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BAD SANTA said:
cant wait to see the face on the little ladies face tomorrow! its her second christmas, but the first one where she knows who santa is etc!
should be a good day, going around the inlaws, so will be getting spoilt, fed well and generally doing ****** all!
the car is in the garage until boxing day now!
bring on the turkey and crap telly!
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Best of christmas mate. :)

I do miss living back with the family.
Not being able to spend the several days around christmas with them and all the fun that goes with it.

If we lived closer and the misses never had to work around christmas, we would be able to spend it with family.
Hell, it even be nice if the **** farts was willing to visit us. ******!!
 
Scott it's always the case you end up doing all the running and chasing but if you don't ring your the bad man lol.

Chez it's the same for my lad. 2nd crimbo 1st knowing what's going on. It's ace but he's been a little **** at times today lol. Got my mum staying with us for a few days from tomorrow then all the family round on boxing day for the big crimbo lunch. Nanna will be asleep by 12 noon and grandad will probably get emotional around 14:00 and start balling, I'll be in the corner playing with noah's new garage... love it ;)
 
damo.h said:
Scott it's always the case you end up doing all the running and chasing but if you don't ring your the bad man lol.

Chez it's the same for my lad. 2nd crimbo 1st knowing what's going on. It's ace but he's been a little **** at times today lol. Got my mum staying with us for a few days from tomorrow then all the family round on boxing day for the big crimbo lunch. Nanna will be asleep by 12 noon and grandad will probably get emotional around 14:00 and start balling, I'll be in the corner playing with noah's new garage... love it ;)
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Any wrapping taking place at the garage?

I'm waiting for the office to finish off downloading so I can watch that.
I wonder if any take aways are going to be open tonight.
 
Getting well excited now. Little girl is also being a bit of a ****, think she's just far too excited :)

The slow-****** pork is all done and we are about to have mates over for food. Can't wait!!!! Three days of ridiculous eating start right now.
 
Well said chez, Scott get them apples down Yr neck man and get in the spirit of it. Yeah it well different when you have kids and family around you but you got sarah and your mum. Make the most, get mullered then see what temp you and Sarah can generate getting it on in the rompers ;)

And just to mention crazy! The missus will be wearing the mrs Santa outfit later, with stockings apparently ;)
 
Sorry lads. I'm ok but the family ****** me off when talk about effort to see each other and they don't make any.
Just cause I moved away they feel its me who put in the effort. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Its sarah's mum, not mine. Don't be silly, she'd have to leave her boat and come down here. ok moving on.

No drink yet. i'll crack open the cider later.

Damo, Pics? :)

Chez, you going to get one?
 
no scott sadly i wont be getting one bud for the following reasons,
A, its a left hooker,
B, i wont be able to get the dog, fishing gear, multible trays of stella in the back,
C, it will be super expensive
D, very thirsty
E, i cant afford one

mainly E though!

........................(oh yeah, pics damo)
 
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Haha I shall try my best boys, now of only we had some kinda thread to air such photo's :think:
 
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I'm off down the boozer for some Xmas eve drinks. Been and had 2 beers with the old man earlier so now it's time to see my friends. Got to try not to get too ******. Last year I awoke at 7am Xmas day on the floor of my mates flat with one hell of a hangover!
 
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You guys crack me up :laugh:

Chuckling away I was as I drink my festive chocolate and vanilla stout :beerchug:
 
I don't even know what that is!

Outnumbered at 9.20 is looking like a favourite for me.
 
Westy said:
I'm off down the boozer for some Xmas eve drinks. Been and had 2 beers with the old man earlier so now it's time to see my friends. Got to try not to get too ******. Last year I awoke at 7am Xmas day on the floor of my mates flat with one hell of a hangover!
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Go on, do it ;)

quattrojames said:
You guys crack me up :laugh:

Chuckling away I was as I drink my festive chocolate and vanilla stout :beerchug:
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That sounds well nice. I'm on Bud but will be making the switch to JD soon as I get the little dude to be. Starting with Santa's ;)

scott b5 said:
Currently watching The Change Up.
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Hope you got your carrots out Scott lol
 
quattrojames said:
Agreed, it has some genuine laugh out loud moments!

Will be watching it while starting on the freshly ****** ham and beef :)
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Oo nice. We'd on ham tomorrow. Well looking fwd to it.

scott b5 said:
I'm on cider.
Off to get another bottle.
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There you go get them apples down ya neck. you got that crimbo spirit going yet dude ??

Ok little dude is in bed. Just need to neck Santa's JD, bag up a million leaves from the front of the house then let operation 'where the fk did We stash that' begin. ;)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Do, do, do, da, da, da, da ;)
 
damo.h said:
There you go get them apples down ya neck. you got that crimbo spirit going yet dude ??

Ok little dude is in bed. Just need to neck Santa's JD, bag up a million leaves from the front of the house then let operation 'where the fk did We stash that' begin. ;)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Do, do, do, da, da, da, da ;)
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No spirit mate.
I think I lost that around the same time as my virginity.

Jingle jangle balls deep!!
 
damo.h said:
Come on duuuuude !!

In front of the outlaw:wtf: please tell me your wearing the romper ;)
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What? lol

Yeah i'm in my romper suit.
I'm loving it.
Can't wait to sleep in it.

About 2 hours and 30mins to go.
I am looking forward to it I must admit but I'm not all "ooooo christmas yeahahaha" style. lo
 
Ye it's deffo different when you ain't got young ones dude. I'm bouncing off the Walls haha.
Lovin it that your sat in the romper ;)
 
damo.h said:
Ye it's deffo different when you ain't got young ones dude. I'm bouncing off the Walls haha.
Lovin it that your sat in the romper ;)
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yeah.
IT was great when at home with all the little sisters.
just a bunch of adults at the moment sat in romper suits drinking and eating. lol
 
You lot are talking some serious shart!!

Hope you lot are getting ready for xmas. I'm on the 6th fosters gold, and only have 6 left, then I'll move on to the Baileys... :cheers:

Scott, Jay hasn't ****** your dog's yet has he?
 
Please tell me you got your mum in law one Lol
 
Shut it yut, it's aloud it's crimbo ;).
You good man ??
 
damo.h said:
Shut it yut, it's aloud it's crimbo ;).
You good man ??
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Good you O.A.P, gotta love chrimbo for the acceptable amounts of booze and crap gifts that people give you. Hope your Mrs is getting you a remap for xmas!

I'm good mate, all presents sorted today and wrapped now (you should be good at wrapping presents) now sat in front of the fire with a beer and a big pot of twiglets.
 
Oh yes, my corners are bang on lol, Little bows and Shiz too she better be impressed !!

He's on his way, Don't think I'll sleep tonight ;)
 
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Reesy said:
You lot are talking some serious shart!!

Hope you lot are getting ready for xmas. I'm on the 6th fosters gold, and only have 6 left, then I'll move on to the Baileys... :cheers:

Scott, Jay hasn't ****** your dog's yet has he?
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The dogs are safe mate.
It was not jay and his misses in the box.
It was a portable pop up Garage.

Baileys?
Fkn girl!!


Its nicer with fake ice blocks so it don't water down the baileys when they melt.

damo.h said:
Please tell me you got your mum in law one Lol
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LOL. nahh mate.
Shes got the slanket.

Westy said:
Merry Christmas pub people. It's been a good year this year and tue pub has kept me sane, cheers guys.
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DUring the busy working days?

Good christmas to all.

Christmas hugs
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