ASN's Pub

[ScottD3]

Long story, basically f*** knows how but my center caps were held on by magic. Heres the thread -

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/a3-s3-...t-get-center-caps-off-no-im-not-******-2.html

I've removed the center caps on 100's of Audi's, I've taken the center caps off S4 wheels tens of times. But for some reason my own WOULD NOT budge. Prawn tried it at his birthday party the other week, ended up breaking his nails and walking away uttering about Jewish magic or some crap.

Haha.
******!!

I've had issues removing centre caps from old BMWs.
but that was metal centre caps that kind of rusted themselvs on to the wheels.

 

[Westy]

Makes you feel healthy apparently. My immune has dropped and I felt my body crashing again on a couple of ocasions last week so the strife is forcing them down my Gregory peck!



Jardo are they s4's 17" or s3's ?? I need 1x centre cap and ring thanks to the guys at awesome putting it on upside down and loosing it on way home

Damo, I have 2 centre caps but they just dont have the audi badge in the middle. Do you need a centre cap or just the badge, or both?

 

[Reesy]

Jardo are they s4's 17" or s3's ?? I need 1x centre cap and ring thanks to the guys at awesome putting it on upside down and loosing it on way home

I think they are Avus III reps mate, in 17'' guise

 

[ScottD3]

Makes you feel healthy apparently. My immune has dropped and I felt my body crashing again on a couple of ocasions last week so the strife is forcing them down my Gregory peck!

Your northan, you're not alowed to use ryhming slang, thats for the Cockneys!!
I got more right to use it than you northan monkeys!!



I need some new alloys.
Hello Inheritance, hello HR3s.

 

[16Klappe]

Haha, they are S4 wheels but in 17. Never seen another set before.

I need a whole new set of center caps for them, but I'm going to buy genuine Audi ones after this fiasco. Then if they don't come off I can drive it into service and make them take them off, buggers!

 

[Reesy]

Your northan, you're not alowed to use ryhming slang, thats for the Cockneys!!
I got more right to use it than you northan monkeys!!



I need some new alloys.
Hello Inheritance, hello HR3s.

This man knows his onions, norverners ave rosie lee, we have cockney rhyming slang...

I apologise for posting that campavant pic and getting you obsessed with these rims

 

[ScottD3]

This man knows his onions, norverners ave rosie lee, we have cockney rhyming slang...

I apologise for posting that campavant pic and getting you obsessed with these rims

My nan is from south/east london and has a bit of cockney accent when she talks (She lived in bristol for the last 30-40 years) but when ever she gets angry the cockney gets worse, the ryhming slang comes out and I run away scared. lol

Damn you Reesy, I want them alloys but I cant really spend £1500 on a set of alloys with no tyres.
Not in the current state of my car and I'm not even 100% sure they will fit.

 

[Reesy]

My nan is from south/east london and has a bit of cockney accent when she talks (She lived in bristol for the last 30-40 years) but when ever she gets angry the cockney gets worse, the ryhming slang comes out and I run away scared. lol

Damn you Reesy, I want them alloys but I cant really spend £1500 on a set of alloys with no tyres.
Not in the current state of my car and I'm not even 100% sure they will fit.

We know they fit, as we have all seen the pics..
Just do it, and get the tyres gradually, and keep rolling on the standards until then

I normally find my south east accent comes out most when I'm arand uver suverners..

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Gone Fishing

 

[ScottD3]

We know they fit, as we have all seen the pics..
Just do it, and get the tyres gradually, and keep rolling on the standards until then

I normally find my south east accent comes out most when I'm arand uver suverners..

True. I am tempted but I can't.........................I dont know...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
No, I must sort out the bushes, suspension and paint work first.

My sister moved to Kent bout 2-3 years ago and she's picked it up really strong, its not mixed in with her bristolian. which is the best accent ever.

Gone Fishing

Nice. link?

 

[sportstractor]

Rob was telling me that the car was sh!te and he didn't care about it anyway! He was full of enthusiasm and had bought 10 laps! He didn't even complete 1 lol.

Haaaaahahaha excellent.

When I went with them, rob decided to go rally round the campsite and ****ed his gearbox...

 

[Reesy]

Gone Fishing

not much I dont think.
I'm trying my hand at fishing. I don't think i've got the casting down though.

 

[sportstractor]

Haha, they are S4 wheels but in 17. Never seen another set before.

I need a whole new set of center caps for them, but I'm going to buy genuine Audi ones after this fiasco. Then if they don't come off I can drive it into service and make them take them off, buggers!

Jar do I keep telling you there just s3 wheels, stop pretending there downsized s4 reps

 

[ScottD3]

And my DV post has just turned in to another PUB. lol

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Nice. link?

I've joined your fishing competition.
Have to think up a decent one for the 8P crowd next week.

 

[Reesy]

And my DV post has just turned in to another PUB. lol

I'm going to stop posting in there, to try and increase your chances of getting a bite

 

[ScottD3]

I've joined your fishing competition.
Have to think up a decent one for the 8P crowd next week.

Got it.

This pub needs more A4 owners!!

 

[Reesy]

Got it.

This pub needs more A4 owners!!

I think A4 owners are more mature then us A3 owners (For mature, see boring)

 

[damo.h]

Damo, I have 2 centre caps but they just dont have the audi badge in the middle. Do you need a centre cap or just the badge, or both?

Just the centres badge and black ring, I had a conv with some guy with grey hair at ADI. He said he had some so I wrapped his grill in exchange for them.... Turns out he saw me coming, pulled my pants down and had me over..........

Your northan, you're not alowed to use ryhming slang, thats for the Cockneys!!
I got more right to use it than you northan monkeys!!



I need some new alloys.
Hello Inheritance, hello HR3s.

