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ah ha me too damo! me too mate!
do you think were urinating into the wind expecting anything from him?
bored, trolling the forum and decided to give voorehees some kanine advice, and low and behold you beat me to it! god damn it!
i also like your discreet pic you added there mate!
whats happening in your world this evening then?
 
howdy there partner!
not much this end, waiting for solly to commit i guess, other than that, getting my barbara woodhouse on with voorehees!
see above post! ha!
 
Evening girls. I'm just watching that Fred west thingi, well about to it's on pause Chez as the saying goes around these parts... Pics or it didn't happen!Sup peoples?
 
yeah me too have that fred west thing on, but watching it with my right eye while using my left eye for the laptop! like a gheko!
COME ON SOLLY MAN!
 
I just got back from meal and its was lush.
4 different dishes and loads of rice.
I got told off for using the chop sticks wrong, O well. she all ways yell at me about them. lol


Still nothing from solly?slack mate. :(.
May be tomorrow? :)

What you doing to Mr V?

Damo, whats theses alloys?
S4s? you know erm........I forgot his name, that bloke. He'll have them.
 
Evening chaps.
Hope ya'l had a good weekend
Mine was alright, chilled and slept in alot, bought some detailing supplies and went out for food alot, saw some crazy weird film sat night called kill list, was mental, spontaneous choice after going for a meal with gf and mates.
Washed the car today, it looks pretty well :) struggling to find a good interior cleaner tho, id like a spray or wipes that smell really good, i did think about fabreezing the whole interior and. wiping, i usually use it on carpets u see and its really nice.
Caught up with a mate tonight and dabbled wuth his s14. Also pretty much split up with my gf tonight lol.
All in all, quite eventful.

Also, westy, is it bedford autodrome your going?
Just reading an old mag, EVO mag, and they test all the cars on that track and the times are in the back section, would be great to see how your car compares to some modern stuff.
 
Morning peeps. Selling the 17'" avus Scott. Was going to keep em fir winters but can't be assed swapping over plies I'd need some spacers so I'm just going to move them on I'd I can.

What interior you got Karl?? Race glaze been said to be good. Iv not tried it yet but will be getting some soon.

What on today guys? Think I'm up a ladder all day again, boooooo
 
Race glaze is good but I think gliptone liquid leather is better.
I've used both and went back to gliptone.

I'm thinking of some winter wheels but can't make my mind up what I want.
The misses said she moan if I buy a set. so thats ok, makes my life quieter. lol

Random question for you all.
Why is a Sea Lion called a sea lion?
Is it cause he's in the sea?
If thats the case why is the other lion, not called a land lion?
Also, which was named first and why was the second one named a lion since its no resembalence to the lion?

I found a place that will let you swim with sea lions, I'm so fecking there. Rock!!
 
And who was the first person to call somebody Bill? I don't get how Bill is short for William, because surely Bill would be short for Billiam?
 
morning all!
damo, why do you spend lots of time up a ladder mate? whats that all about?
you do realise were getting the **** end of a hurricane today dont you? could be a bit lairy that!
i am looking after the little one today, so a day of cbeebies it is for me then! ( i hope katy is on)
 
Chezney, I agree. Katy FTW!!

And as for who did what first...who first decided that milk from a cow would be good to drink?! Some frisky gentleman no doubt.

I am tired today, had to work until 4am at home, and im in manchester already. 2hrs sleep isn't too good :(
 
16Klappe said:
And who was the first person to call somebody Bill? I don't get how Bill is short for William, because surely Bill would be short for Billiam?
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And why is **** short for richard?

chezney said:
i am looking after the little one today, so a day of cbeebies it is for me then! ( i hope katy is on)
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Katy P?
 
Morning.

I guess she made the final decision scott but id suggested it and pushed her to it. Ah well

Westy, my minger aint too shiney now, ****** it down last night so itl be covered in water bead marks later :( booo.
Try and time your laps, I think the slowest cars they tested were 172's that did a 1min 32 lap, all in the back of evo mag anyway.

Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.
 
Morning.

I guess she made the final decision scott but id suggested it and pushed her to it. Ah well

Westy, my minger aint too shiney now, ****** it down last night so itl be covered in water bead marks later :( booo.
Try and time your laps, I think the slowest cars they tested were 172's that did a 1min 32 lap, all in the back of evo mag anyway.

Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.
 
