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Westy said:
I'm glad I got like this as it will slow me down for the rest of the Xmas period. It's the ****** jagerbombs that does this to me!
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Jagerbombs are a major winner. Vodka and redbull not so much.
 
Westy said:
Man I need to quit drinking! Had my work Xmas party last night and I was mullered. Only just woke up!
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me too fred! i need to stop also!
we had ours last night, and well and truly got hammered!
drank way too much lager followed down with many jaegerbombs!
my memory from last night seems to be erased, i cant remember jack! jaeger bombs are mental at wiping your memory!
i had to ask my mate about what happened! all was good as it happens and apparently somebody got sacked on the spot for putting erm, stuff up there nose in the toilets! that will look good on his c.v.!
 
Sandra said:
Its an age thing. Takes longer to recover and wastes the whole of the next day.
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you can say that again sandra, thing is though, i got part 2 tonight!, promised my mate and his mrs we would go around his house for a drink and it always ends up messy!
gotta love the party season:thumbsup:
 
BAD SANTA said:
you can say that again sandra, thing is though, i got part 2 tonight!, promised my mate and his mrs we would go around his house for a drink and it always ends up messy!
gotta love the party season:thumbsup:
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Its once a year chez, you will enjoy, but remember you have your santa duties to take care of as well.
 
well its my last day here at Amnesty International! the contract is over and I will be leaving the building in about an hour... just busy wiping all evidence off my PC here and copying things i needed to my USB :ninja:
 
By that you mean all the porn you've acquired over the last year? ;)

You got a new contract to go into? If not, hope you find something soon dude!
 
hahaha! NO i would never bring the good stuff here at work, or use their connection to download it... but all the hacks and things i have worked on are good things to keep hold of.

nah not yet got another contract, i think i want a couple weeks to myself and then get back into it in the new year.
the tax man owes me some monies too so that should help me along a bit :)
 
thats it. i'm home till the 3rd.
The mother in law is here and raffing over the dogs.
Its just as difficult stopping her giving them treats as it to stop them from taking them from her. lol

I'm back in my rumper suit, sat on the sofa doing sweet FA.
 
Scott can you elaborate on raffing please ;)

Just got in from doing the crimbo shop :faint:
Now Got to squeeze it all in!! A case of the old 'eye's bigger than the Friggin fridge' I think.

Two more sleeps to go!
 
damo.h said:
Scott can you elaborate on raffing please ;)

Just got in from doing the crimbo shop :faint:
Now Got to squeeze it all in!! A case of the old 'eye's bigger than the Friggin fridge' I think.

Two more sleeps to go!
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Faffing, not raffing. :)

Nothing wrong with having to much food.
Untill you start throwing it away.

WooHoo. I get to find out whats in this big *** box.
I think its bigger than you damo.
 
scott b5 said:
Faffing, not raffing. :)

Nothing wrong with having to much food.
Untill you start throwing it away.

WooHoo. I get to find out whats in this big *** box.
I think its bigger than you damo.
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Ahh Faffing lol, I'm disappointed... I thought it might be something they did on that webcam of yours haha.
You have a big box? Cool, Could well be Jay and his chick coming for crimbo lunch ;)
 
damo.h said:
Ahh Faffing lol, I'm disappointed... I thought it might be something they did on that webcam of yours haha.
You have a big box? Cool, Could well be Jay and his chick coming for crimbo lunch ;)
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That be fine but they are not going near my dogs. lol

Any one doing much tomorrow?
 
Last minute bits in the morning, clean the car/house then get on the beer whilst munching the odd mince pie.
What about you Scott, anything planned??
 
Got a well busy Christmas eve planned. Fitting a carpet first thing (it's the old one so hopefully it'll be quick). Then off to bike shop to try get the headset fit so I can build it christmas week. Tidy house, get food ready for some friends coming over. And after the little ones are in bed wrap all the wife's presents. Can't wait. Christmas is ace.
 
Got a build on dude, Overhaul or a new stead?

I get more excited than the kids at christmas. I'll be waking them up at 5am lol.

ONE MORE SLEEP TO GOOOOOOOOOOO ;)
 
A mix really, got a carbon 456 frame for cheap so building up from there. A lot of donor bits from my old gt. I did consider full suss, but for the rare occasion I get out the HT is plenty fun enough.

It's blatantly the parents here who are most excited about christmas :) I can't wait to explain that today is christmas eve and Santa comes tonight, she's gonna love it!
 
Nice, Get some pics while you do it, you know we love the bike porn;)
I think Iv murdered every crimbo song going and it's only mid morning haha. Bet your little girl is buzzing today, think its great being on a saturday this year so we can have a full day build up. Am so excited for the little dude it's his first year of knowing whats going on. reindeer dust is primed and ready to go Lol
 
damo.h said:
Last minute bits in the morning, clean the car/house then get on the beer whilst munching the odd mince pie.
What about you Scott, anything planned??
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Nothing mate. its all done.
Got up at 08:00 tidied the house, walked the dogs, bathed (Shower broken) eaten and now i'm ready for a day of nothing. SItting in my suit on the sofa, watching films, eating random stuff and chilling.

damo.h said:
Nice, Get some pics while you do it, you know we love the bike porn;)
I think Iv murdered every crimbo song going and it's only mid morning haha. Bet your little girl is buzzing today, think its great being on a saturday this year so we can have a full day build up. Am so excited for the little dude it's his first year of knowing whats going on. reindeer dust is primed and ready to go Lol
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PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reindeer dust?
what you doing with reindeer ashes you sick *******!!
 
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I'll put my raincoat on just in case any leaks through the roof.

Aren't you a little late for australia though dude? You should have started unloading your sack by now.

My carpet is fit, which means decorating deadlines are officially done. Wahoo! Hair cut (all 3 of them that are left) and bike sorted so I can build it next week, ace! Can't wait.
 
Reindeer dust Scott, its the magic food that keeps em in the sky, don't you know anything man. Anyways how's the romper ??

Chez maybe you where premature and that's what the stain is on westy's bedroom floor. After all he did say he blacked out :lmfao:
 
damo.h said:
Reindeer dust Scott, its the magic food that keeps em in the sky, don't you know anything man. Anyways how's the romper ??

Chez maybe you where premature and that's what the stain is on westy's bedroom floor. After all he did say he blacked out :lmfao:
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Is that the stuff they snort of tinkerbells ***?

The suit rocks mate.
Been in it all day.

I hate this time of the day.
I tend to find things to do to waste away the day.
Such a waste of my life really.
O well.

Hope you all have fun.
 
cant wait to see the face on the little ladies face tomorrow! its her second christmas, but the first one where she knows who santa is etc!
should be a good day, going around the inlaws, so will be getting spoilt, fed well and generally doing ****** all!
the car is in the garage until boxing day now!
bring on the turkey and crap telly!
 
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