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Friggin rush rush rush, and while all the rushin was goin on iv managed to shatter my iPhone. Great. Just got to hotel. Noah in a tight mood he's well ready for some food lol, just going to get some now so that should shut him up lol. Looks like I wont get over till tomorra now.
Save me a marshmallow haha.
Save us a spot dude, if you get any idea or times let us know please.
 
Right boys and girls, feast your eyes on this for a story!!!!!

Broke up the Mrs a while back as she turned into a bit a of a fruitloop as some of you know. Started trying to make me delete friends from FB because she didn't like the look of them despite never ever meeting them or having any interest in how i know them

So, she's been gone for a good couple of months but recently we've been seeing each other a lil bit. The other day i just told her it wasn't gonna work coz of her living in Bedford and me being in South London, and that instead of dragging us both through it that it'd be easier to just get on with our lives and stay friends. She didn't take this well as has been saying **** like it's all my fault and i've lost my soulmate because i wouldn't move an hour from where i am now to be with her. Load of ******** basically

Now, Tuesday night i met a very nice girl of whom i posted some very nice pics in the "pics of your Mrs thread". She's a lovely girl, been really chatty to me all week and so i decided to go and meet her tonight. Got off the phone about 9pm with her saying "give me a call when you're near and i'll let you know where i am" coz she was out in the town.

Got down there, tried calling her, nothing. OK, she might be in a club where she can't here her phone. Text her, nothing. Called again and again and text again and again. Nothing. I'm thinking hmmm....strange, i hope she's OK if something has happened to her, and i also hope she's not ignoring me

Had a really **** night which involved getting into a fight as well with some drunk ****ers. So not good. Returned home to have a look at the new girls profile on FB to find that we're not friends. Odd, we were at about 2am....so i went onto my friend Amy's profile who Trina never coincidentally liked, despite me knowing Amy for about 10 years. Hmmm....she's not my friend either. Another friend called lydia posted some x's on my FB wall earlier today. This comment has now been removed and she's been put onto my block list. WTF is going on!?

Then it clicks. Trina (the ex) has hacked my FB account before. She's clearly done it again out of spite, deleted a load of people that she doesn't like, blocked a few of them as well which is why i couldn't even find them on FB and most likely said something to this new girl from my profile which is why she's blanked me all evening. I'm not 100% on the last bit as she may have lost her phone or something simple

But to have 2 of my very good friends and a new girl get wiped from my FB is just a clear indication that the whore of an ex has been tampering with my account AGAIN

I don't know how she does it but she is going to fcuking pay

Trying to trace my profile back to her IP address currently but i can't get into my OWA to access emails that she's sent me to gain her IP address to start with

ARRRGHHHHH i'm gonna kill the biitch!!! What the actual **** is she playing at!?
 
Detective smudge! You need to get to the bottom of this mate, she sounds like a proper mental head. Gutted for you about the new girl too, hope she understands and accepts you back in loving arms ;)

Enjoy AITP today people. Hope the weather is good for you all.
 
smudge_don said:
So, she's been gone for a good couple of months but recently we've been seeing each other a lil bit.
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Not being funny mate but.... you know your ex is a mentalist and you finally got rid of her a while back, so why the hell start seeing her a bit again??
A little while back you posted that she's still acting nutty even though you have split up, but yet you still keep contact with her?
What did you think would happen?? I'm not surprised by the latest drama to be honest, and I don't even know her, whereas you do!!

If you were a mate of mine I'd tell you to cut her out of your life COMPLETELY, and if you don't then don't come crying to me about the latest bunny of yours that she has boiled.
In a weird way I think a small part of you actually enjoys the dramas. :yes:
You lot should just go on Jeremy Kyle and get it out of your system.
 
crazy88 said:
Detective smudge! You need to get to the bottom of this mate, she sounds like a proper mental head. Gutted for you about the new girl too, hope she understands and accepts you back in loving arms ;)

Enjoy AITP today people. Hope the weather is good for you all.
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I dunno what i'm gonna do about her. I feel like going absolutely sick on her, but i dunno whether she'd be even worth getting into trouble....

Ads (formerly aythree) said:
Not being funny mate but.... you know your ex is a mentalist and you finally got rid of her a while back, so why the hell start seeing her a bit again??
A little while back you posted that she's still acting nutty even though you have split up, but yet you still keep contact with her?
What did you think would happen?? I'm not surprised by the latest drama to be honest, and I don't even know her, whereas you do!!

