obviously a robot on wheels with a propeller nose... dah

Its Noah's baby mecano type stuff. It's ace, build alsorts.

nice!
everybody knew that damo! lol!
silly scott!
silly bent thumbed cider swilling rednecked country bumpkin burgundy hearse pimper!

 

[16Klappe]

I'm selling up, cars going. Got a guy viewing on Sunday, unless anybody wants to jump in and buy the fastest car you can buy for 1200 quid.

Going to look at this tomorrow night, I fancy going sideways -

 

[CHEZ]

is it a 325 jardo?

 

[ScottD3]

^^ is that a joke lol^^

Cheeky git!! What you mean wtf is that, it's obviously a robot on wheels with a propeller nose... dah

Its Noah's baby mecano type stuff. It's ace, build alsorts.

Nope. My dad took that pic on the way to IOW this evening.

nice!
everybody knew that damo! lol!
silly scott!
silly bent thumbed cider swilling rednecked country bumpkin burgundy hearse pimper!

DOn't get me started on you your northan shed driving B7 wanna be owning cheap stella drinking northan goffer.

I'm selling up, cars going. Got a guy viewing on Sunday, unless anybody wants to jump in and buy the fastest car you can buy for 1200 quid.

Going to look at this tomorrow night, I fancy going sideways -

I'm good thanks mate.

Tidy looking E30.

What sort of motor you after?

You'll go side ways but for how long and in to what we wait to find out.

is it a 325 jardo?

I think the 325s had twin exhausts on the E30s like the E36s but I can't remember.

 

[CHEZ]

years ago my mate used to borrow his dads 325 sport!
quite an animal! full leather, bbs cross spokes etc etc! used to sound amazing when opened up! straight 6 scream that sounded very much like a powerfull road bike from a distance! i think the full stainless exhaust contributed a lot though!
nice cars in there day!

 

[quattrojames]

I love the E30's. Old skool kool. Respect.

 

[ScottD3]

years ago my mate used to borrow his dads 325 sport!
quite an animal! full leather, bbs cross spokes etc etc! used to sound amazing when opened up! straight 6 scream that sounded very much like a powerfull road bike from a distance! i think the full stainless exhaust contributed a lot though!
nice cars in there day!

They did sound nice.
I much preferred the sound of a nice M50 with a straight through exhaust.
But I am being a bit biased.

 

[ScottD3]

I love the E30's. Old skool kool. Respect.

Dont properly.
Or a nice E28.

 

[ScottD3]

Aww E21 or a IL E38................Why did I buy an audi again? lol

 

[CHEZ]

Aww E21 or a IL E38................Why did I buy an audi again? lol

because its big and burgundy, diesel and auto! also you can attach blinds and shizzle and other brik a brak to keep you ammused mate! :icon_thumright:

 

[leshkin]

I need to watch this Kony thing....

Oh I just built this.

My Fridays are so rock n roll

Nice! My daughter and I are still only at the oversized lego bricks stage for now.

 

[ScottD3]

because its big and burgundy, diesel and auto! also you can attach blinds and shizzle and other brik a brak to keep you ammused mate! :icon_thumright:

Very true.
Its also nice to sample other cars so you get a good rounded idea of all makes and models.

And I never would have met you northan coal eating people.

 

[leshkin]

And I never would have met you northan coal eating people.

Eating coal is actually a very effective way to combat diarrhea.

 

[CHEZ]

ooooo! meow!
likewise my cider drinking chum!

p.s. where is my cd?

 

[16Klappe]

It's got a 249bhp M50 24V in it.

Sideways **** for the win.

It's rough round the edges, and it'll do 10 miles per gallon but I'll be doing it sideways, swearing at polar bears and with the most phenominal, mechanical, harmonious symphony blairing out in front of me. As apposed to sounding like a chav in an Audi with a loud exhaust and pipes in his bumper.

 

[ScottD3]

ooooo! meow!
likewise my cider drinking chum!

p.s. where is my cd?

Still sat in my stack.
I've not burnt it yet.
Doing it tomorrow for you.

Jardo, No more S3 slayer for you then?
Hanging up your gloves?

 

[CHEZ]

so jardo has snapped up his s3 joust?
the s3 slayer has hung up his suit of vag armour?
anywho, moving on! that will be like poo off a stick jardo!
it will be mental in the wet!
will you be tracking it?

 

[16Klappe]

Jardo, No more S3 slayer for you then?
Hanging up your gloves?

All S3's are slayed, I came...I saw...I conqured...like Gengis Kahn I screwed all the *****es too.

Besides I'm fed up with sifting through the endless trails of ****e on this forum to find the odd bit of gold dust.

I'll still be a pub goer, and I'll still be about. But you guys may have noticed my lack of action on the forum and my general quietness? Audi's and ASN is not the flavor of the month at the moment.

