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God I feel like hanging myself today!! Never been so depressed in my whole life.
**** weather
**** faults on a job to start off the year off with.
**** sandwiches in my butty bag
And to top it off iv stripped my sds drill down, bypassed the trigger switch to the motor and it works!! so only need to order a new trigger @ £50 and not spend £400 on a new drill "yahoo" then knocked the drill off the counter and it's coggs and bearings all over the fkn place... Oh ****!!!

Sorry how arewe peeps??

Sounds like a really bad day Damo, you need to go home and chill out man.
 
Can someone tell me did there used to be a thread on the forum somewhere regarding forumites wife pics :eyebrows: instead of car pics??

I could have sworn it was on this forum a few months back but cannot find it anywhere?

Cheers, Dan the perv!

So your saying you came all this way just to check out some ASN wives :lmfao:
We try not to talk about that thread anymore, it only gets us tearful... try pornhub ;)
 
So your saying you came all this way just to check out some ASN wives :lmfao:
We try not to talk about that thread anymore, it only gets us tearful... try pornhub ;)

Damo, Your day makes me feel so much.
I hope that makes you feel better. :)

It was a sorry day when that got deleted. :(
 
Gif this ***** up.

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That's exactly what I plan to do Sandra. ;) what you been up to?

No Scott that didn't help lol
Drill back together now so all is good. Just need to order the new switch.

Is that cat on acid ?
 
Rock n roll bb ;)

Good results on the torque dude shame about the wmi.
 
Morning once again y'all.

To day I will be mostly trying to hunt down my expenses and filling out lost expense report forms.
Is it wrong that I kind of enjoy paper work, albit the electronic kind.

Back to work for you westy?
 
morning people!
i am off work today and thursday but back in the weekend!
yesterday was just a taster!

Days or nights chezzer?

Ahhhhhh we got a server down at a remote site and the stupid monitoring computer wont stop error at us!!!!

O well, time to order some cinema tickets.
 
priorities Scott, national security and all that ;)

Chez why you up at this time if your off you mad man.
It's dark its wet and I just wanna go back to bed.
Other than that, same old same old!
 
Chez why you up at this time if your off you mad man.

because i am doing the parenting duties damo, had to be up early because the mrs starts work at 8,
so its fireman sam and pepper pig all day for me mate!
scott its nightshift all weekend dude! better than day shift believe it or not as its a more relaxed atmosphere!
been out this morning and its absolutely freezing out there! bbrrrrrrrrrrrr! think i will stay in all day with the heating cranked up!
 
because i am doing the parenting duties damo, had to be up early because the mrs starts work at 8,
so its fireman sam and pepper pig all day for me mate!
scott its nightshift all weekend dude! better than day shift believe it or not as its a more relaxed atmosphere!
been out this morning and its absolutely freezing out there! bbrrrrrrrrrrrr! think i will stay in all day with the heating cranked up!

I know what your saying, I'm so bored it's unreal!!
My two boys are back to school tomorrow... So I can get some work in next week now! Can't wait :)

Pat
 
Morning all. Hope your all doing ok. Weather here is shocking, its very cold, wet and windy. Signs of a lot of damage to a lot of roofs, fences
Etc.
 
Scott Drill is back together, all coggs, shafts n shiz cleaned up and re-greased, just need a trigger switch or a donor drill and she's back up and running. Sandra it's pretty bad round here so god knows what it's like up your neck of the woods. Hope you no damage. Do the insurance co's pay out if your roof blows off or is it the old act of god cop out ??Chez pepper pig ftw. My lad is totally mad on it and mr tumble at the mo. Don't get me wrong that Justin guys funny and has talent but if I see another clown this year I think I'll go chicken oriental lol
 
Lost one fence panel and a tree Damo.
Insurance should pay out if its storm damage to a roof Damo. Glad you got your drill back together again. Weather is pretty horrible today.
 
Fkn 3rd one made me feel ill scott....nasty

Morning.
Thats tame in relation to some of the ones I could put up.
But they make me a bit ill so I don't.

I finally found my paper work so I can get my expenses sorted out and finished off.
BFT!!


Half a day and possible even less for me today and then off to bristol for some Touareg strip down fun. :)

What else are you all up to?
 
Morning all.

I'm acheing like **** from my weights sesh on Wednesday. Cant sneeze, cough, or laugh without my abs hurting! Got to do it all over again tonight :(

I'm happy I don't ever go to the join. I hate the aching bit.
The fact that I'm blessed with a naturally accruing athletic physique is all ways a bonus. :ninja:
 
Morning all.

I'm acheing like **** from my weights sesh on Wednesday. Cant sneeze, cough, or laugh without my abs hurting! Got to do it all over again tonight :(

Do you not take a sups? I never have any probs with pains etc

Pat
 
Morning all.

I'm acheing like **** from my weights sesh on Wednesday. Cant sneeze, cough, or laugh without my abs hurting! Got to do it all over again tonight :(
no pain no gain :) i was back to training monday and tuesday i woke up and it felt like id been ran over!!!!!
 
It's a kind of satisfying pain though isnt it :)

I feel like I've been in a car crash then pulled out of the car and set apon by a group of 20 stone rugby players!

You sure the rugby player part wasn't just a dream you had?
 
That would be ads your thinking of reesy ;)

Well today I may just top myself, my run of bad luck is more like a fkn flat out sprint... Late on yesterday my drill/ driver packed up!!
that's two drills down in two fkn Weeks!!!!!!!!!!

Some bellends put a hex on.

*currently en route to screwfix*:banghead::banghead::banghead:
 
That would be ads your thinking of reesy ;)

Well today I may just top myself, my run of bad luck is more like a fkn flat out sprint... Late on yesterday my drill/ driver packed up!!
that's two drills down in two fkn Weeks!!!!!!!!!!

Some bellends put a hex on.

*currently en route to screwfix*:banghead::banghead::banghead:

Might be a hex, might be a torx, might be a phillips bit. Who knows...:undwech:
 
Morning all.

I'm acheing like **** from my weights sesh on Wednesday. Cant sneeze, cough, or laugh without my abs hurting! Got to do it all over again tonight :(
What kinda training you doing dude. Iv just set my free weights back up. Need to bulk back up :(