ASN's Pub

[Westy]

sex chat FTW!

Any form of sex will do you wont it!

 

[crazy88]

Fair point. Well, not strictly true...although it may be.

 

[Westy]

Fair point. Well, not strictly true...although it may be.

I dont care, just keep replying so I can keep trolling my thread count

 

[crazy88]

Why else would i reply to your spasticated insults? I'm offering you a helping hand...

 

[Westy]

Why else would i reply to your spasticated insults? I'm offering you a helping hand...

"they see me trollin', they hatin'"

 

[crazy88]

 

[Reesy]

I would do a real life lol if they banned you at 9,999 posts

 

[Westy]

I would do a real life lol if they banned you at 9,999 posts

I might retire at 10K like when Diego Marradona quit international football and the Argentina number 10 shirt hasn't been worn since.

 

[Westy]

 

[Reesy]

I might retire at 10K like when Diego Marradona quit international football and the Argentina number 10 shirt hasn't been worn since.

****** hell, didn't realise you were at retirement age already..

 

[crazy88]

Was the silver hair not a giveaway?

 

[Westy]

cheeky sods, better than going bald crazy

 

[crazy88]

I have a full(ish) head of hair...from a distance...with my hat on.

 

[Westy]

I have a full(ish) head of hair...from a distance...with my hat on.

So does Uncle Fester!

 

[crazy88]

It's a family thing!

 

[Westy]

It's a family thing!

Is your mum bald?

 

[crazy88]

not on her head. You have pm

 

[Westy]

not on her head. You have pm

OMG!

 

[ScottD3]

OMG!

What was it?
Pics of crazy's mum?


Hows the trolling Westy?

 

[Westy]

I can only really troll when I get a reply.

It was crazy's mum, she's hot.

 

[ScottD3]

I can only really troll when I get a reply.

It was crazy's mum, she's hot.

Vorderman hot?

 

[crazy88]

She's exponentially hotter.














See what I did there, a little maths joke? Get it? Get it?

 

[CHEZ]

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[Westy]

Vorderman hot?

Not that hot but better thrupenny bits

 

[Reesy]

She's exponentially hotter.














See what I did there, a little maths joke? Get it? Get it?

You also said that your mum is hot, which is not cool.

 

[warren_S5]

Come on Westy, you're still miles off the 10,000 posts! Over 70 posts to do, come on, any old rubbish will do!

 

[Reesy]

Come on Westy, you're still miles off the 10,000 posts! Over 70 posts to do, come on, any old rubbish will do!

Westy, a mod is letting you spam the forum. Go for it!

 

[Westy]

Cheers Warren. To be fair most of my posts over the last 3 years have been highly informative and helpful posts. It's very rare that I spam

 

[warren_S5]

Cheers Warren. To be fair most of my posts over the last 3 years have been highly informative and helpful posts. It's very rare that I spam

I dont doubt it mate ;-)

 

[Ash187]

at his rate its going to be christmas before he gets his 10k

 

[Westy]

at his rate its going to be christmas before he gets his 10k

I cant talk to myself so I need some crappy convo to join in on. Thanks for this post as it gives me another excuse to basically type a load of cack

 

[Ash187]

haha no probs, we could carry on like this until i leave work and get the post count up.. but then that would need the effort on my side and im too tired to be bothered.

 

[Westy]

haha no probs, we could carry on like this until i leave work and get the post count up.. but then that would need the effort on my side and im too tired to be bothered.

you cant tease me like that mate. come on here, post 2 posts then tell me your too tired! What's that all about

 

[Ash187]

i have been feeling poorly all week and now i can really feel a flu coming on... and im at work with my boss sitting at the desk behind me and i am trying to show that i actually do some work. just hope he falls for it

 

[Westy]

i have been feeling poorly all week and now i can really feel a flu coming on... and im at work with my boss sitting at the desk behind me and i am trying to show that i actually do some work. just hope he falls for it

Man up you sound like a woman!

 

[Ash187]

haha, you know honestly i thought it was just me not having enough sleep playing MW3 and Batman Arkham City too much but today i seriously feel like ****! im coughing, sneezing and the worst... have a blocked nose thats making me sniffle.
hate it when im feeling like this... stupid weather!

 

[Westy]

haha, you know honestly i thought it was just me not having enough sleep playing MW3 and Batman Arkham City too much but today i seriously feel like ****! im coughing, sneezing and the worst... have a blocked nose thats making me sniffle.
hate it when im feeling like this... stupid weather!

Well call in sick and get back on MW3!

I've been on BF3 and could do with a few sick days to rank up

 

[Ash187]

hmmm not a bad idea, might actually do that
problem is if i dont go to work i dont get paid, im a self employed contractor so im basically shooting myself in the foot

BF3 isnt as good as MW3, i liked it but just found it lacking something... i prefer the story modes so Batman is a great game for me to waste hours and hours on.

hows the tash looking now then?

 

[Westy]

If you're a contractor then dont bother. I get paid to be sick so the slightest feeling of a cold and i'm off

BF3 is very disappointing after I put 700 hours in on Bad Company 2 and loved it. I've not really had the time to get into any of the COD games so cant really comment.

Tash is looking ok at the moment, starting to touch the lip now when I drink.

 

[Ash187]

haha! that tash sounds like its coming on nicely then. just wait til you get the water droplets hanging off it after you wash your face or have a glass of water! get a pic up of the tash!
a couple guys here at work are doing the movember thing but im so surprised at how slow its growing on them... i mean they must be trimming it or something! if i was sponsored to do it i would look like a homeless tramp by the end of the month!