If you were a mate of mine I'd tell you to cut her out of your life COMPLETELY, and if you don't then don't come crying to me about the latest bunny of yours that she has boiled.
In a weird way I think a small part of you actually enjoys the dramas. :yes:
You lot should just go on Jeremy Kyle and get it out of your system.
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Yes, yes i know! We were still in love mate and the crazy side wasn't showing. You know how it is

This time, i think she will be gone for good as i'm actually going to kill the *****
 
Smudge, how does she hack into your FB account? Surely the first thing you can do is to change your password on both your FB acc and your personal email acc., if she has them??
 
jojo said:
Smudge, how does she hack into your FB account? Surely the first thing you can do is to change your password on both your FB acc and your personal email acc., if she has them??
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She's sly mate

She doesn't have the balls to change my password because then i'll know that someone has done something

What she does it she somehow gets in (i don't know how but i've upped my security to the absolute max now) and then she makes very small changes like deleting people that she doesn't like, and then leaving it well alone hoping that i won't notice

Sly little *****
 
Jo, Read up a bit..:asskicking:

Smudge, i've been in a similar position to yours and i completely sympathise with you. but as said, the only way to progress forward is to cut her out 110% and not look back, regardless of her crocodile tears. Replace your mobile number and change ALL passwords (everything from FB, Twitter and even upto Internet banking) just in case.

Women (especially the nutz ones) can be doggedly persistant, i dare say that if all else fails, the legal route may be all thats left to persue...:angrymod:
 
jojo said:
Have you tried texting her?
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Yes mate

Phone just goes straight to voicemail so i'm thinking she's lost her phone. Just hope nothing has happened to her :(

Rconn said:
Jo, Read up a bit..:asskicking:

Smudge, i've been in a similar position to yours and i completely sympathise with you. but as said, the only way to progress forward is to cut her out 110% and not look back, regardless of her crocodile tears. Replace your mobile number and change ALL passwords (everything from FB, Twitter and even upto Internet banking) just in case.

Women (especially the nutz ones) can be doggedly persistant, i dare say that if all else fails, the legal route may be all thats left to persue...:angrymod:
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She's gone for good now mate. After this latest FB hack i have "expressed my displeasure" towards her

She will never ever ever be a part of my life ever again
 
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smudge_don said:
Say that again Scott?



:laugh: don't you worry mate, she's got a fecking screw loose
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The new bird from eastbourn.
You had her on facebook one.
Can't you add her as a friend again and explain what happened regarding the bunny boiler and hopefully find out what happened to her phone or why she's not contacting you?
 
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Rconn said:
Or, IN ENGLISH:

Smudge, You had her on FB once, Re-Add her and explain it to her...


Jeez, southerners.... :lmfao:
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Not my fault. Stupid touchscreen keyboard and big thumbs.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

Side note, forgot to ask you about my mirrors. Lol
Still need your clocks lol.
 
The big question though, and the climax has been building up for weeks. Did you get Westy's brakes done? :)

And how was AITP?
 
Are the brakes done though, and just not fitted?

As for AITP, there was just no way at the minute. I'm hoping to next year, when my car will have a few more 'mods' ;)

Glad it was good though, how was the weather?
 
ScottB5 said:
Not my fault. Stupid touchscreen keyboard and big thumbs.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

Side note, forgot to ask you about my mirrors. Lol
Still need your clocks lol.
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Mirrors: they are attached to the side of your car (and one in the middle) and allow you to see whats behind you, such as
  • for me: people i overtake :racer:
  • for you: smoke :lmfao:
as for the clocks, keep your hands to yourself :moa:

There you go... easy haha... (drop me a PM and we'll discuss maturely :D)
 
crazy88 said:
Are the brakes done though, and just not fitted?

As for AITP, there was just no way at the minute. I'm hoping to next year, when my car will have a few more 'mods' ;)

Glad it was good though, how was the weather?
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He opted for no fit option.
The weather was unpredictable and the ground seemed a bit to soft for jacking.
Weather was ok when I was there. I got burnt on my face and neck. The rain on the way home was mental, only way to describe it was a monsoon.
 
Rconn said:
Mirrors: they are attached to the side of your car (and one in the middle) and allow you to see whats behind you, such as
  • for me: people i overtake :racer:
  • for you: smoke :lmfao:
as for the clocks, keep your hands to yourself :moa:

There you go... easy haha... (drop me a PM and we'll discuss maturely :D)
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Pm will be sent tomorrow.
 
ScottB5 said:
He opted for no fit option.
The weather was unpredictable and the ground seemed a bit to soft for jacking.
Weather was ok when I was there. I got burnt on my face and neck. The rain on the way home was mental, only way to describe it was a monsoon.
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The main problem was I started drinking beer 5 mins after I arrived and then got lazy. I can't believe I drove 2 hours each was with a jack, axel stands & 2 tool kits and we never did them.

Sorry to let you all down especially Scott. As you all know, work on these cars is never plain sailing so I opted for an easy life.

I'll attempt to fit them on Tuesday guys.
 
W3STY said:
The main problem was I started drinking beer 5 mins after I arrived and then got lazy. I can't believe I drove 2 hours each was with a jack, axel stands & 2 tool kits and we never did them.

