ASN's Pub

[CHEZ]

tell him to insist on a genuine vw windscreen scott!
heard bad reports for aftermarket reproductions, and his insurance will be ok with this!

 

[ScottD3]

tell him to insist on a genuine vw windscreen scott!
heard bad reports for aftermarket reproductions, and his insurance will be ok with this!

He did but they will only pay the first £100 towards a gen screen and they quoted him over £600 for a gen screen.

 

[CHEZ]

He did but they will only pay the first £100 towards a gen screen and they quoted him over £600 for a gen screen.[/QUOTE
thats a ******, is that through his insurance company and what glass place did they use?

 

[ScottD3]

He did but they will only pay the first £100 towards a gen screen and they quoted him over £600 for a gen screen.

thats a ******, is that through his insurance company and what glass place did they use?

His insurance company.
Not sure, never asked.
I'll find out.
They did say its safe to drive like that.

 

[patTTpoa]

Just got this from my dad.
He was on his way home from bristol.

Oh no!
Yeah it is safe to drive,

Pat

 

[ScottD3]

Oh no!
Yeah it is safe to drive,

Pat

Thats good to know.
I'm shocked it go so much damage. I thought screens was meant to be stronger than that.
He did say its fitted on a angle, maybe that has something to do with it.

 

[damo.h]

Jesus Scott. Was he driving under a bridge. You know what them young chav's are like.
Maybe an ogre if he'd been visiting you.

Loving the new sig pic's... Moody

 

[ScottD3]

Jesus Scott. Was he driving under a bridge. You know what them young chav's are like.
Maybe an ogre if he'd been visiting you.

Loving the new sig pic's... Moody

No idea mate.
Just said he was on his way back from bristol on the motorway, head a massive bang and his window was gone.
I think he's happy that it never came through and hit his little girl (she's 9).

Thanks mate. I was trying to make it as small as yours.

 

[damo.h]

Well at least no one hurt. The shock of it would of been enough no doubt.

And you know what they say, it's not the size it's the quality

 

[ScottD3]

Gif Time

 

[CHEZ]

i am confused by that second one scott!
where did that box go? weird! pmsl

 

[ScottD3]

i am confused by that second one scott!
where did that box go? weird! pmsl

Not a clue mate. lol
I can't work it out.

 

[crazy88]

I'll keep this in the pub instead of the top gear thread. I'm so bored!!! And so flippin tired. I'm sat in the girls section of next waiting for the wife to try her 700 (3) tops on and so close to drifting off and falling off the seat. I want to go to bed. I didn't think she'd be this long, I'm disappointed in her.

 

[Sandra]

I'll keep this in the pub instead of the top gear thread. I'm so bored!!! And so flippin tired. I'm sat in the girls section of next waiting for the wife to try her 700 (3) tops on and so close to drifting off and falling off the seat. I want to go to bed. I didn't think she'd be this long, I'm disappointed in her.

Crazy, no moaning young man. Laura is in there buying new clothes with your money so that she looks hot for you, so let her be.

 

[crazy88]

Seriously, unless she's sneaked out while I had my eyes shut she's taken almost 20 mins trying 3 tops on.

 

[ScottD3]

I'll keep this in the pub instead of the top gear thread. I'm so bored!!! And so flippin tired. I'm sat in the girls section of next waiting for the wife to try her 700 (3) tops on and so close to drifting off and falling off the seat. I want to go to bed. I didn't think she'd be this long, I'm disappointed in her.

She don't need you there.
Go home. lol

 

[ScottD3]

Seriously, unless she's sneaked out while I had my eyes shut she's taken almost 20 mins trying 3 tops on.

Should you go and check on her? lol

 

[crazy88]

She sneaked out ha. I must have had my eyes closed. Doh!

 

[ScottD3]

She sneaked out ha. I must have had my eyes closed. Doh!

HAHAHAHAHA

fkn brilliant. lol
Did she have to walk past you to get out?

 

[Sandra]

She sneaked out ha. I must have had my eyes closed. Doh!

Lmao, she must have thought you needed the beauty sleep crazy.

 

[Sandra]

She don't need you there.
Go home. lol

He is there to pay for purchases and look after the kids scott. He has his duties.

 

[ScottD3]

He is there to pay for purchases and look after the kids scott. He has his duties.

GIve her the card and stay home with the kiddies.

There is no need for a man to be with a women when they are shopping.
None at all.

 

[Sandra]

GIve her the card and stay home with the kiddies.

There is no need for a man to be with a women when they are shopping.
None at all.

Scott you have to move with the times lol. She may want advise on how she looks when clothes shopping.

