ASN's Pub

[ScottD3]

scott how is it your name is green?

It was changed by the powers that be.
It was orange but I wanted green like Kermit.

 

[ScottD3]

It's like blue. But less so.

And limited to one section.

I'm like a copper with no jurisdiction.

 

[CHEZ]

It's like blue. But less so.

so scott is an aprentice mod?
like a special constable is to the police?

 

[quattrojames]

A wannabe if you like.

 

[CHEZ]

is that official then?

 

[quattrojames]

He's been set a series of challenges, if he can sort out his signature he might progress to the next round.

 

[CHEZ]

hmmmmmmmmmmm!
i best text the boys and tell them we have a loose cannon!

 

[ScottD3]

He's been set a series of challenges, if he can sort out his signature he might progress to the next round.

The sig is beyond my control (I think).
I've had all the little extra goodie bits turned off.

hmmmmmmmmmmm!
i best text the boys and tell them we have a loose cannon!

No turning them on to me.
I've done nothing.

 

[quattrojames]

I've done nothing.

Not thats hardly selling yourself now is it.

 

[Reesy]

And limited to one section.

I'm like a copper with no jurisdiction.

Scott, you're basically a pcso. You might be able to perform a citizens arrest until one of the boys in blue come along to sort it out...

 

[CHEZ]

The sig is beyond my control (I think).
I've had all the little extra goodie bits turned off.



No turning them on to me.
I've done nothing.

JANGLIE JANGLIE!

 

[ScottD3]

Scott, you're basically a pcso. You might be able to perform a citizens arrest until one of the boys in blue come along to sort it out...

only in the event section. lol

As for my sig.
This is why it don't work

[h=2]Signature Permissions[/h]Allow BB CodeNoAllow HTMLNoAllow SmiliesNoCan Upload Images for SignatureNoCan Upload Animated GIF for SignatureNo

 

[quattrojames]

Scott, you're basically a pcso. You might be able to perform a citizens arrest until one of the boys in blue come along to sort it out...

Genius.

 

[ScottD3]

Genius.

I wonder if he remembers that I'm taking his car apart in the next couple of weeks.
Does he want to make it home or not?

 

[quattrojames]

Where's your avatar gone?

You're falling apart man!

 

[ScottD3]

Where's your avatar gone?

You're falling apart man!

Someone else said that to me earlier.
Its this healthy life style I've undertaken.

 

[quattrojames]

Are you detoxing?

Want your post count reseting for the final cleanse?

 

[ScottD3]

Are you detoxing?

Want your post count reseting for the final cleanse?

No, just dont eat as much crap or drink any where near as much as I use to.


Remove my post count, all my thanks and my garage.




I want my sig and avatar back

 

[CHEZ]

so scotty dog, lets summarise!
you have recently had 2 weeks off work,
in that 2 weeks you have,
A resorted to getting somebody else fix your car,
B been to sniper boot camp and been firing slugs in jelly
C had a saucey rub down
D all of a sudden gone all healthy and not drinking scrumpy no more or eating rubbish
E became ASN"s events easyjet rep
F acquired mod status

you have been a busy boy!

 

[jojo]

I would have gone for Burgundy myself Scott, but I guess it's too close to Red...

 

[ScottD3]

so scotty dog, lets summarise!
you have recently had 2 weeks off work,
in that 2 weeks you have,
A resorted to getting somebody else fix your car,
B been to sniper boot camp and been firing slugs in jelly
C had a saucey rub down
D all of a sudden gone all healthy and not drinking scrumpy no more or eating rubbish
E became ASN"s events easyjet rep
F acquired mod status

you have been a busy boy!

I never said I stopped drinking. Just cut down.

apart from that I think you're right.

 

[ScottD3]

I would have gone for Burgundy myself Scott, but I guess it's too close to Red...

that's my thinking mate.

 

[damo.h]

Nice one scotty, so you got a promo then got your sig removed? Why Too much burgundy?

Chez see it more as we have an inside man, but can he be trusted now hmm

 

[Westy]

You benders have been really busy in here today

 

[ScottD3]

Nice one scotty, so you got a promo then got your sig removed? Why Too much burgundy?

Chez see it more as we have an inside man, but can he be trusted now hmm

I feel like a double agent.

 

[CHEZ]

I feel like an urge to wear corduroy and grow a beard!

ha!

 

[Reesy]

So Scott is an inCider? Giving the pub valuable knowledge on one of the quietest sections of asn.. Aren't we lucky

 

[CHEZ]

he has turned to the dark side reesy!
he bats for the pink team now!
rip scott

 

[ScottD3]

****** to you all, its gif time.

 

[Westy]

Anyone up to much today? I've got a day of DVDs, eating, then football. I love Sunday's

 

[ScottD3]

Anyone up to much today? I've got a day of DVDs, eating, then football. I love Sunday's

Pretty much the same but with out the football bit.

Just tried grooming the dog.
That did not go down well.
He hated it more than use trying to bandaged up his food.

 

[CHEZ]

Anyone up to much today? I've got a day of DVDs, eating, then football. I love Sunday's

i wish!
on the agenda today is finishing off the tiling in the bathroom, and cleaning the whole of the surface area of tiles with glass cleaner!
i was going to wash the car but the weather is a bit naff, so sod it!
then a few stella"s i reckon!

 

[Reesy]

Anyone up to much today? I've got a day of DVDs, eating, then football. I love Sunday's

Just done 2 really inconsequential changes on the car, nothing planned for the middle part of the day and then probably watch the Arsenal game as well.

Pretty much the same but with out the football bit.

Just tried grooming the dog.
That did not go down well.

Is it in appropriate to say 'Makes a change from children?'

 

[Sarah's A3]

Well we spent the day nursing our new doggy after being 'desexed' as they call it here! Poor girls, shes a bit tender.

 

[CHEZ]

well thats me finished for today!
cleaned the whole bathroom tiles with glass cleaner, 2 full spray bottles and 6 rolls of kitchen roll!
almost like detailing a car, feel like i have done a good job and earned bonus wife points to boot!
the joys of having a toddler, i found shampoo or shower gel on the cieling??????
anywho, all done now and just managed to throw a sunday roast down my throat,(courtesy of the inlaws), its time to sit back, crack open a few stellas and wait for this new series of topgear to start!
happy days

 

[ScottD3]

well thats me finished for today!
cleaned the whole bathroom tiles with glass cleaner, 2 full spray bottles and 6 rolls of kitchen roll!
almost like detailing a car, feel like i have done a good job and earned bonus wife points to boot!
the joys of having a toddler, i found shampoo or shower gel on the cieling??????
anywho, all done now and just managed to throw a sunday roast down my throat,(courtesy of the inlaws), its time to sit back, crack open a few stellas and wait for this new series of topgear to start!
happy days

Weldone that man.

Same time and same channel for top gear?

 

[CHEZ]

yes scott, 8pm bbc2

 

[ScottD3]

yes scott, 8pm bbc2

Lets hope its better than theri christmas ****cial

 

[CHEZ]

Lets hope its better than theri christmas ****cial

yeah hope so!
that xmas special episode really was an anti-climax

 

[Westy]

I'll be driving home at 8 so I'll miss it

I'll have to catch the repeat on Wednesday.