ASN's Pub

[CHEZ]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
hope you all have a blast today! lookin forward to doing nothing except eating and drinking and playing with toys!
the little lady was quite overwhelmed with all her stuff! she was sort of in shock! kids are cool!
she even bought me a bottle of jagermeister! bless her!
its going to get messy again i reckon!

 

[ScottD3]

the girl friend and mother in law has taken the dogs for a walk.
so I'm still sat on the sofa in my suit playing on the laptops and doing some updates on the ubuntu bits of kit.

 

[Ash187]

Merry Christmas guys, hope you all are having a blast with your familys...
I need to blast up to my sisters house in Milton Keynes before they finish off the turkey!

 

[damo.h]

Morning Boys And Girl. Well iv almost no fingers left from putting toys together the little fella almost fell over when he came down and seen Santa had been. Best pressi has to be my S3 mug with correct reg on it... seem to drink my coffee faster now tho lol

Back at ya westy you guys have made some of my worst days some of the funniest.

Chez, chuffed Yr girl had big smiles

Scott Yr fkn nuts man. Love that Lego head

 

[ScottD3]

Lego head is now our chocolate box.

Pics of the cup?

Can't beat playing with kids toys.

 

[damo.h]

I'll get a pic of it later on mate. Need to go pick up my mum in a mo. if I can put this pad down for a few mins

 

[ScottD3]

I'll get a pic of it later on mate. Need to go pick up my mum in a mo. if I can put this pad down for a few mins

How you liking the iPad?

 

[Reesy]

Merry Christmas you old fogies. Will talk share with you lot after the meal, which we are just about to sit down for.

 

[ScottD3]

Merry Christmas you old fogies. Will talk share with you lot after the meal, which we are just about to sit down for.

Fkn Yut!!

Have good one mate.
Hope its a good meal.

 

[Sandra]

Merry Christmas to all you wonderful guys.

 

[damo.h]

And you and your family sandra.Hope all you ugly lot have had a good day. And are half way to bring mullerd. Roll on tomorrow
Only just got home after flying around to see the old peeps and pick mum up. Now need to cook the ham as I'm totally hank marvin.

Funny as my mum ( who can hardly blinking walk) is shuffling around the house on one of them horses heads on a broom handle thingi's while singing, Noah is ripping it up chasing her on his bike. You only get this kinda viewing once a year lol.

 

[patTTpoa]

^^ As above, but I just want to say how good vodka & coke taste's right now!

So what are you all drinking??

Pat

 

[ScottD3]

^^ As above, but I just want to say how good vodka & coke taste's right now!

So what are you all drinking??

Pat

Cider but we've almost ran out.
Totaly underestimated the amount we drink.
O well, on to Malibu and Coke then.

I can't wait to use my garage. Woo-Hoo

 

[patTTpoa]

Malibu & coke, nom nom!
But I haven't got any of that....... Why oh why did you have to mention Malibu?? Lol

Pat

 

[ScottD3]

Malibu & coke, nom nom!
But I haven't got any of that....... Why oh why did you have to mention Malibu?? Lol

Pat

Winter special edition with coconut flakes.
Its very nice.

 

[ScottD3]

Gif Time

 

[CHEZ]

^^ As above, but I just want to say how good vodka & coke taste's right now!

So what are you all drinking??

Pat

well as you ask dude, been on the old asda champagne, followed by cans of stella, on the way home and popped into the shell garage and got a 4 pack of redbull! it is now jagerbomb time! yee har! also got the inbetweeners to watch on blu ray so all is good!

 

[Reesy]

On the fosters gold again, snowballs and baileys. Just priming the liver for tomorrows session. Got an epic halfords toolkit that I will share a pic of later. Finally, some makes in the pub that like Malibu and coke!

Dinner was lovely, especially the beef I was in charge of..

Glad you are all having a good day

 

[CHEZ]

halfords socket sets are good reesy! i know, i have 1 dude!
brought some dinner back for the dog and he had more than a healthy amount of sprouts!
the smells coming out of him right now are bad!

 

[ScottD3]

halfords socket sets are good reesy! i know, i have 1 dude!
brought some dinner back for the dog and he had more than a healthy amount of sprouts!
the smells coming out of him right now are bad!

Halfords professional tool range is really really good.
Most of my tools are Halfords professional.
Can't rate them highly enough.

I got theses today.
Halfords | Halfords Professional Flexible Ratchet Spanner Set

 

[patTTpoa]

I've got a blue point kit for home, but like you say those halfords kits are a real good buy. In all fairness most of their stuff is good!

Pat

 

[crazy88]

Hope you puffs all had a good day! Just got back home from a mental day. Loved it though. Christmas dinner by the mother in law can I love you be described as epic.

