ASN's Pub

It doesn't really seem as if I've been away for that long...Although I've been on this job since June like so maybe 5 months...
 
Yes Dave I did! Thank you very much! I'm intrigued as to what you guys were saying though.

"He's run out of gears"

**** OFF!!! :moa:
 
?? dont remember that bud, you were doing well?

we had a croud round us maybe picked someones convo up?

Haha, I don't know :)

It's so cool to see my car going round a track, I've never even seen it going down the road before! lol
 
It clicks a lot when I turn ignition on... Showin faults on VCDS and when I 3 point turn in reverse it's ****** clunkin... I bought it of EBay from a lad in Germany. And someone messages me from France who bought one off him as well and he is having the same problem.... Sold my other one to Hoggy as well... It works but with issues
 
Looked at the daily runner thread earlier and realised I've put ****** 25k on mine in about 15 months since I bought it lol
 
Quiet day today, where is everyone?

I'm currently awaiting a phone call for a possible Lambo Gallardo testdrive, a tuned up one, with 630BHP! :) Please ring you stupid phone!

If not, guess I can wait! :(
 
Quiet day today, where is everyone?

I'm currently awaiting a phone call for a possible Lambo Gallardo testdrive, a tuned up one, with 630BHP! :) Please ring you stupid phone!

If not, guess I can wait! :(

I'm here just doing some house work and watching films.

My mates FTO failed the MOT, so he's now looking for another car.
He wants an estate, No much money and don't really care about the engine.
I like looking for cars, I can do that.

he's starting to **** me off.
Its to old, its to high miles. YOU ONLY GOT £1K TO SPEND ON A CAR YOU ****ING PICKY *****!!!!
It really winds me up.
 
afternoon chaps!
well i am a bit angry,
i managed to get 3 points and a £60 fine on my journey down to adi last saturday at 7.10am doing 69mph in a 50mph section of road works on the m5, great i thought so decided to take it on the chin and cough up and take the punishment!
then, today in the post there was another speeding fine, exactly the same time, exactly the same road and exactly the same speed but on a different junction (1 was towards birmingham the other towards worcester)
surely i cant be punished twice for this can i?
it was average speed cameras apparently.
i tried phoning them but the office is closed until monday!
both letters have the same ref number too.
if i get another 10 letters will i get another 10x the points and fines?
smells a bit fishy to me and prob money to pay for the police xmas night out no doubt the robbing good for nothings!
what do you guys think?
i have had a clean licence for over 15 year till now!
 
Dammit, my phone aint rang, so disappointed! :(

I'm here just doing some house work and watching films.

My mates FTO failed the MOT, so he's now looking for another car.
He wants an estate, No much money and don't really care about the engine.
I like looking for cars, I can do that.

he's starting to **** me off.
Its to old, its to high miles. YOU ONLY GOT £1K TO SPEND ON A CAR YOU ****ING PICKY *****!!!!
It really winds me up.

What was wrong with the FTO?

If I find a B6/B7 or replacement for my B5 Passat Estate, then my Passat will be up for sale! Apart from the doors on the drivers side being a different shade of silver due to changing them, car is fully functional and it good nick for an 186k miler, it just passed it's MOT on Thursday with very few minor issues. How much of a hurry is he in need of a car? I may yet still keep the beast, just fancy a change!

afternoon chaps!
well i am a bit angry,
i managed to get 3 points and a £60 fine on my journey down to adi last saturday at 7.10am doing 69mph in a 50mph section of road works on the m5, great i thought so decided to take it on the chin and cough up and take the punishment!
then, today in the post there was another speeding fine, exactly the same time, exactly the same road and exactly the same speed but on a different junction (1 was towards birmingham the other towards worcester)
surely i cant be punished twice for this can i?
it was average speed cameras apparently.
i tried phoning them but the office is closed until monday!
both letters have the same ref number too.
if i get another 10 letters will i get another 10x the points and fines?
smells a bit fishy to me and prob money to pay for the police xmas night out no doubt the robbing good for nothings!
what do you guys think?
i have had a clean licence for over 15 year till now!

