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Its a touchy subject and I didnt want to give too much away, lol It's fecking amazing to suddenly have a little sister!

My bro and I have already planned our 'reggie' from bad boys 2 moment
 
That's ace dude!

Having only seen bad boys 2 recently I had no idea about the reggie scene. However, it's firmly in place as the no.1 thing for when the daughter brings her first boyfriend, lol.
 
I've got airsoft pistols and everything :) My bro and I aren't the smallest people in the world

It's strange, and slightly soppy, but it's the most awesome feeling to have a sister
 
Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm 6'3 also, and in 15 years I bet i'll be fat too, lol. So nice and imposing. :)

That's proper cool about the sister though, will you get chance to see her a lot more now?
 
Dane said:
I've got airsoft pistols and everything :) My bro and I aren't the smallest people in the world

It's strange, and slightly soppy, but it's the most awesome feeling to have a sister
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Sisters are awesome, sure you guys will look out for her. Every girl needs a bro.
 
Sisters are a pain in the ***.
The only good thing about sisters is their friends (When they are old enough).
I got 5 of the damn thing and would have happly swapped any of them for a brother or two, back when I was in my early teens.
 
Thats the best bit, for her, because we aren't snotty teenagers that are gonna pick on her, we're just going to look out for her instead :)
 
ScottB5 said:
Sisters are a pain in the ***.
The only good thing about sisters is their friends (When they are old enough).
I got 5 of the damn thing and would have happly swapped any of them for a brother or two, back when I was in my early teens.
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Lol, Scott, i bet they spoiled you rotten, got to admit though 5 sisters would probably be a pain in the ***.
 
Good news dane.... So how old is she again.... Any pic's ??

They reckon the riots might hit our town later so the shops are gearing up apparently. Hope not!! Even though I love a good riot, This is just mindless muppets trashing for the sake of it and has no real cause.

update: Amanda and her mum had a mahoosive fall out last night over the inbreeding saga, She was going nuts afterwards. Now she wants to pummel the skank ;)
 
Dane said:
Thats the best bit, for her, because we aren't snotty teenagers that are gonna pick on her, we're just going to look out for her instead :)
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Yeah I bet that helps alot all being meture grown ups.

Sandra said:
Lol, Scott, i bet they spoiled you rotten, got to admit though 5 sisters would probably be a pain in the ***.
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No, it was a pain.
It was only good when their friends was old enough.
damo.h said:
They reckon the riots might hit our town later so the shops are gearing up apparently. Hope not!! Even though I love a good riot, This is just mindless muppets trashing for the sake of it and has no real cause.

update: Amanda and her mum had a mahoosive fall out last night over the inbreeding saga, She was going nuts afterwards. Now she wants to pummel the skank ;)
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wow, good luck with that, I hope they don't.

Yeah, beat the skank up. film it. :)
 
Well, here comes last night's saga....

So let me start by saying that I couldn't keep a lid on it. Disappointing I know, but there is a good reason....

I get back to the woman's house after work last night and she wasn't in the best of moods, for no reason. Instantly made me suspicious....

So of course my natural first thought is that I've been grassed. Which I hadn't.

Anyway, drive home back to mine with her. Tonight my mate is doing a photoshoot of the S3 so I can have some nice pictures of it before I sell it. So naturally I washed Bumble last night in preparation of this. She said she was going to go in the shower. Fair enough.

Whilst I was outside washing the car, I noticed that it took her AGES to get in the shower. So I finished up washing the car and went and looked at my laptop which had been left on. Surprise surprise, no screensaver meaning it had been used.

Immediately fire up the web history to see what she's been looking at (suspicious mind after her being off). Rookie mistake being that she hadn't used an incognito window... mwhahaha. Low and behold there are links to my ENTIRE Gmail box, including the drafts, trash and SPAM, so she had gone to town, as well as my Facebook messages etc etc.

Not happy. Went into the bathroom and went mental at her.

Go downstairs, chamios Bumble, she leans out of the window and has a go back.

I stomp upstairs to find out what the issue is and she goes menatl back at me for having a SPAM mail from the website Women Seeking Men | Affair Personals | Meet Married Ladies | Sex Toys at Marriedaffair.com. I explained that it was in the SPAM box for a reason...

She starts accusing me of signing up to that site to cheat on her, blah blah blah (despite it clearly being junk mail).

Sadly, at that point, I exploded. Naturally releasing the backlash of 'Well, you're a fine one to talk'....

In fairness, she did explain, and explained pretty good....