Do it vamp the camavant then get a respray... No wait what am I saying wrap the thing
As for the rhyming I don't know where it comes from? Probably cos I read all reesy's post in a Lee Evans styley

Haha, they are S4 wheels but in 17. Never seen another set before.

I need a whole new set of center caps for them, but I'm going to buy genuine Audi ones after this fiasco. Then if they don't come off I can drive it into service and make them take them off, buggers!

So that's £200 right there lol any of them badges and rings going spare?
Maybe you'd of had more luck if you had some actual tools, or where you buttering bread at the rd side ahhhaaaaa

 

[16Klappe]

Jar do I keep telling you there just s3 wheels, stop pretending there downsized s4 reps

No, they are REAL 17" S4 reps you smelly Jew!

Prawns wheels and our wheels -

I did have proper tools, I had the Audi removal key, I had loads of skinny screw drivers and pry pars, a couple of hook ended allen keys and a load of coat hangers. Silly cars.

 

[ScottD3]

I think A4 owners are more mature then us A3 owners (For mature, see boring)

You might be right there..........Does that mean I'm breaking the mould?

 

[Westy]

Just the centres badge and black ring, I had a conv with some guy with grey hair at ADI. He said he had some so I wrapped his grill in exchange for them.... Turns out he saw me coming, pulled my pants down and had me over..........

It was Audi's In The Park, and that was an honest mistake on my part

 

[Reesy]

Just the centres badge and black ring, I had a conv with some guy with grey hair at ADI. He said he had some so I wrapped his grill in exchange for them.... Turns out he saw me coming, pulled my pants down and had me over..........

Do it vamp the camavant then get a respray... No wait what am I saying wrap the thing
As for the rhyming I don't know where it comes from? Probably cos I read all reesy's post in a Lee Evans styley

Gotta watch them oldies mate, they have years of experience in turning people over to get what they want..

If you're going to read my posts like that, I'd prefer Danny Dyer or Bricktop. Damo, do you even do a Burgundy wrap?

 

[ScottD3]

Just the centres badge and black ring, I had a conv with some guy with grey hair at ADI. He said he had some so I wrapped his grill in exchange for them.... Turns out he saw me coming, pulled my pants down and had me over.......... [/quote[
And you enjoyed it?

Do it vamp the camavant then get a respray... No wait what am I saying wrap the thing
As for the rhyming I don't know where it comes from? Probably cos I read all reesy's post in a Lee Evans styley

Wrap it? Never!!...............May be.

Lee Evans is from bristol.

 

[Reesy]

No, they are REAL 17" S4 reps you smelly Jew!

Prawns wheels and our wheels -

I did have proper tools, I had the Audi removal key, I had loads of skinny screw drivers and pry pars, a couple of hook ended allen keys and a load of coat hangers. Silly cars.

I'm sure they are real S4 wheels, but they look smaller, or are they just further away I know they are 17's, by the way.

 

[Reesy]

some guy with grey hair at ADI.He saw me coming, pulled my pants down and had me over..........

Did you wrap it first?

 

[Solly]

off topic one sec, is it classed as cheating if i meet this girl tonight? + im 21 and shes 17 is that bad?

 

[damo.h]

It was Audi's In The Park, and that was an honest mistake on my part

God damn iPhone always trying to tell me what to say lol,

Yeh course it was mate cough'dodgy as **** this guy'cough

I'm sure they are real S4 wheels, but they look smaller, or are they just further away I know they are 17's, by the way.

They did early s4's in 17" didn't they

 

[Reesy]

off topic one sec, is it classed as cheating if i meet this girl tonight? + im 21 and shes 17 is that bad?

Are you meeting her to deposit a load of parts, or just to deposit your load? 1st is acceptable, 2nd is also acceptable if she is hot!

 

[Westy]

God damn iPhone always trying to tell me what to say lol,

Yeh course it was mate cough'dodgy as **** this guy'cough

They did early s4's in 17" didn't they

The Early S4s had the same wheels as the S3s.

 

[Reesy]

They did early s4's in 17" didn't they

They were the same style as the S3 wheels, just 5x112 as far as I know..
EDIT: Westy beat me to it.

 

[ScottD3]

off topic one sec, is it classed as cheating if i meet this girl tonight? + im 21 and shes 17 is that bad?

Do you have a GF?

 

[ScottD3]

Are you meeting her to deposit a load of parts, or just to deposit your load? 1st is acceptable, 2nd is also acceptable if she is hot!

Don't forget images are requiered as well.

 

[Reesy]

Do you have a GF?

I think Damo is seeing her baps on the way to ADI..

 

[damo.h]

off topic one sec, is it classed as cheating if i meet this girl tonight? + im 21 and shes 17 is that bad?

is it Yr sister ??

 

[16Klappe]

They aren't *real* S4 wheels, but they are 17" S4 replicas.

 

[Reesy]

is it Yr sister ??

I don't think he's from Norfolk, therefore there is norfolking chance that he will be dating his sister tonight.

 

[Solly]

Are you meeting her to deposit a load of parts, or just to deposit your load? 1st is acceptable, 2nd is also acceptable if she is hot!

i think that wil lmost probably happen if she likes the make and model of the parts...

Do you have a GF?

yeah thats why i said is it bad?

Don't forget images are requiered as well.

lol haha

I think Damo is seeing her baps on the way to ADI..

yes that is true ive yet to as kher to come ive gotta ask

is it Yr sister ??

no its not u c*ck lol but she is 17 the same age :/

 

[Reesy]

i think that wil lmost probably happen if she likes the make and model of the parts...

I bet she's only coming around for a haircut.Have you broken it to her that you won't be cutting her hair, as you're not actually a hair dresser?

 

[Westy]

Pics or none of this even exists, let alone happened, is about to happen, or will ever happen