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quattrojames · Feb 8, 2012

You're getting old.

ScottD3 · Feb 8, 2012

quattrojames said:
You're getting old.

I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

Westy · Feb 8, 2012

ScottB5 said:
I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

I'm the same. Farts will always be funny to a man no matter how old they are.

damo.h · Feb 8, 2012

ScottB5 said:
I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

Them are the 3 funniest thing in the world tho are the not.

ScottD3 · Feb 8, 2012

They are the best.

GIF time

s3dave · Feb 8, 2012

That first one is so fkn funny...cheers scott..:icon_thumright:

Westy · Feb 8, 2012

Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3

Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.

ScottD3 · Feb 9, 2012

Westy said:
Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3

Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.

Is that good or bad?
I don't know.

Morning land of t'web and trolls.

Its thursday today and I don't think I got much on.
Tomorrow is friday, so half a day but I'm on the late shift so 10:30 till 15:30. Not sure how I'm going to cope with that.
Dad is down this weekend to see a show which means I get to rag his Touareg around for 2 hours on saturday and then sunday its wiring up my heated seats, I hope. I'll see what I can do.

Any one else up to much?

ScottD3 · Feb 9, 2012

If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

ScottD3 · Feb 9, 2012

Early morning GIFs. Cause I wont have time tonight.

Reesy · Feb 9, 2012

ScottB5 said:
If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

WTF are you smoking?

superkarl · Feb 9, 2012

ScottB5 said:
If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

yes

Reesy · Feb 9, 2012

superkarl said:
yes

But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?

s3dave · Feb 9, 2012

ScottB5 said:
If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

Its finally happened....he will try street racing in Audrey next...

superkarl · Feb 9, 2012

Reesy said:
But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?

either way it contains H2O

ScottD3 · Feb 9, 2012

Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

CHEZ · Feb 9, 2012

ScottB5 said:
Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

ha! a bit scott!
depends if your wearing her bra or not! :undwech:

Westy · Feb 9, 2012

If she's not putting out then I think you're well within you're rights to beat the meat next to her!

A3AH · Feb 9, 2012

ScottB5 said:
Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

Rofl!

s3dave · Feb 10, 2012

ScottB5 said:
Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

Was she ok with it?.....

Westy · Feb 10, 2012

David, come into the saloon bar next door

ScottD3 · Feb 10, 2012

lol.
We was talking about watching porn on the phone for some reason and it escalated to the above.

Do you think people rape prostitutes and then kill them or pay for sex, kill them and then rob them?

Welly · Feb 10, 2012

ScottB5 said:
Do you think people rape prostitutes and then kill them or pay for sex, kill them and then rob them?

On Grand theft auto, I always use to bang them, then beat them up to get my money back....

Westy · Feb 10, 2012

Welly said:
On Grand theft auto, I always use to bang them, then beat them up to get my money back....

Yeah. Then beat up randoms on the street, Kill an entire swat team, bring down a police chopper with an RPG, steal a car, get it resprayed and get away scott free :whistle2:

Welly · Feb 10, 2012

Westy said:
Yeah. Then beat up randoms on the street, Kill an entire swat team, bring down a police chopper with an RPG, steal a car, get it resprayed and get away scott free

I do love those games, I thought the best ones were on the PS2 if I'm honest, Vice City for example I thought was great.

Westy · Feb 10, 2012

Welly said:
I do love those games, I thought the best ones were on the PS2 if I'm honest, Vice City for example I thought was great.

The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.

Welly · Feb 10, 2012

Westy said:
The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.

Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....

A3AH · Feb 10, 2012

Welly said:
Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....

Vice city and san andreas had more stupid things to do, gta 4 went more realistic and serious..

But the trailer for gta 5 looks epic.

ScottD3 · Feb 10, 2012

Westy said:
The original birds-eye view GTA was the best.

I found my CD of that the other day.
Installed on my PC and it was a bit to quick. lol
Unusable.

Welly said:
Na, the jump to 3D made it epic. They were good, but not sure if they were better....

I really enjoyed the last one.
almost 200 hours of game play, actually doing the game.
Thats what games should be like.

Welly · Feb 10, 2012

Oooooh lookie: Nemesis: Sub-Terra - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

superkarl · Feb 10, 2012

hooooraaaaa for GTA3 and VICE CITY. thats where my youth went

ScottD3 · Feb 10, 2012

superkarl said:
hooooraaaaa for GTA3 and VICE CITY. thats where my youth went

You're still a Yut.
What you talking about?

s3dave · Feb 10, 2012

Westy said:
David, come into the saloon bar next door

I will but its highly addictive and i have work to do....

CHEZ · Feb 11, 2012

good morning pub people!
whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
any suggestions folks?

A3AH · Feb 11, 2012

CHEZ said:
good morning pub people!
whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
any suggestions folks?

Cant say i've got any suggestions, haven't reached that stage in my life yet with kids etc..

But i am stuck at work and bored also.

damo.h · Feb 11, 2012

CHEZ said:
good morning pub people!
whats everybody upto today then? anything exciting?
bored to bits me! its too cold outside to do anything in the fresh air and i need to keep my child occupied!
any suggestions folks?

Good morning Mr hawks, how about I lil card making sesh ? The princess could help daddy make a valentines card for mummy, saves buying into the hole rip off alternative. Could also make some red roses with twigs and paper. Kids love that Shiz

Or bang peppa on and get on the console

as for me I'm currently unblocking a bog

is it unprofessional of me to call my tenant a "fkn fat mess, that really needs to stop flushing copious amounts of baby wipes that she uses on her oversized sweaty crev down my loo. :banghead:

s3dave · Feb 11, 2012

pmsl....is she eating healthy,,

A3AH · Feb 11, 2012

damo.h said:
Good morning Mr hawks, how about I lil card making sesh ? The princess could help daddy make a valentines card for mummy, saves buying into the hole rip off alternative. Could also make some red roses with twigs and paper. Kids love that Shiz

Or bang peppa on and get on the console

as for me I'm currently unblocking a bog is it unprofessional of me to call my tenant a "fkn fat mess, that really needs to stop flushing copious amounts of baby wipes that she uses on her oversized sweaty crev down my loo.

Pure genius, reading that was priceless.

damo.h · Feb 11, 2012

It's not even funny this I the second time and yet again she has blocked the frigging stack. Going to have to call the guys out to jet it again.

On top of that two radiators are leaking due to cracks :wtf:

and the fkn letterbox has been pulled off!!!!!

And to make things worse the bumpkin just txt me to say how funny he finds this and is waiting for a fkn cider sat in a bar. God damn it !!!

Sandra · Feb 11, 2012

damo.h said:
It's not even funny this I the second time and yet again she has blocked the frigging stack. Going to have to call the guys out to jet it again.

On top of that two radiators are leaking due to cracks and the fkn letterbox has been pulled off!!!!!

And to make things worse the bumpkin just txt me to say how funny he finds this and is waiting for a fkn cider sat in a bar. God damn it !!!

Not a dry blacthorn day then Damo.

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