 

[CHEZ]

GIve her the card and stay home with the kiddies.

There is no need for a man to be with a women when they are shopping.
None at all.

a man after my own heart! i could have done with you yesterday scott!

 

[Sandra]

a man after my own heart! i could have done with you yesterday scott!

Dont you start moaning as well chez, lol you stayed in the car.

 

[ScottD3]

Scott you have to move with the times lol. She may want advise on how she looks when clothes shopping.

We are blokes.
We are programmed from a young age to say "you look lovely love".
Cause any thing else from meaning you look Classy, proper sexy, fit, sophisticated, beautiful and such will intently be taken as a negative about her, her mum, sister, she has fat ***, kankles, crows feet, goat cheese thighs, looks like an extra for fat club and such.
SO we instantly say "You look lovely love" and it also means we might get some that night (unless you're crazy).

There is no need for us as we don't really offer any to the shopping experience apart from bag carrier.

 

[CHEZ]

Dont you start moaning as well chez, lol you stayed in the car.

i am not sandra dont worry! i am a lot wiser and know what these sale shizzle bargain bins entail! (i stayed well clear love)

 

[Sandra]

We are blokes.
We are programmed from a young age to say "you look lovely love".
Cause any thing else from meaning you look Classy, proper sexy, fit, sophisticated, beautiful and such will intently be taken as a negative about her, her mum, sister, she has fat ***, kankles, crows feet, goat cheese thighs, looks like an extra for fat club and such.
SO we instantly say "You look lovely love" and it also means we might get some that night (unless you're crazy).

There is no need for us as we don't really offer any to the shopping experience apart from bag carrier.

Oh dear Scott, you must have sisters and this has scarred you from a young age, lol. Bag carrier is always a useful function when shopping.

 

[ScottD3]

Oh dear Scott, you must have sisters and this has scarred you from a young age, lol. Bag carrier is always a useful function when shopping.

I got 5 of little ****s!!

 

[Sandra]

i am not sandra dont worry! i am a lot wiser and know what these sale shizzle bargain bins entail! (i stayed well clear love)

Lol, your a good guy Chez.

 

[Sandra]

Oh dear Scott, you must have sisters and this has scarred you from a young age, lol. Bag carrier is always a useful function when shopping.[/QUOTE

I got 5 of little ****s!!

Now now scott, you should know how it works then.

 

[ScottD3]

Now now scott, you should know how it works then.

I do.
Read above.

 

[Westy]

I hate sale shopping! Some places had queues to get in the shop, then a queue for fitting rooms, then the biggest queue at the till.

I got a few bits nice and cheap but I'm in desperate need of some new trainers and shoes. Wasnt in the shoe mood today so will have to venture out tomorrow too

 

[crazy88]

Well, yes I shouldn't have gone shopping with her but I was conned into it. We went out for the day and had to "swing past on the way home". I was tricked, used and fooled, I feel sick inside. I wonder whether I was rohypnol'd? I felt fine when I went in, but as soon as she needed to try things on I went very sleepy and don't remember a whole lot. It is Tuesday isn't it?

Back home now and cot building, and book case modifying. There really is no end to my talents.

 

[CHEZ]

save the grief fred, and do it online dude! thats what the internet is for!

 

[Westy]

save the grief fred, and do it online dude! thats what the internet is for!

I like to try things on to make sure as I can't be ***** with sending things back. Going to Oxford street in London on Friday! God save me please

 

[crazy88]

I like to try things on to make sure as I can't be ***** with sending things back. Going to Oxford street in London on Friday! God save me please

You my friend, are silly!

 

[Sandra]

Well, yes I shouldn't have gone shopping with her but I was conned into it. We went out for the day and had to "swing past on the way home". I was tricked, used and fooled, I feel sick inside. I wonder whether I was rohypnol'd? I felt fine when I went in, but as soon as she needed to try things on I went very sleepy and don't remember a whole lot. It is Tuesday isn't it?

Back home now and cot building, and book case modifying. There really is no end to my talents.

Ah crazy, i was going to feel sorry for you, but i changed my mind lol. You got plenty o keep you out of mischief till top gear.

 

[Ash187]

haha bag carrier!

she took that cos she thought it looked sweet

 

[damo.h]

Well I'v just woken up and not s sales sign in sight.

Scott/chez, agreed.. We are not needed in sales jumbles. I cant think of anything worse. Oh wait... Primark!!!

Sandra, you wouldn't understand. Your tainted by them sales signs.

Crazy I did a proper lol when she's snook past you ya daft sod haha

Westy... Oh dear!

Time for food