Delivery men...

[Ash187]

Ads is your house particularly clean? Do you keep things nice, neat and tidy? maybe the guys saw the house is clean and tidy and thought this would be a good place to go? i mean no one wants to sit on a dirty seat!

on another note... to add to your shirly temples and camo-cough... put a couple of pieces of tissue down there to block the splash!

 

[warren_S5]

Delivering the Xmas log early I suspect

If his **** stank like that, I bet his wife has a ball when that percolates up from under the sheets as she's enjoying her morning lie in!

Sh1t pants!

 

[Sandra]

Ads, you are the king of ace threads. You have a fantastic sense of humour and have the incredible knack of telling a good story that
brightens up everyones day. Thank you.

 

[StateOfPlay]

Next time I get a delivery from Comet, I am putting cling film over the bowl.

 

[quattrojames]

Next time I get a delivery from Comet, I am putting cling film over the bowl.

You'd rather have it on the floor??

 

[Ads]

Ads, you are the king of ace threads. You have a fantastic sense of humour and have the incredible knack of telling a good story that
brightens up everyones day. Thank you.

Next time I get a delivery from Comet, I am putting cling film over the bowl.

If your delivery guys are anywhere near as big as the ones who paid me a visit then you'll need to put bullet proof glass over the bowl.

 

[StateOfPlay]

You'd rather have it on the floor??

It wouldn't get on the floor, unless they stand up to poo?