I was so ready to be completely rid of her but she's wriggled her way back in
Didn't happen
Might be but some women **** me the **** off and you'r ex seems one of them sort.
You know the location of the thread for them to go then........................Wait, you still talk to her over web cam?
Ok, i may have worded that a little differently Scott, but i agree. Smudge, get with the programme, get rid, she caused you enough grief,Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
ps so much talk of hot naked chicks and no pics... you know the rules...
Send me something worthwhile and i may share it
Maybe.....
Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes :icon_thumright:
Smudge...you are mental mate! Absolutely crackers!!!
Lets move away from Sumdge's soap opera life, and read a bit of this:
âI'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,â she said. âA previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.
Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!
Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!
Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box!
agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!
Bit of a butterface!
Do you like my helmet?
Wait....wut?
I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!
Her clot mop must be like a car sponge
I did a real lol at work. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! My office thinks i'm odd as it is.
Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?
I DEFFO would....
Attractive.... Not....
Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?
I DEFFO would....
Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
Scott, are you doing some more spoons for ADI?
When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.