 

[damo.h]

mother in law can I love you

Explain

 

[crazy88]

Fudge me that's an iPhone fail. One of the shortcuts I set my phone is so that when I write the characters "ly" it writes "love you". Gay I know, but that's life. I wrote the word "only" but pressed space instead of n and it autocorrected to that. GUTTED.

I don't love the mother in law, sorry. No scandal there. I did get Christmas nookie from the wife though, hell yeah!!

Good day Damo?

 

[damo.h]

Ah more than I got man I was on for a right treat last night and got blown out
Had a good day ta mate. sounds like you did too, Bet the little girl was having a blast.
All the family over ours tomorrow so I'm sure that will have it's moments.

Back onto it I'm Gutted you didn't smash the mum in law on crimbo day. That would of gone down in fkn history... Damn you Apple Inc !!!

 

[crazy88]

That would have gone down as horrendous! She's great, but not pasty smashing material at all.

We have the big N family party today in burton, so got a healthy drive out this afternoon. Can't wait though, should be ace.

 

[ScottD3]

weldone crazy. Been a long time mate lol.
gutted damo, was looking forward to some pics.
the misses is being a right *****, I'm now having till the mother in-law has left. it would have been 6 days by the time she left but I've been able to convince her to go home tomorrow. The misses is having great fun in winding me up at every chance possible. *****!

happy you all had a good day. I'm about to take a walk along the river to the next village over and then back for some cider.

 

[damo.h]

I'm about to take a walk along the river to the next village over and then back for some cider.

That sounds a bit medieval that dude, no asda's in your land of bumpkins

 

[CHEZ]

That sounds a bit medieval that dude, no asda's in your land of bumpkins

it does indeed damo! i lol aloud in jest at thinking of scott trading a suckling pig for a barrell of the finest scrumpy at the neighbouring village market lol!
just go to asda scott jeez!
hope evertbody had a good "un!

 

[damo.h]

That would have gone down as horrendous! She's great, but not pasty smashing material at all.

We have the big N family party today in burton, so got a healthy drive out this afternoon. Can't wait though, should be ace.

Have a good one dude, drive safe.

it does indeed damo! i lol aloud in jest at thinking of scott trading a suckling pig for a barrell of the finest scrumpy at the neighbouring village market lol!
just go to asda scott jeez!
hope evertbody had a good "un!

Ha that's the same image I have in my head! but wearing the romper

 

[ScottD3]

lol.
No romper suit for this walk and no pigs and no asda. We only got one asda and thats miles away.
Its mainly tesco down these yer parts.

 

[damo.h]

Lol, You get your fill of apples dude ?

If just had a b1tch fit ironing the table cloth. Not recommended whilst barefoot with Lill toy cars all over the floor.

 

[ScottD3]

Lol, You get your fill of apples dude ?

If just had a b1tch fit ironing the table cloth. Not recommended whilst barefoot with Lill toy cars all over the floor.

Not yet mate.
Only got 2 bottles left
I've text the women to bring some home when she finishes work.

 

[Westy]

Xmas sickness all round for us lot! I could only manage 2 pints Xmas eve and spent the whole night feeling sick, shivering cold or sweating hot!

Yesterday felt the same and just managed to eat dinner, which is a shame cos it's the best meal of the year. Helen's brother had the same thing and was chucking up by 10pm and had to go to bed! Bad day.

Feel a bit better today and should be able to get my drink on a bit.

 

[ScottD3]

Xmas sickness all round for us lot! I could only manage 2 pints Xmas eve and spent the whole night feeling sick, shivering cold or sweating hot!

Yesterday felt the same and just managed to eat dinner, which is a shame cos it's the best meal of the year. Helen's brother had the same thing and was chucking up by 10pm and had to go to bed! Bad day.

Feel a bit better today and should be able to get my drink on a bit.

Gutted mate.
Hope you get well soon.


Top gear special is on tonight?

 

[Westy]

Gutted mate.
Hope you get well soon.


Top gear special is on tonight?

Cheers mate.

Don't think I'll get a chance to watch that tonight as there's 18 of us at Helen's for drink and card games.

 

[crazy88]

I love family Christmas card games!!!!

Gutted you feel ill mate, hope you feel better soon. And I'm guessing you should be fine for new years all being well.

 

[Westy]

I love family Christmas card games!!!!

Gutted you feel ill mate, hope you feel better soon. And I'm guessing you should be fine for new years all being well.

Cheers Crazy.

I'm jot overly bothered about new years eve, never have been. I will have a few drinks and get ready for the new year. I find it even more depressing to wake up in a new year with a massive hangover!

 

[ScottD3]

Worst advert ever!!
VOLKSWAGEN TOUAREG | eBay

 

[CHEZ]

that"s not good fred! get well soon dude!
just cooking the boxing day feast for my little clan! consisting of roast beef and roast potatoes plus nibbles!
damo, i am feeling you on the stubbed toes/toys all over the sitting room/lack of pasty because too exhausted syndrome dude