 

[CHEZ]

Still sat in my stack.
I've not burnt it yet.
Doing it tomorrow for you.

cheers scotty dog!
you scratch mine i will scratch yours etc

 

[ScottD3]

Still sat in my stack.
I've not burnt it yet.
Doing it tomorrow for you.

cheers scotty dog!
you scratch mine i will scratch yours etc

All done you northan jack in the box.
Now PM me your address so I can post it off.

 

[damo.h]

Just sent it to the nearest coal Pitt dude they'll pass it on

Whats the dealio peeps, I'm just about to go dig some holes, yay for me !!!!

 

[ScottD3]

Just sent it to the nearest coal Pitt dude they'll pass it on

Whats the dealio peeps, I'm just about to go dig some holes, yay for me !!!!

Adress

stella drinking B6 shed driving funny talking north bloke
Northan coal pit
North
England

That should do it?

Not much mate, weather is a bit poo down here.
I might stay home and just doss about.

digging holes?
Looking for more coal or trying to grow cotton?

 

[CHEZ]

lol! scott you little tinker!
i will text you it mate!
on the agenda today for me is, shopping for my little ones second birthday present! (yay)
shopping at wearside audi for egr gaskets and o rings! (double yay)
going to halfrauds for carb cleaner! (tripple yay)
then beer! (yay oh yay!)

 

[ScottD3]

lol! scott you little tinker!
i will text you it mate!
on the agenda today for me is, shopping for my little ones second birthday present! (yay)
shopping at wearside audi for egr gaskets and o rings! (double yay)
going to halfrauds for carb cleaner! (tripple yay)
then beer! (yay oh yay!)

Nice.
Make sure you get pics of your EGR clean.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm going to go and rehang our bathroom door.

EDIT:=- How do you hang a door again?

 

[jojo]

I'm selling up, cars going. Got a guy viewing on Sunday, unless anybody wants to jump in and buy the fastest car you can buy for 1200 quid.

Going to look at this tomorrow night, I fancy going sideways -

It's got a 249bhp M50 24V in it.

Sideways **** for the win.

It's rough round the edges, and it'll do 10 miles per gallon but I'll be doing it sideways, swearing at polar bears and with the most phenominal, mechanical, harmonious symphony blairing out in front of me. As apposed to sounding like a chav in an Audi with a loud exhaust and pipes in his bumper.

So you've finally decided to look for something the 'correct wheel drive', with a bit of steering feel thrown in!

You still need to 'learn' to drive first fkn Jardo!



Should be fun though!...

 

[Reesy]

It's got a 249bhp M50 24V in it.

Sideways **** for the win.

It's rough round the edges, and it'll do 10 miles per gallon but I'll be doing it sideways, swearing at polar bears and with the most phenominal, mechanical, harmonious symphony blairing out in front of me. As apposed to sounding like a chav in an Audi with a loud exhaust and pipes in his bumper.

So after moaning about the cost of running and maintaining your old Audi, you are going to an older, bigger engined car? Add in the fact that you can't drive (so I've been told) and we will be seeing you doing a bit of tree surgery around the local country roadside

 

[damo.h]

^^ I did wonder about the ability factor, and how long before listed for parts ^^

Suuuuup!
Scott You got that door on yet... ?
Chez what you get??? Live Toy shopping

Just got in, spent the last 4hrs solid diggin BIG *** holes. Man I'm sooo unfit it's frightening. Need to sort my self out, anyways beer and Chinese food with a few mate round mine tonight. Should be a laugh.

 

[ScottD3]

^^ I did wonder about the ability factor, and how long before listed for parts ^^

Suuuuup!
Scott You got that door on yet... ?
Chez what you get??? Live Toy shopping

Just got in, spent the last 4hrs solid diggin BIG *** holes. Man I'm sooo unfit it's frightening. Need to sort my self out, anyways beer and Chinese food with a few mate round mine tonight. Should be a laugh.

Yeah door is done.
The frame at the top is not level, so I had to cut a chunk out of the door but its ok.
Fitted and looks alot better.
Gives us more room in the bathroom and easier access. :thumbsup:

These hole, are they by 6x3 feet and about 3 feet deep?

Theses mates northen like you?
I hope so, if not be a very quiet night or alot of people going "what was what?", "I can't understand a word your saying!"

 

[damo.h]

God damn cider sniffing, moonshine drinking inbread... at least we don't make love to our sisters!!!


Yeah pretty much spent the day digging shell scrapes... Always ready :guns:
nearly time for food I'm starving

 

[ScottD3]

God damn cider sniffing, moonshine drinking inbread... at least we don't make love to our sisters!!!


Yeah pretty much spent the day digging shell scrapes... Always ready :guns:
nearly time for food I'm starving

Where did you meet your wife again?
At a family reunion?