ASN's Pub

Ads (formerly aythree) said:
Good to be back Sandra :yes:

I would read back to see what I've missed but it's about 20 pages!

A brief summary anyone??
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Sandra is the same, happy go lucky person who just bought a place for her son.

Reesy and Damo, spends way to much time talking **** erotic stuff.

Smudge, is a glutton for punishment with his ex but has some mad Austin powers mojo.

Dane, can't make his mind up bout his car.

Westy, is going by silver fox, there is also a possibility of him dieing his hair (or did I miss read that?)

Reesy, loves S4 alloys a little to much. We're not allowed to talk about insurance around him.

Crazy, still not getting any but his new freshly decorated bed room might help. It's stunning.

Welly, now owns a house and doing some hardcore DIY on it.

I got a bit to drunk last weekend.
I'm slowly building my suspension parts up for an overall in the next month.

Got some new pub members.

I think that's it. Did I miss any one or any thing?
 
Mustn't forget that when around Scott DO not sing or mention the words: Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.

Sorry scott, couldn't resist!
 
Hey scott, i choked with the cold. Thanx for your kind words, made me smile.Good luck in Bristol. We will all miss you tmrw, lol.
 
Bedtime is hours away yet. Im so choked i know i wont sleep.
 
scott b5 said:
Sandra is the same, happy go lucky person who just bought a place for her son.

Reesy and Damo, spends way to much time talking **** erotic stuff.

Smudge, is a glutton for punishment with his ex but has some mad Austin powers mojo.

Dane, can't make his mind up bout his car.

Westy, is going by silver fox, there is also a possibility of him dieing his hair (or did I miss read that?)

Reesy, loves S4 alloys a little to much. We're not allowed to talk about insurance around him.

Crazy, still not getting any but his new freshly decorated bed room might help. It's stunning.

Welly, now owns a house and doing some hardcore DIY on it.

I got a bit to drunk last weekend.
I'm slowly building my suspension parts up for an overall in the next month.

Got some new pub members.

I think that's it. Did I miss any one or any thing?
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I would 'thank' you for all that but I can't, I'm using tapatalk.

But thanks.
 
Ads (formerly aythree) said:
Speaking of pasties.... Did you noticing anything on your bank statement from a couple of weeks back? :sly:
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I did! I originally checked the monies had appeared from my phone which didn't show the pasty smashing reference. But I checked my bank last week and saw it. I proper laughed and laura was in the room, and asked why. I couldn't bring myself to tell her so just made a lie up :)

Pasty smashing is the future. :)
 
crazy88 said:
I did! I originally checked the monies had appeared from my phone which didn't show the pasty smashing reference. But I checked my bank last week and saw it. I proper laughed and laura was in the room, and asked why. I couldn't bring myself to tell her so just made a lie up :)

Pasty smashing is the future. :)
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My mate sent a holiday payment to another mate with the reference (Gay Porn DVDs). The friend then had an online banking issue which meant he had to phone his bank. They went through the recent transactions on his account and apparently the guy on the other end of the phone couldn't read this one out and was shocked haha.
 
haha, that's brilliant. Next time I transfer money to someone it's getting a sexual reference in the hope that they have to contact their bank in the near future.
 
Good morning lady's and gents! How are we all today? What a miserable morning it is here

Sorry Dave but that is one dilemma!
 
s3dave said:
Morning guys...
Been mountain biking over the weekend and got a sore ***....any tips to stop it hurting....lol
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It's all about padded shorts and a gel seat Dave. Oh and the more you ride, the more your *** gets used to it. That sounds soooo wrong!

Jay A3 said:
Good morning lady's and gents! How are we all today? What a miserable morning it is here
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Morning Jay, It feels like its about November!
 
Just gotta do it more Dave! lol.

I cycle quite a bit at the moment and it killed for the first few weeks, but to quote Me, Myself and Irene "Over the years my *** has taken a pounding" so I am used to it, lol.
 
W3sty and crazy, didnt sleep good. If anythijng cold is worse this morning. Nearly no voice today, ear is sore as well. Busy day as usual, Morning jay.
 
W3STY said:
It's all about padded shorts and a gel seat Dave. Oh and the more you ride, the more your *** gets used to it. That sounds soooo wrong!
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Agree, great topic to start the morning though

Morning Jay said:
Very True Westy, my gf literally had to kick and roll me out of bed this morning to go work! So cold
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I just seen a weather report, looks like some of you guys going to get some proper bad rain, and here was me thinkng it was still summer.
 
Sandra said:
W3sty and crazy, didnt sleep good. If anythijng cold is worse this morning. Nearly no voice today, ear is sore as well. Busy day as usual, Morning jay.
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Morning Sandra, hope you get over your cold soon, drink plenty of water and fresh orange juice.
 
Thanks Jay. I hate having the cold, especially in the summer. The weather here hasnt made up its mind what to do,
 
Mornin'

thanks for the brief summary scott, I found it useful too lol

another day of flicking through pistonheads awaits.
 
Dane said:
Mornin'

thanks for the brief summary scott, I found it useful too lol

another day of flicking through pistonheads awaits.
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Your either bored or on the hunt for something Dane, which is it?
 
I'm going through waves of yeah BT is a good idea and wow look what I could get if I spent that on buying a car lol
 
Morning westy, crazy, jay, sandra and john wayne...... ;)

as said dave the more you ride the more yr *** can take it

bit overcast here but ment to lash it down later, boooo

in the office again today so if this site goes down again im taking legal action!!!

What we got on today peoples ???
 
Morning Damo, i got trip to glasgow, then trip to lawyers this afternoon. Looks like it may rain here, its really warm though.
 
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Good morning to you Damo...stuck in office as always doing estimates today. spending most of my day on here too.
 
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