ASN's Pub

[smudge_don]

Anyone around Bedford fancy doing me a favour and knocking my ex for 6?

Petty lil biitch she is, trying to message Johdi on FB saying stuff like i'm **** in bed, 1 min wonder with a small ****

Is this girl 5 or something!? **** me!!!

 

[smudge_don]

Smudge, this is how you buy a house. lol

Nice one welly, when's the ASN house warming party?

You shaddap

 

[Dane]

Same, but not for the car this time.

For sofas, and kitchens, and various other mundane stuff.

Completion today hopefully. Bring on the keys....

Also, was just reading this: Cheltenham enormous long rant | Chavtowns - Britain's worst places to live!

You'll appreciate it Dane.

LOL!

 

[Welly]

Anyone around Bedford fancy doing me a favour and knocking my ex for 6?

Petty lil biitch she is, trying to message Johdi on FB saying stuff like i'm **** in bed, 1 min wonder with a small ****

Is this girl 5 or something!? **** me!!!

PM me her name and the Corsa forum you're on and what section/thread and I'll post saying she gave me VD and the clap.

 

[Welly]

Smudge, this is how you buy a house. lol

Nice one welly, when's the ASN house warming party?

Long way to go before we get there dude. Got to build the kitchen, bathroom, decorate the whole place, fit the laminate etc etc etc....

 

[Westy]

Smudge, this is how you buy a house. lol

Nice one welly, when's the ASN house warming party?

Great idea. House warming then all head to Bills for a RR day

 

[Welly]

Great idea. House warming then all head to Bills for a RR day

In fairness, that idea actually has merit. I'd boot the missus out for the night.

 

[Westy]

In fairness, that idea actually has merit. I'd boot the missus out for the night.

It's PARTY time

 

[Welly]

It's PARTY time

The place to have a party is my parent's house.

I've had some epic parties there is the past.

Ohhhh the memories.

 

[ScottD3]

Smudge, report her to facebook.............Whats her facebook link?

Welly, you still digging a pit?

O yeah, Party!!!!

 

[Dane]

Pool party's + strip poker + girlfriend going to bed (+winning strip poker and not having to get naked) = so much win

 

[Welly]

Welly, you still digging a pit?

No mate, I'd love to but have been banned from doing so..... lol.

 

[Welly]

Pool party's + strip poker + girlfriend going to bed (+winning strip poker and not having to get naked) = so much win

Pool party's + lots of booze = falling in the pool fully clothed putting the cover on.

I don't really remember it, but it was captured on video IIRC.

I was hammered.

 

[Westy]

A pit and suffiecient drainage so that I can wash my car in the garage is what I'm after

 

[ScottD3]

No mate, I'd love to but have been banned from doing so..... lol.

Its your house right?
You could hide it from her, she is a girl and they hardly ever notice any thing we do.

 

[Welly]

Its your house right?
You could hide it from her, she is a girl and they hardly ever notice any thing we do.

'Our' house... apparently.

.....also there is the upside that if she does anything daft I can bury her in it..... lol.

 

[Westy]

Its your house right?
You could hide it from her, she is a girl and they hardly ever notice any thing we do.

Helen would just let me dig a pit, she doesn't care. I've even got her looking for houses with garages

 

[ScottD3]

A pit and suffiecient drainage so that I can wash my car in the garage is what I'm after

I use to do that at my house in bristol.
2 BMWs, 1 Bar and 2 drains.
many days drunk washing cars.
Move the cars out and turn it in to a play room.
sorted.

 

[smudge_don]

PM me her name and the Corsa forum you're on and what section/thread and I'll post saying she gave me VD and the clap.

Redirecting to Forums...

It's in the premier members lounge so you'll have to pay £12 to get in there

Her username is trix88 though, go abuse her

Anyone else feel free to join in

Smudge, report her to facebook.............Whats her facebook link?

Welly, you still digging a pit?

O yeah, Party!!!!

Her facebook is https://www.facebook.com/trinarichardson88

Again, feel free to abuse

 

[ScottD3]

'Our' house... apparently.

.....also there is the upside that if she does anything daft I can bury her in it..... lol.

haha, if you do, let smudge know.
he might need it.

 

[Westy]

Smudge, she does look a bit crazy!

 

[ScottD3]

Welly or any one. if you make a username for that site share with it.
we can take it in turns.

 

[smudge_don]

Smudge, she does look a bit crazy!

Ye she's got that crazy/man look about her

Welly or any one. if you make a username for that site share with it.
we can take it in turns.

I love you guys

KILL her

 

[ScottD3]

Is this her?
Tell me to stop if you want.

Still looking

 

[Welly]

People can use my 'other facebook' account. PM for for account information on the proviso that you don't do anything else.

I trust you lot oddly.

 

[ScottD3]

Hang on............Trix88?
Is she related to Crazy?!?!?!?!

 

[smudge_don]

Hang on............Trix88?
Is she related to Crazy?!?!?!?!

LOL!!!!

That is her btw mate, keep going, i don't care anymore

 

[Welly]

LOL!!!!

That is her btw mate, keep going, i don't care anymore

Facebook account Ficky Stingers is created..... mwhahaha

 

[smudge_don]

She's abusing me on the Corsa forum, won't stop until i make a public apology to the forum

For what?!

 

[Dane]

She's abusing me on the Corsa forum, won't stop until i make a public apology to the forum

For what?!

Have you got a link to the thread/can we post without paying £12?

 

[ScottD3]

She's abusing me on the Corsa forum, won't stop until i make a public apology to the forum

For what?!

signed up now, just waiting for the mods to activate it. grrrrr

 

[smudge_don]

Have you got a link to the thread/can we post without paying £12?

CORSA-C|UK

Try that, bet it wont work

 

[Welly]

This blows, why couldn't it be more like ASN where they just let anyone join and post!!

 

[ScottD3]

left arm 10" right arm 9.9"
left leg 19" right leg 19"
chest 31"
waist 25"
hips 31.5"
height 5'10"
weight 10st 1lbs
bmi 20.24

 

[Welly]

CORSA-C|UK

Try that, bet it wont work

Access denied....

 

[smudge_don]

left arm 10" right arm 9.9"
left leg 19" right leg 19"
chest 31"
waist 25"
hips 31.5"
height 5'10"
weight 10st 1lbs
bmi 20.24

That's the 1

Her body shape is awful

HUGE hips, fat thighs, fat ****, tiny waist, no boobs, big shoulders and a big head

Oh, and size 8 feet

That's right boys.....8!!!! Fcuking freak

 

[Sandra]

Afternoon guys, you all having fun, lol.

 

[smudge_don]

Afternoon guys, you all having fun, lol.

No

Need this skank off my back like NOW!!!

 

[Welly]

Afternoon guys, you all having fun, lol.

Oh yes.... I love this sort of stuff. It's GREAT fun

 

[Welly]

No

Need this skank off my back like NOW!!!

Possibly not so much for Smudgey