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I was so ready to be completely rid of her but she's wriggled her way back in
Strap on or chin dildo style?
smudge_don
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Didn't happen
Send me something worthwhile and i may share it
Might be but some women **** me the **** off and you'r ex seems one of them sort.
You know the location of the thread for them to go then........................Wait, you still talk to her over web cam?
Maybe.....
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Ok, i may have worded that a little differently Scott, but i agree. Smudge, get with the programme, get rid, she caused you enough grief,
You need zero contact with her, move on. She will eventually get the message. If you want things to work out with Jodhi you need to not be carrying on with ex at the same time. Sorry but you know im right.
^^ agreed
Think you'll find you did the wriggling Smudge dude.
Take jhodi into Ann summers they do some amazing little gifts, you'll also find out if she's up fir things that way you'll know if she's a keeper
Think you'll find you did the wriggling Smudge dude.
Take jhodi into Ann summers they do some amazing little gifts, you'll also find out if she's up fir things that way you'll know if she's a keeper
Smudge - Pics Of Mrs/EX Mrs Thread - You shouldn't have mentioned the pics and not expected this sort of reaction from a bunch of blokes :icon_thumright:
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Lets move away from Sumdge's soap opera life, and read a bit of this:
âI'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,â she said. âA previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.
Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!
âI'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,â she said. âA previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.
Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!
smudge_don
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Can't post them publically, i'd get banned quicker than a banned thing!!!
Just to confirm your statement, here's a pic of me at work today
smudge_don
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Lets move away from Sumdge's soap opera life, and read a bit of this:
âI'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,â she said. âA previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.
Susanne Eman's bid to be world's fattest woman: 52st mother of 2 is 'supersizing' | Mail Online My word she makes me horny!
Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!
Her sister Cassie isn't too bad!!!
agreed. But to be fair, if I was stood where her sister is I have full confidence that you'd want me more than that whale too!
smudge_don
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Your mondeo is well rubbish, it looks like a cardboard box!
Do you like my helmet?
Wait....wut?
trueI think she's probably a munter, but looks OK next to the blob
Do you like my helmet?
Wait....wut?
I daredn't say I do...you might want to shag me 4 times!!!
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Her clot mop must be like a car sponge
I doubt she even uses one. If she does she'll jaws of life to get it in.
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Attractive.... Not....
Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?
I DEFFO would....
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Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?
I DEFFO would....
Its that be cause she looks a bit like Katey P?
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Attractive.... Not....
Her sister is fine, what is the matter with you lot?
I DEFFO would....
Thank you!
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She just looks like a thin version of the fat one. They both lok a bit retarded.
I'd paper bag the thin one.
I'd paper bag the thin one.
Dane
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Lol it's all gone downhill chaps!
Just got back from ragging to and from Gloucester to drop my wheels off for tyre fitting. pretty much rinsed the £20 of vpower I put in yesterday
Just got back from ragging to and from Gloucester to drop my wheels off for tyre fitting. pretty much rinsed the £20 of vpower I put in yesterday
Yeah, most likely. I am in actual full blown love with Katy P. (Don't tell the missus)
Dane
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@ Katy P om nom nom
When is ADI? I should see whether i can prep the beast in time. If I manage to get her ready I might see whether I can get the car cleaned too.
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Nahh mate.
I'll let someone else do the spoons this year, Unless there is enough of a call for them.
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