ASN's Pub

[Reesy]

akoya silver mate?
you want ice with your apple juice?
can i just check your shoes while your here mate, i am sorry, just incase you have trainers on as only shoes in here now sir!

Can't we change it back to allow trainers , and anyone who wears loafers isn't allowed in?

 

[s3dave]

And we all know that is a load of s**t (soot obvs)

Complete the following every cloud as a ........... lining

 

[CHEZ]

And we all know that is a load of s**t (soot obvs)

now now mr reesy, rule 435(c)
no blastformy (spelling lol)
you might upset ethnic minorities

 

[s3dave]

Can't we change it back to allow trainers , and anyone who wears loafers isn't allowed in?

Or drMartins

 

[Reesy]

Complete the following every cloud as a ........... lining

black bag
interior
alcantara

Am I close?

 

[Reesy]

now now mr reesy, rule 435(c)
no blastformy (spelling lol)
you might upset ethnic minorities

Damn. Oh well, too late.

 

[CHEZ]

Can't we change it back to allow trainers , and anyone who wears loafers isn't allowed in?

if it were upto me son yes, but sadly it is not, sandals are aloud oddly enough though

 

[Lewis583]

if it were upto me son yes, but sadly it is not, sandals are aloud oddly enough though

with socks or without?

 

[s3dave]

Everyone knows silver is the fastest colour

When robbers looted houses it was for the family silver.........not gold or brown or blue reesy

 

[Reesy]

if it were upto me son yes, but sadly it is not, sandals are aloud oddly enough though

I'm sure one of the regulars try's to pull off the socks and sandals look, it's V bad.

 

[s3dave]

with socks or without?

Cheeky... strictly with no doubt....

 

[CHEZ]

with socks or without?

the management would prefer with socks lewis, preferably white or black

 

[Reesy]

When robbers looted houses it was for the family silver.........not gold or brown or blue reesy

Only because its COMMON dave.

 

[CHEZ]

now that we got the ball rolling again in here, it feels good!
big up the pub!

 

[s3dave]

Common? for white socks and sandals?

 

[Reesy]

Silver is common, dave. Fact. I thought you owned a taxi when I saw your sig

A drinker in the pub tries to wear socks and sandals and it looks awful

 

[s3dave]

AYE Chez nothing like relaxing after a hard days work

 

[CHEZ]

right then, where are the regulars?
have they been apprehended by the door staff?
i think we should get them scantily clad women back!
dave mate, you got any kicking about? or you reesy? get them up!

 

[CHEZ]

Silver is common, dave. Fact. I thought you owned a taxi when I saw your sig

A drinker in the pub tries to wear socks and sandals and it looks awful

care to name and shame them reesy? it is this pub yes?)

 

[s3dave]

Silver is common, dave. Fact. I thought you owned a taxi when I saw your sig

A drinker in the pub tries to wear socks and sandals and it looks awful

lol...Its a wonder my sig is still there....

Iknow what you mean about socks+sandles always the quiet ones.....

 

[Reesy]

I shant name names, but it looks V bad

 

[CHEZ]

its never the voodoo character is it!
that explains a lot!
i can hear that jaws music again.......................

 

[CHEZ]

that went straight over your head didnt it reesy?

 

[CHEZ]

so, what are you moderators out there doing this evening?
i know your watching, its more than your jobs worth!
please tell us!

 

[s3dave]

Be careful i hear gunfire we dont want another...

 

[CHEZ]

Be careful i hear gunfire we dont want another...

fair play dave, i feel your concern but, i am genuinely interested!
also, where the suck is everybody at?

 

[s3dave]

Nobody dare speak........

 

[s3dave]

not like us northern monkeys....

 

[CHEZ]

Nobody dare speak........

changing the subject drastically........................ its raining quite hard here (yawn)
wheres reesy gone?
and where is scott tonight?

 

[CHEZ]

not like us northern monkeys....

never a truer word said david!
these southern chumps eh! they dont even know what peas pudding is either! its true that! unbelievable! we know what jellied eels are but there ignorance is appauling!

 

[s3dave]

Aye even simple Pan haggerty....who would have thought

 

[CHEZ]

Aye even simple Pan haggerty....who would have thought

yum yum!
corned beef ftw#
(swap cheese for corned beef)

 

[s3dave]

hi see your sensible now Chez ....

 

[s3dave]

They will be getting board......

 

[CHEZ]

They will be getting board......

thats what i thought!
everybody feels over protected! watched, spied on! my sig was a winner! if i never mentioned it they would never have known! (yet anyway)

 

[quattrojames]

They will be getting board......

 

[s3dave]

AYE You grassed your self up..lol
anybody who does not like the pub please sign here..


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[CHEZ]

oh very good jimmy!
see your on back shift then eh!
no words to accompany your whit?

 

[CHEZ]

so it is clear, quattro jimmy is ou resident snake!
give yourself a cheer........................

 

[s3dave]

is our James the ......