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Anyone else get the impression that he is trying too hard?
 
Afternoon all, I'm totally fubar'd, just paid £770 to autometrix for you track dayers, and now looking forward to ADI with most of you.

Going to give badger5 a visit this Saturday first to get my 3" intake, mini ASN meet anyone? lol
 
Afternoon all, I'm totally fubar'd, just paid £770 to autometrix for you track dayers, and now looking forward to ADI with most of you.

Going to give badger5 a visit this Saturday first to get my 3" intake, mini ASN meet anyone? lol

Yo Jo. :)

Thats cool.

Whats the rules for people who wants to passenger with people?
Turn up with helmet and get in?
 
Happy days, So how many deffo turning up jo that you know of ?
 
Afternoon all, I'm totally fubar'd, just paid £770 to autometrix for you track dayers, and now looking forward to ADI with most of you.

Going to give badger5 a visit this Saturday first to get my 3" intake, mini ASN meet anyone? lol

Hell yeah!
 
Afternoon all, I'm totally fubar'd, just paid £770 to autometrix for you track dayers, and now looking forward to ADI with most of you.

Going to give badger5 a visit this Saturday first to get my 3" intake, mini ASN meet anyone? lol
The weekend after would have been ideal for me, shame.

RR'd as well Jo?
 
Yo Jo. :)

Thats cool.

Whats the rules for people who wants to passenger with people?
Turn up with helmet and get in?
Helmets?? ...... Erm "ressy fancy a shoulder rid at ADI" they'll never know the difference ;)
 
Helmets?? ...... Erm "ressy fancy a shoulder rid at ADI" they'll never know the difference ;)

No thanks mate,

Might be worth asking Jardo though, as apparently scott had J's helmet in his hands the other day :lmfao:

Surely you must own a piece of protective headwear?
 
Na got rid of it when I sold the bike :(
can you hire ??
 
Yo Jo. :)

Thats cool.

Whats the rules for people who wants to passenger with people?
Turn up with helmet and get in?

Kind of, you need to go to the drivers briefing, then sign a form to say you don't mind getting killed by your friendly driver you are riding with. :)

Happy days, So how many deffo turning up jo that you know of ?

Hard to say, the list is 60+, I would be happy if 60 cars turned up! lol

The weekend after would have been ideal for me, shame.

RR'd as well Jo?

Yes, I'm going for the pre and after RR readouts to see if it's beneficial on my car and map!
 
4wd or no 4wd I'd rape you harder than the service station toilets Scott and I stopped off at on the A303. :angrymod:
In the moisture? That applies to my comment and yours.

Must ask, being an ex BMW driver, did he pull out without warning?
 
What bike did you have mate?

Not sure, who you ridin' passenger to?
Santa cruz v10, anyone with room basically ;) was thinking of asking old man reesy too see how he throws down in da s4 haha

Yes you can hire one, but they usually stink of p!ss, so upto you really. :)
Nice! That will make my hair smell brilliant... Not. ;)

:lmfao:

fap fap fap all over my back basically.
so you got used? You happy bout that??
 
Damo, I don't think a push bike helmet is enough protection for a car crash. :haha:

I got proper used, he blinded me with this LED interrogation light he tricked me into turning on (so he didn't leave fingerprints I assume).

Thats the last time I open the courtesy mirror in a strangers car...
 
Santa cruz v10, anyone with room basically ;) was thinking of asking old man reesy too see how he throws down in da s4 haha
Soz mate, but that passenger seat is mine! Just for the noise. I told my old man on sunday that it was 15mins of track time, he thought it was like 2/3 laps.
I've quite selfishly got a passenger seat in both sessions which should be coooool.


Oh and Jardo, thanks for spreading your legs, sorry the word, of scott's tactics to seduce people :lmfao:
 
evening ladies and boys! or ladyboys for short! or short ladyboys! whatever floats your boat i suppose!
anywho, scott i wont bull you, i clean forgot mate! soz!
dave did have a point though! you lazy ******! use your hands to close your boot like the rest of us dude!
welcome back solly! and good luck with the tyrettes typing! (you can do it sunshine),
damo you really need a motorsport helmet mate, to protect your lovely smelling hair by the sounds of it!,
and jardo, well, you did lead him on mate!
think thats everything!
carry on.............................................
 
Reesy, I'm going to apologize for my total ownage of you in the adapters/spacers thread.

I truly LOVE you really. :friends:
 
Chezney, thats ok. I've been looking at any electric sun shade and you pick them up off ebay for about £50, so i'm tempted to get on and butcher the **** out of it, just like Damo does to reesy's *** hole.

Damo, I'm taking my motorbike helmet, you're more than welcome to borrow that if i'm not using it.
 
Reesy, I'm going to apologize for my total ownage of you in the adapters/spacers thread.

I truly LOVE you really. :friends:

Touche.

It's o.k, I was merely borrowing scott's template, but changing it to be more in line with my situation. oh, and taking the **** of course
 
Morning Dave

Congrats on the car. I hate M.O.T time, even though the car generally goes through with no issues. Where does it at 6.30am?