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AAAAAAARGH! I just dropped one of my MTM rims!, ok, I didn't actually drop it, but a big gust of wind just blew it over on my drive and it landed with the spokes facing down and now all scratched up! :(

DAAAAAMN!

And to top it off, my S3 won't start!... not having a good weekend at all.
 
happy daze for chez!
just booked up a holiday next year for me, the wife and the little lady for a week away to ibiza! all inclusive!
all paid for including the airport parking at newcastle! i love you mastercard:rock:
 
my word jojo! thats a kick in the nuts mate! will it not polish up?
t cut has many uses!

Unfortunately not, I had to move them out the way to get to my S3, and when I turned around, I heard it fall over, and my heart sank! Picked it up, it's chipped up the powder coat finish, the tyres on an 8.5" rim doesn't offer much protection at all.
Gonna try and get one singular rim refurbed and prey they get the colour matched! Only did 220 miles in them! lol
 
dave! that thread you started has been closed! WTF!
was quite funny at times, and when i finally got time to read it all i was going to answer your question but tell paddy a joke, such as "paddy walks into a bar, ouch that was one of daves stainless steel bars" but missed my chance! doh!
think that would have been quality had i of said it and the thread were not closed!
never mind, where the **** is everybody?????????????????????????????????/
 
dave! that thread you started has been closed! WTF!
was quite funny at times, and when i finally got time to read it all i was going to answer your question but tell paddy a joke, such as "paddy walks into a bar, ouch that was one of daves stainless steel bars" but missed my chance! doh!
think that would have been quality had i of said it and the thread were not closed!
never mind, where the **** is everybody?????????????????????????????????/

Oh my sides are splitting .

Now sit down and think why your thread was shut ? its going to be taxing but give it a try. Maybe even ask what ever sits in you pink child seat......probably got more F*cking brains than you.
 
Where are the bouncers when you need them,? grow up paddywack...

What ? grow up like "paddys going to walk into a S/S bar held by you" ....lol

I realise now the pink child seat is his.....the car must be his dads...lol You want humour ? You couldn't begin to understand my humour. People like you and you silly chums set out to wind people up on their threads ! you even admit it above ! then you boo when people get fed up with your childish games. Faction one created a ****** good Audi site...he also created or tolerates a pub section to keep the idiots with no lives happy and off the the serious threads. You want to play silly sods..post here, you want to mess up the threads where people are friendly and help each other out with Audi related problems..then expect to see your threads deleted. ...simple...even for you.:kiss:
 
Paddy t, t, t, You just carnt leave it can you? you go crying to Admin and the thread gets shut , well done...:applaus:

Plus i can say ive not seen humour in your posts yet or am i missing something?:p
 
Nope, i Wont mess anybodys thread up, it was my thread you messed up....anyway its finished now, so run along...

Damn, you beat me to it. It was your thread, and you asked a question, but someone on here didn't like the response..

Just a shame you have people coming in here and ruining Scott's thread
 
This guy is reeeaaallly sad.

Anyway, speaking of stainleass tie bars dave.....:) i neeeeeeed them, i even took my back end to bits for the hell of it today, just to see how to fit them etc etc
 
This guy is reeeaaallly sad.

Anyway, speaking of stainleass tie bars dave.....:) i neeeeeeed them, i even took my back end to bits for the hell of it today, just to see how to fit them etc etc
Back end of next week for yours Karl i did say 3 weeks, lol if i can get them to you sooner i sure will.....:icon_thumright:
 
Back end of next week for yours Karl i did say 3 weeks, lol if i can get them to you sooner i sure will.....:icon_thumright:

Perhaps you should spend less time being an A**ehole on an Audi Forum, starting/ruining honest audi owners threads and more time sorting out Karls TieBars.. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
 
Perhaps you should spend less time being an A**ehole on an Audi Forum, and more time sorting out Karls TieBars.. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:lmfao:

I wish, im tied into a contract with a motorsport shop and have to deliver 30 units a week with bad clauses if i fail, but they sell them for near £300..and sell them...
so we can deliver around 5 units a week to ASN members and there is a big waiting list.....:blink:
 
:) I know mate im just really eager, too eager in fact, i broke my xenon lwvel sensor in the process today, i was thinking why the hell wont this extend all t he way down, one push down on the hub and 'snap' :(p doh
 
:lmfao:

I wish, im tied into a contract with a motorsport shop and have to deliver 30 units a week with bad clauses if i fail, but they sell them for near £300..and sell them...
so we can deliver around 5 units a week to ASN members and there is a big waiting list.....:blink:
I'm sure you're very busy Dave.. Can you divulge what these 'units' are?

I can imagine their being a large waiting list. when it's gone down a bit, perhaps you could modify the tie bars to target the 8P section!
 
I'm sure you're very busy Dave.. Can you divulge what these 'units' are?

I can imagine their being a large waiting list. when it's gone down a bit, perhaps you could modify the tie bars to target the 8P section!
Ahh Paddy would be at the front of the queue naturally

Just a pair of tie bars mate 1 unit = 2 tiebars,

I have to make propper bars inbetween......;) i would give you a link but not sure its a good idea yet....
 
Hello girls, my we've been busy!

Reesy if your serious about an s3 drop me a pm and we can have a chat ;)
 
Morning!

back to reality I really must try and get shed loads done today.