Sorry to let you all down especially Scott. As you all know, work on these cars is never plain sailing so I opted for an easy life.

I'll attempt to fit them on Tuesday guys.
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Full pics and write up please mate.
 
ScottB5 said:
The new bird from eastbourn.
You had her on facebook one.
Can't you add her as a friend again and explain what happened regarding the bunny boiler and hopefully find out what happened to her phone or why she's not contacting you?
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Ah i see :laugh:

Yes mate way ahead of ya. Unfortunately i think something has happened as none of her mates or her sister has seen her since last night and they can't get in touch with her

Been fun on my Corsa forum tonight, where i originally met he ex. She's been spouting bullcrap about me on there, so i just came back with "i used to put it in her *** on the regular, and she loved it"

She hasn't come back online since :lmfao:
 
OMG i've been in stitches all night laughing at this girls pathetic attempts to try and get back at me

Saying that she's slept with someone else on the Corsa forum - not true at all
Saying that our sex was **** - not true, she used to start the fun times usually :laugh:
She's been posting naked pics of herself on the site, and then telling me to have some self respect :lmfao:

I swear she has a screw loose!!! This is gonna be a good week :)
 
Morning all.

Smudge you've really touched a nerve with this bird! Beware though as there is nothing worse than a woman spurned (or whatever the saying is :think: )

I'm so tired today, could have done with staying in bed. Going to have a super early night tonight to recover from my camping experience :lazy:
 
W3STY said:
Morning all.

Smudge you've really touched a nerve with this bird! Beware though as there is nothing worse than a woman spurned (or whatever the saying is :think: )
I'm so tired today, could have done with staying in bed. Going to have a super early night tonight to recover from my camping experience :lazy:
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Is it Women spermed??....or scorned...
:lmfao:
 
smudge_don said:
OMG i've been in stitches all night laughing at this girls pathetic attempts to try and get back at me

Saying that she's slept with someone else on the Corsa forum - not true at all
Saying that our sex was **** - not true, she used to start the fun times usually :laugh:
She's been posting naked pics of herself on the site, and then telling me to have some self respect :lmfao:

I swear she has a screw loose!!! This is gonna be a good week :)
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Would it be wrong to ask for a link? :)

That don't sound so good. lets just hope she's got a bit drunk and crashed over at a mates house and slowly recoverying.

W3STY said:
Morning all.

Smudge you've really touched a nerve with this bird! Beware though as there is nothing worse than a woman spurned (or whatever the saying is :think: )

I'm so tired today, could have done with staying in bed. Going to have a super early night tonight to recover from my camping experience :lazy:
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Same here mate. My face and neck is burnt. I got tomorrow off but the in-laws are down. I'll get a lay in but no pasty for me. :(

How is everyone on this monday morning?
good weekend for hte ones that never made it to AITP?

Any thing interesting?

I was talking to the lady where I get my oil from and her boyfriend of 10 years just been sent down for 7 years for cause his DNA matched a rape case in 1985.
She phoned the blokes brother to find out what is happening and he asked if this was the one in 1992 as he served his time for that.............She's a little messed up at the moment.
 
Morning pub folk. Really not in the mood today. Got back last night went t a mates and got pished. Not good now I need to drive to Sheffield and really can't be assed.

Was good to meet up yesterday, sorry I dint get chance to say seeya I was on the rollercoaster getting **** wet through haha

Oh and the boys wanna say thanks lol
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damo.h said:
Morning pub folk. Really not in the mood today. Got back last night went t a mates and got pished. Not good now I need to drive to Sheffield and really can't be assed.

Was good to meet up yesterday, sorry I dint get chance to say seeya I was on the rollercoaster getting **** wet through haha

Oh and the boys wanna say thanks lol
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NIce one damo. I did look for you and some of the others to say bye. I assume people was off getting wet, going a loo or stood over at the meguaiers (SP) stand.
Nice to meet you yesterday mate. Hope you enjoy the spoon, you was the only person I could find that had a dent (Front near side wing). I think tam had some in his bumper valence but I thought 3 spoons was pushing it. lol
I like the wrap job mate, that was very nicely done.
 
smudge_don said:
OMG i've been in stitches all night laughing at this girls pathetic attempts to try and get back at me

Saying that she's slept with someone else on the Corsa forum - not true at all
Saying that our sex was **** - not true, she used to start the fun times usually :laugh:
She's been posting naked pics of herself on the site, and then telling me to have some self respect :lmfao:

I swear she has a screw loose!!! This is gonna be a good week :)
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Amazing.... Links! We wanna see. Well I do.
 
Welly said:
He did, I watched....

For the whole 6 minutes I was there....

Snapped an engine mount bolt on the way home. Boooo :-(

I'm TTing it today.
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Really sorry I had to split just before you arrived mate, the gf was getting a bit bored I think. You were only there for 6 mins :WTF:

How did an engine mount bolt snap?
 
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