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Morning Fellas.

Sad about wheldon.

Chez, get that shart sorted. Do as Dave recommended, and ask how you can be in 2 places at the same time, especially as you drive a diesel...

Managed to average 25.6mpg out the Seat over the weekend, not bad for a 1.2! Car is officially a 'total loss', got to round up the paper work tonight..
 
Watch the crash this morning, 15 cars totaled. shocking crash and shame someone died. :(

Reesy, they made you an offer yet mate?
Keeping it, breaking it?
Do it!!
 
well, finally getting somewhere regarding this bizarre situation of my double wammy speeding situation!
basically, i phoned the filth this morning and the conversation went something like this,
hello there i recieved 2 speeding tickets at exactly the same time in opposite directions how could this be oraficer?
"erm, well, er, what has happened sir is, er i think, oh yes thats it...., what it is sir, the area you were caught speeding in was, erm, has been having the cones and cameras repositioned to a different location sir, so the original letter you have recieved is not entirely accurate, and what we have done is resent you that letter but with the correct whereabouts of where the incident occured! so please disregard the first letter as this is a lie and believe the second one!"
said the plod.
hmmm, i thought, what a load of poppy ****!
basically they have moved the cameras about and not reprogrammed them with there new location so everything they caught was logging data that is false!
great! i smell a plan!
so this second letter is correct then? whats to say its not? would not really look good in court now would it? a police **** up!
so i phoned my solicitor and i am currently awaiting a call back off him regarding this! (he was in court today so busy)
with a bit of luck i shall get off scott free!
ha ha!, unlucky rozzers!
 
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s3dave said:
Cheers chez will do, just keep an eye on scott and jardo...:)
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Shut it.
He let me down on monday.
I was most unhappy.

Morning all.

Any idea what the weather is going to be like this weekend?
I got loads of bits to play with but not much time to do it all.
I blinds to fit, heated seats to wire up & fit, Heater matrix to replace, rear top mounts to fit, clocks to wire up and finish and a car I've not driven sits I replaced all suspension parts.
AHHHHHH I need more time.

How is every one? :)
 
Westy said:
Oh yes. Good luck with that mate. How long you there for? I'm guessing she needs to stay overnight at least?!
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Yes mate, we'll be there until Friday and then coming back, should get back sometime on Friday night.

I'm a bit nervous about it to be fair :(
 
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Westy said:
I'd be bricking myself too mate, but also really excited. How's the mrs coping?
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Seems to be fine mate actually - I guess she's a bit nervous too, but it will be OK.

I'll be better when I can sit down on the Eurostar with my book :)
 
Nice one welly.
Have fun mate.

She'll be fine dude. My sister had her extras install about 2-3 years ago with no issues.

Is it wrong to ask for before and after pics? :)
 
Good luck welly (and to the mrs too, lol). Let us know how you get on, and don't go falling off the eurostar!
 
So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally! :racer:

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jojo said:
So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally! :racer:

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Not quite as jealous as I was when you drove the Lambo! Is that the nasty Nissan with the odd back windows? one that wraps around the C pillar and the one that doesn't?

itwasntme187 said:
guys, i just remembered about the Pics of your Mrs (NSFW!) thread but its not there anymore... what happened to it?
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It felt the wrath of a moderator :crying:
 
Reesy said:
Not quite as jealous as I was when you drove the Lambo! Is that the nasty Nissan with the odd back windows? one that wraps around the C pillar and the one that doesn't?
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Yes it is, a Nissan Cube! Actually, it's a very comfortable car to drive, loads of room inside, and quite funky. It's slow though...
 
jojo said:
So after driving the Lambo Gallardo last week, we go to the other end of the scale! lol

A cousin of mine turned up in this today, I had to have a go naturally! :racer:

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Looks weird... it actually looks like post man pat had a respray... As long as its a nice drive!
 
jojo said:
Until the engine needs a rebuild, then you'll want to get rid...
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I work for Mazda, we still have 13B titanium carbide tips on the shelf. Been told I can have a rebuild, new apex seal and gaskets for under £200. :)
 
Jay A3 said:
Looks weird... it actually looks like post man pat had a respray... As long as its a nice drive!
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Same colour scheme as yours Jay! lol

16Klappe said:
I work for Mazda, we still have 13B titanium carbide tips on the shelf. Been told I can have a rebuild, new apex seal and gaskets for under £200. :)
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Sounds good! DO IT!
 
I can't have one now, maybe in a year or so.

I am not finished with the A3 yet, when the A3 is a proper track car I'll look to buying something new :)
 
:wub:

I have my heart set on a blue Type R, like this...

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Or this

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Either way it can't have a spoiler lol!
 
AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the ****** correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

NEEEEXT!
 
jojo said:
AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the ****** correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

NEEEEXT!
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Did you really like the cube that much?
 
jojo said:
AAAARGH! Just travelled 50 miles+ to view a car, it's the right colour and model, but not the correct spec!??.... it would have helped if the trader put the ****** correct picture up in the ad! Looked for ages for said car aswell, it was too good to be true!

NEEEEXT!
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You getting another pissrat?
 
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