ASN's Pub

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That would be a 'sneak out quickly' moment.

But then again, if she looked as good as she did during the day, I don't think I'd care.
 
It's ****** miles away!!!! I doubt i'll be doing that. Can I just claim i'll still be decorating to have a decent excuse?
 
That would be a 'sneak out quickly' moment.

But then again, if she looked as good as she did during the day, I don't think I'd care.

Just shag her when she's fully glammed up and don't fall a sleep.


Yup, so i've read. He's also on the list.
 
The old beast will be going to ADI, but don't expect too much, the car's not quite up to your boys standard.

I'm similar to my dad, like to have the car clean, but I'd rather be thrashing it than I would washing it.
 
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Knock out Russell brand then root Katy P.


Two Birds, One Jonny :icon_thumright:

Don't be an ar5e, wrap your car(s)?
 
I'm going around the circuit again, it really helps you figure out where the limits are. I shall be taking a full tank of WM too :)
 
I need a few more normal track days first I think before going to Nurburgring
 
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Afternoon all, will need a read to see what i missed
 
Mmm, the fat woman is really gross, guess the sister could look a bit like katy p.
Smudge, ditch the witch, if you were still in love with her you wouldnt be seeing johdi.
 
Raining here and cold, grockel boat has just gone by - not a nice day for sightseeing on the River Hamble.
 
Sorry you got rain paul and w3sty, its warm and sunny. Paul didnt mean to dislike, damn phone, lol.
 
Overcast here, but still no rain, sorry westy.

Pubs gone downhill if we're talking about the weather:blahblah1:
 
Sorry you got rain paul and w3sty, its warm and sunny. Paul didnt mean to dislike, damn phone, lol.
Well the garden could do with some rain and I'm stuck in the office anyway, as long as it is dry at the weekend.
Don't worry Sandra I won't take it to heart - :icon_thumright:
 
Good news guys. Got my written acceptance on property. I know my son is going to be well pleased.
 
Burning my face sat on the bonnet eating mc D's here, almost had to put it down to be sick when I say a pic of KP. good job that fatty is so god damn fine. Revival ;)

Ok ok since last on its all gone oriental! The lads are after banging little and large and smudge looks like he has lost it sat in a box

Dane what time them wheels going to be fitted?? I wanna be the first to tell you they look ****e :lmfao:
Still can't forgive you for getting there first..... And don't think I ever will!!

Just been into the apple store, picked my target a lovely little Asian girl whome was very pleasant, turned on the old charm and bagged a free swap..... :rockwoot:

O iv still got it :lmfao:
 
Good news guys. Got my written acceptance on property. I know my son is going to be well pleased.
Can I get a woop woop :rockwoot:

Good thing I about buying up there is once excepted you can't be gazumpt. You go girl!!
 
Haha I was on it months ago, gloss black tarmacs would look suuuweeettt on yours dude.

The place closes at half 5 and thats when I finish so Ill be along to pick them tomorrow lunch and then get them fitted to the car with 15mm spacers on the rear and 10mm on the front and then take loads of pictures and whore them everywhere.
 
Just got hold of my son, he is well happy. Makes it all worthwhile.
 
Haha I was on it months ago, gloss black tarmacs would look suuuweeettt on yours dude.

The place closes at half 5 and thats when I finish so Ill be along to pick them tomorrow lunch and then get them fitted to the car with 15mm spacers on the rear and 10mm on the front and then take loads of pictures and whore them everywhere.

Yeh after seeing the drop in Pvw.... Soon as I saw Yr "new wheels post" I felt sick lol

Yr right the black would look amazing on mine dude but I dont wanna to take the shine off you, I'll wait till there as common as Reesy then go for some lol