16Klappe said:
And who was the first person to call somebody Bill? I don't get how Bill is short for William, because surely Bill would be short for Billiam?
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yes interesting that one, what gets me miffed is, why is c%*t such a nasty word?
my wife and possibly every female i know absolutely hate it!
some blokes hate it too, the mods dont like it either and generally is the naughtiest of all swear words, but why?
fanny is acceptable but not the c word! wierd!
i love it! what a fantastic swear word! (but not on the forum)
and to make matters worse its used all the time but in a different context which is acceptable! such as, what COUNTRY you going to on your holidays? or what COUNTRY is that?
ah ha! think about that.....................................................................
 
superkarl said:
Morning.

I guess she made the final decision scott but id suggested it and pushed her to it. Ah well

Westy, my minger aint too shiney now, ****** it down last night so itl be covered in water bead marks later :( booo.
Try and time your laps, I think the slowest cars they tested were 172's that did a 1min 32 lap, all in the back of evo mag anyway.

Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.
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You're not that bothered by it then?
Time to move on and up?

Get the seats done by a pro and then just maintain them your self, its really easy. I've not done mine for a couple of weeks, I need to get back on it and give them a good wipe down. I love the leather smell.

Autoglym interior cleaner is really good and smells nice.

chezney said:
yes interesting that one, what gets me miffed is, why is c%*t such a nasty word?
my wife and possibly every female i know absolutely hate it!
some blokes hate it too, the mods dont like it either and generally is the naughtiest of all swear words, but why?
fanny is acceptable but not the c word! wierd!
i love it! what a fantastic swear word! (but not on the forum)
and to make matters worse its used all the time but in a different context which is acceptable! such as, what COUNTRY you going to on your holidays? or what COUNTRY is that?
ah ha! think about that.....................................................................
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True, like all other swear words. who said they are bad?
Its only words, words don't hurt. (check out George Carlin).

I use to fun Continental tyres on my motor bike and I painted the the word white but only did half the O so it looked like a U. :)

chezney said:
thats the lady! hot hot hot! katy ashworth
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crazy88 said:
No, Katy from "I can cook" of course! If katy P was a presenter on cbeebies it's all i'd ever watch.
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Who?
Link, images? Pictures?

Any one remember the fit semi-asian looking boot on ITV kids show?
 
Morning Dave and solly,

Since monday is dull crap and everyone generally hates it.
I think we should change it to a TNA Monday. and get some pictures up to cheer us all up.
 
16Klappe said:
How much are they Damo, what sort of condition and what tires? I want :D
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I'm going to see if I can get £250 dude. They got kuhmo spt's on, 4.0mm fronts 4.5 mm rears. They will need a refurb though.
Is it the job int today ??

chezney said:
morning all!
damo, why do you spend lots of time up a ladder mate? whats that all about?
you do realise were getting the **** end of a hurricane today dont you? could be a bit lairy that!
i am looking after the little one today, so a day of cbeebies it is for me then! ( i hope katy is on)
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I'm a perv :thumbsup:
Na im in comm's and on the *** end of a 500 cat6 install. So tie strapping cable all day. Boooooo
In that the chick with one arm?? You know you would!!

superkarl said:
Morning.
I guess she made the final'
Damo ive got black leather, i was gonna get seats done by a pro for 50 quid each. I want somwthing for all the plastics that smells good, so might juat attack everything with febreeE and give it a good wipe down.
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Might have somat to do with you telling her to F off!! The other night haha.
You and crazy will have to hook up for a game of soggy biscuit ;) no pussy getting
That race glaze stuff is fir , ment to be really good. Is frebreeeeeeez any good on Plastics??
 
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16Klappe said:
Nice work Solly :thumbsup:

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Yes Damo, 3pm eeeek!

Got any pictures?
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Iv got my eyes crosses for ya bro ;)
I took some last night, I'll bang em up later. Nothing you ain't seen before just a half battered set of avus lol

Solly!! you never been on a big job? Them pics are almost as gay as Yr motor haha loving titti mountain though hahaha
 
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damo.h said:
Iv got my eyes crosses for ya bro ;)
I took some last night, I'll bang em up later. Nothing you ain't seen before just a half battered set of avus lol

Solly!! you never been on a big job? Them pics are almost as gay as Yr motor haha loving titti mountain though hahaha
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whats a big job? :) lol i took about 15... my car is'nt gay :)
 
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