ASN's Pub

[Welly]

I hate you welly!!!

Don't spoil my perfect friday by bragging about yours!

Sorry

 

[Solly]

I've not had any pasty all week due to the river being red.... She's off out to the local beer fesitval tonight with her mates, so she will be hammered when she gets home....

And we all know what that means....

One in the bum, no harm done!?

beet me too it god dammit , jsut use my excuse oh i slipt might as well carry on now ey

 

[crazy88]

Sorry

I'm just jealous!

How's the house coming along mate? When you planning on moving in?

 

[Westy]

beet me too it god dammit , jsut use my excuse oh i slipt might as well carry on now ey

I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!

 

[s3dave]

I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!

Was you cutting onions?....

 

[Westy]

Was you cutting onions?....

She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck

 

[s3dave]

She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck

mm or cm?......

 

[Solly]

I slipped one in the wrongun once and it brought tears to her eyes!

i was gonna say tears of joy most probably did you offer her a complimentry tissue?

 

[Westy]

mm or cm?......

She's not that small!

 

[Westy]

i was gonna say tears of joy most probably did you offer her a complimentry tissue?

It was not joy, It was tears of shock I think!

 

[Solly]

She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck

dont put your self down mate some are born with one some arnt

 

[ScottD3]

She's only a size 6 and even that is small for my tiny c0ck

It freaks me out when you see their belly move on small women.

Crazy, if it makes you feel any better, I won't get any this weekend. The joys of having family down.

 

[Solly]

It was not joy, It was tears of shock I think!

shock of enjoyment most probably my ex used to prefer it but my gf atm ive done it once and i dont think shes interseted in it any more

 

[ScottD3]

dont put your self down mate some are born with one some arnt

It's not all about size.
Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.

 

[ScottD3]

Random time.

I got a boot of hacked up body parts.
Cool!!

 

[Solly]

It freaks me out when you see their belly move on small women.

Crazy, if it makes you feel any better, I won't get any this weekend. The joys of having family down.

i was gonan say turns me on if anything .

yeah but scott when there gone all hell is going to break loose?

 

[Solly]

It's not all about size.
Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.

tried and tested

 

[s3dave]

shock of enjoyment most probably my ex used to prefer it but my gf atm ive done it once and i dont think shes interseted in it any more

At least you dont get a slap........

any course fishing after lunch?

 

[Jay A3]

It's not all about size.
Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.

Coming from the guy whose sig reckons his is an elephant

 

[s3dave]

It's not all about size.
Horses are huge but I don't think they are any good in bed.

True a whales **** is as big as my drive, and i bet thats ****e in bed.....

 

[Westy]

At least you dont get a slap........

any course fishing after lunch?

Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.

 

[ScottD3]

i was gonan say turns me on if anything .

yeah but scott when there gone all hell is going to break loose?

***** ain't walking right. Lol

 

[ScottD3]

Coming from the guy whose sig reckons his is an elephant

Haha, is that not in quotes?
I was quoting someone else.

 

[Reesy]

Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.

Westy, it's your turn today..

 

[s3dave]

Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.

What about tyre pressures...... my mountain bike is 45psi so the s3 should be double easy because of the added weight.....

 

[Reesy]

What about tyre pressures...... my mountain bike is 45psi so the s3 should be double easy because of the added weight.....

We came to the conclusion that 173psi was the best

 

[Westy]

why dont we bring up the old DV debate again. Noobs can get involved then. One of us should post that we have just bought a split R DV and we are seeing 10bhp increase

 

[Jay A3]

Haha, is that not in quotes?
I was quoting someone else.

An elephant never forgets, so my **** remembers everything

Now its in a quote done by you, you sure it was someone else?

 

[ScottD3]

My AC was running hot so I put coolant in to help it keep cool.
It's now leaking coolant.
I used the g12+++ coolant, was I meant to use g12 like it says on my coolant bottle?

 

[Reesy]

Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear

 

[ScottD3]

Now its in a quote done by you, you sure it was someone else?

Lol Yup.
It's lyrics from a song.

Along with
My **** is made of carrots, I got bunnys that need feeding.

 

[ScottD3]

Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear

Diverted or dump?

 

[crazy88]

I want to join in!! Where do you go fishing? What section?

 

[Reesy]

Diverted or dump?

Is it important?

 

[Reesy]

I want to join in!! Where do you go fishing? What section?

Have a look in the 8L section at 'S3 query' and 'seriously baffling problem' and the 8p section 'cabriolet problems'

 

[ScottD3]

Is it important?

Dunno.
I'll post a dump restaurant question in the 8l section?

 

[s3dave]

dump so you will get all the throw it in the bin answers...

 

[Solly]

At least you dont get a slap........

any course fishing after lunch?

a salp on the **** i would like thou, yay i love fishing !!

True a whales **** is as big as my drive, and i bet thats ****e in bed.....

u must have a big drive ?

Yes but we need to use better bait. Lets draft up a post to catch some noobs.

we need to think of something belivable this time lol

***** ain't walking right. Lol

ahahah

Westy, it's your turn today..

+1

We came to the conclusion that 173psi was the best

+1

 

[Sandra]

Mcd's was good. Looks like i have few posts to catch up on though.

 

[Solly]

Scott should post saying he's has bought a DV but it doesn't make a noise when he changes gear

wha

what do you mean by dv