9 ways guys pee..

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[Sock]

Haha quality!

 

[Sarah's A3]

lol, you nutter! Just do No7, alot less cleaning!!!!!! lol

 

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I couldn't tell you the last time I did a No. 7 pee.

No. 9's do my head in though, especially when it goes on your shoes (or the shoes of the person standing at the next urinal!)

 

[ScottD3]

No. 9 Is really annoying.
Made worse by sneezing.

 

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No. 9 Is really annoying.
Made worse by sneezing.

Sneezing while peeing always causes a No. 6 for me.
Sometimes even a combination of 3, 4, 8 & 9.
It can be carnage.

 

[Dane]

 

[Sock]

The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'

Every man for himself on that one!

 

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Another one that's missing..........

The STD pee... aka 'The Flame Thrower'.
Or at least it feels like that. Allegedly.

 

[Sock]

And the middle of the night pee,

Eyes shut and just hope for the sound of hitting the water instead of the carpet!

 

[Sock]

It's about time I was able to use my incontinence for something funny!

 

[DaveA3]

lol quality stuff.

 

[auroan]

Don't forget the morning glory pee... where it goes 5 foot up the bathroom wall.

 

[shaz]

lol

 

[sidibear]

The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'
!

Yep, the ability to defy the laws of physics and fluid dynamics by converting a single fluid opening into something that can hit the water in the bowl, the seat, the cistern, the carpet, your knees and your scrotum in one swift "****, can't stop it" moment.

 

[Westy_A3T]

The after sex pee is No.7