She read this book called sugar daddy or something whilst she was away on holiday. As it turns out, her and her Dad (and she called him to confirm - he wouldn't lie about it) thought it was interesting about this sort of thing and set up a profile to see if a lot of stuff in the books was true.

Initially, I didn't buy this, however she said that she has deleted her profile on the 1st August which is why it said there was activity at that point, and she didn't know why the page was still there. Apparently all the weirdos messaging her was entertaining at first, and her and her Dad had a right old laugh at their expense, however it got really old really fast and she just ignored the emails. Then got fed up of getting the emails.

Didn't believe her, so I went to log on to her profile, and asked her what the password was, and the account is indeed deleted.

At which point I felt like a bit of a git really. I had a bit of a moan that all of this was avoidable had she simply told me about it. Of course she said that when she did tell me she was thinking about it, I went mental. True. This mad her want to do it more apparently...

Anyway, the long and short of it is that it was all sorted. Good job really, sending a message to a deleted account may have been a bit of a waste of time...

Turns out Sandra was right...
 
Keep that post and write a film mate! That's the most random turn of events I could ever imagine!!! Glad it's sorted though.

I'd still say it was a little risky signing up to one of those sites on her part though. But now's time to spill the beans on how you found her profile! lol
 
Ahhhhh so it's all cool then, good news dude. That could of gone majorly tits up.
 
Wow! Welly I'm not too convinced. If you are sure her dad is legit then fair enough. I read that to my missus and she wasn't convinced either. What father thinks that it would be a good idea to put their daughter on a site like that??

Any way I'm not in your shoes so can't gauge the "authenticity" of the information

Best of luck though and I hope you both can move on
 
pi quattro said:
Wow! Welly I'm not too convinced. If you are sure her dad is legit then fair enough. I read that to my missus and she wasn't convinced either. What father thinks that it would be a good idea to put their daughter on a site like that??

Any way I'm not in your shoes so can't gauge the "authenticity" of the information

Best of luck though and I hope you both can move on
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Everything else that she said also checks out as well, which is what settled me down.

She has deleted the account, and did do on the 1st August because it said so on there.

Bottom line being that there isn't any way I can disprove or prove anything really, I guess I've just got to keep my eyes peeled.

I do think she is genuine though.

W3STY said:
I cant believe you're both as paranoid as each other in regards to checking each others phones and emails! I think you both need to sit down and straighten it all out mate.
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I know, but there is a lot of history there.

The problem that we have is that we started our relationship cheating on our respective partners, which makes it harder than average.

Also, she has a big paranoia issue about my ex (mother of my child) which is something she (understandably) finds hard to deal with.

I just get funny about her and texting people.... Also understandably...
 
W3STY said:
I cant believe you're both as paranoid as each other in regards to checking each others phones and emails! I think you both need to sit down and straighten it all out mate.
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Yup, it seems there is a little distrust lingering over Yr heads matey. You need to get that **** sorted before it gets any worse.
 
I come back from a quick trip to the river and I bring you............


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Booooooooooooooooooob's !!!
now that how we should start the day. Squeak squeak ;)
Thats not helped much, I'm in a right huff today, I was on for some smashing last night but after she tired herself out running her gob at her mum she had no energy left for poor old me. I feel like Santa carrying this sack around. and I had a little surprise for her too. *****!!
 
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You guys making me laugh today. Thanks.
 
Yeah we're a special bunch, another reason why I'm keeping my s3 :)
 
surprise? Intrigue is getting the better of me...do tell Damo

I'm on a sex dry spell too (as always). I'm standing my ground now though, and have had her moaning about us not doing it for the last few days. I told her why I was doing it last night and she got all spazzy about me being childish. I reminded her that I wanted it every day, but get it once a week whereas she wants it once a week and gets it once a week. Therefore I'm making it equal and not giving it to her for 7 weeks! :) She didn't like that.
 
crazy88 said:
surprise? Intrigue is getting the better of me...do tell Damo

I'm on a sex dry spell too (as always). I'm standing my ground now though, and have had her moaning about us not doing it for the last few days. I told her why I was doing it last night and she got all spazzy about me being childish. I reminded her that I wanted it every day, but get it once a week whereas she wants it once a week and gets it once a week. Therefore I'm making it equal and not giving it to her for 7 weeks! :) She didn't like that.
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Good man, they need to learn that it cant always be on their terms.

I'll get some action tonight. I'm getting a mid week visit from the GF :yahoo:
 
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