My mother got done for the same thing for both directions in one day, she only had to pay one fine!
 
well thats sort of whats happened here jo!
on 1 letter i am going south, and the other i am going north! 2 directions at the same time!
exactly the same everything so hoping its just a mistake!
did your mother have much of a fight with them?
 
well thats sort of whats happened here jo!
on 1 letter i am going south, and the other i am going north! 2 directions at the same time!
exactly the same everything so hoping its just a mistake!
did your mother have much of a fight with them?

Nope, just wrote them a letter saying we got 2 fines for the same bit of road on the same day(was at different times), and asked if it's 3 or 6 points, they just gave her 3 points and one fine.
 
Jo, The FTO failed on rust, brake lines and tyre.
I don't know what he wants.
I've given up.
Hes really interested in a Mondeo for £800, 101k, 10months MOT but needs a new front bumper. Pretty tidy really.
I thought he wanted an estate.
 
afternoon chaps!
well i am a bit angry,
i managed to get 3 points and a £60 fine on my journey down to adi last saturday at 7.10am doing 69mph in a 50mph section of road works on the m5, great i thought so decided to take it on the chin and cough up and take the punishment!
then, today in the post there was another speeding fine, exactly the same time, exactly the same road and exactly the same speed but on a different junction (1 was towards birmingham the other towards worcester)
surely i cant be punished twice for this can i?
it was average speed cameras apparently.
i tried phoning them but the office is closed until monday!
both letters have the same ref number too.
if i get another 10 letters will i get another 10x the points and fines?
smells a bit fishy to me and prob money to pay for the police xmas night out no doubt the robbing good for nothings!
what do you guys think?
i have had a clean licence for over 15 year till now!
Deny them both......ask for the calibration certificate......they will with luck throw it in the bin....
 
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My phone rang, a Lambo arrived outside my house this arvo! :)

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Feeling smug! :)
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The reverse button.
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It's suppose to be tuned to 630bhp, but I ave nothing to compare it with, this is basically the most powerful road car I have ever driven! What can I say but WOW with a capital F! Words can't really explain how quick this machine is, especially with the limited amount of road I could use during the day, even though it was a Sunday. Let's just say I got to around oneforty(kmh) along an empty stretch of private runway before I backed off, and it was still going! :racer:

The adrenaline rush you get from driving one of these going through the rev range is awesome, you proper get pushed back into the seat non stop, with a V10 soundtrack right behind you!... and it's easy to drive aswell!

Apparently, my mate is going to give me another call when he has a Lambo Murcielago, he said it's a lot wider and a bit longer, so different experience! I can't ****** wait!!
 
Pfft, 140Kmh! I do 155MPH on my private runway most days! Who needs 600+bhp when you've got a good A3 eh'?



:lmfao:

All joking aside, that is freaking lush!!! Well jel!
 
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My gaffer has an RS6.... He give me a little go in that... F@@k me that's the quickest car I've been in.... Same engine as the Lamborghini but I think it has extra turbo but couldn't be sure...
 
Oh my god, I want to sexually destroy Gemma of TOWIE. :wub:

Who?

Morning all,

How is every one?
Its dark, wet and cold this moring.
Its even cold in the office. they refuse to put the heating on as its not cold enough, so i'm sat here with my hoodie on and the hood up.
I can't even have morning coffee cause we are out of water and not having any water supply in the office, means I have to walk do to the other end of the corridor to a comunial (SP) kitchen area and fill up our water containers. Sod that, its to cold. lol

Good weekend?
I've done ****** all and happy for that. well apart from sunday, went out for a meal, nice drive with the misses and then home to eat and chill out.
I'm attempting to cook duck tonight for stir fry. see what happens. :)