ASN's Pub

lol he's our resident, albeit only slightly, silver fox.
 
fixed.jpg
 
My insurance is 1600 but that's me, the misses (25), pug 206 gti, the Audi, 6 points for me and years no claims for the misses.
I hate insurance but I like boobs.
 
Just popped in to have a power catch up.

All I can say is

Reesy, Yr well getting bent over;)
Sandra I reckon Scotty will trade his laptop for boob images haha lol
Whilst on the topic I totally lurve the boobage, always cop a feel of the misses pup's whenever I can..... Squeeeeewek ;)

Anyways back to work.
Seeya
 
ScottB5 said:
Evening all.
What you all doing?
I think I'm in love.
Just need to find £1500.
Click to expand...

I just surfing the net. Ok so your in love and it costs £1500, what is it that has cought your attention?
 
Speaking of boobs, I'm straight and very much happy with my male companion, but I think I love Billie from The Only Way is Essex :scared2:

8.jpg


7.jpg
 
ScottB5 said:
MRR HR3 alloys.
They was on that slammed hisbiscus red avant.

It will pass, ill find something else to lust over in a couple of day. Lol
Click to expand...

Ok scott, post up link to wheels so I can see
 
audi upgrades
****** typical !! Boobs get posted and I can't see em..... Pffft apple peace of ****.

Peachy nothing wrong with having a little lesbian in Yr blood, I'm a full blown les'r and proud of it :lmfao:
 
I didn't see 'em either, which is no good

Lesbians are the only type of homosexual I like as well, what a coincidence!
 
Reesy said:
I didn't see 'em either, which is no good

Lesbians are the only type of homosexual I like as well, what a coincidence!
Click to expand...


Snap... I only eat from the fury plate, most have somat to do with owning an 8L :shrug:
 
damo.h said:
Go on Scott you know ya wanna ;)
Click to expand...
I mentioned it to the misses. she did not seem all that impressed. lol

damo.h said:
Snap... I only eat from the fury plate, most have somat to do with owning an 8L :shrug:
Click to expand...
Fury plate?
Dude, that plate needs cleaning if it go fur on it.


Damo and reesy.
This is Billie Faiers and she is mighty fine. I might need to remove my self to a more private location I think.

billie-faiers-7.jpg


rm-1309473464-U7538.jpg
 
W3STY said:
Morning all. I hate the British summer! Just got ready to cycle to work and the heavens opened. Guess I'll jump in the old fears car today then ;)
Click to expand...

Bahh, ****** women.
Call your self a biker?
Crazy would not be happy with you, where ever he is.


Morning all.
Its been raining since 16:00 yesterday. I hope it rains it self out in time for the weekend.
 
Welly, I installed that GFI Viper last night. It seems a good bit of kit, loads of options and good security. I like the fact that it scans texts for spam.
Only issue is that is saps performance when installing new apps. Have to wait for it to finish and then carry on as normal.
I tried uninstalling it and and it wont go. lol
Looks like i'm stuck with it for a bit till I can be assed to remove it.
 
Boosage, she'd get milked!!!

Morning you lot. Lashing it down here too Scott. I got in late last night from work and just noticed i forgot to bring the washing in... Doh!!

Scott, Them rims are nice though dude eh, ask Santa nicely haha.
As for the plate I eat from. It's always in trim, I know this cos she uses my beard trimmer... And I like to play the barber ;)

Westy, skins waterproof you lady, next time ride in ******* naked lol
 
damo.h said:
Boosage, she'd get milked!!!
Click to expand...
She'd get milk!!

damo.h said:
Morning you lot. Lashing it down here too Scott. I got in late last night from work and just noticed i forgot to bring the washing in... Doh!!
Click to expand...
That was silly. I forgot to get the dog in.
He sleeps out on the decking cause he likes it over his bed in the house. He will stay out there no matter the weather. sun, snow, ice, hail, rain he's been out there a sleep or just watching the world go buy. we have to get him in when it rains.

damo.h said:
Scott, Them rims are nice though dude eh, ask Santa nicely haha.
Click to expand...
I've asked santa, fathers, mums, nans, grandad, I even offered a wealthy friend the misses. That ended badly for me. lol

damo.h said:
As for the plate I eat from. It's always in trim, I know this cos she uses my beard trimmer... And I like to play the barber ;)
Click to expand...
I hate that. I bought the misses her own. Face things stay on the face, feet with feet, hands with hands.
She will learn
slap.gif
 
Morning all. August is a rather busy month for me, a friggin lot of report writing to do, so i've had to drag myself away from the pub otherwise i'd be up all night trying to make time back.

Room still isn't decorated yet, I still get sex about once a fortnight and I didn't get wet cycling in. But even if it was raining i'd have still cycled. Westy, you big girl :moa:

Damo, does your mrs really let you near her vagingo with a beard trimmer? Mine doesn't even let me near here, nevermind with a sharp bladed implement, lol.
 
Oh yeh... She can't see to do a proper job. Well that's what I tell her. Then knock it down to a number 1 lol, hang in there buddy Yr time will come... Speaking of absences, where's Ad's these days??

Scott she uses my old trimmer, don't want my beard smelling of sammon ;)
 
audi upgrades
I think he's been suffering the same as me...too much work :( The pub is brilliant, but so time consuming, lol.

And i've actually been spending a little bit of time in the B6 section of the forum too. :rockwoot:I do have a question for you good people. If there's an Audi number for a part, does that mean it can be bought from Audi?

Basically, on the boot of my car there's a flappy thing to cover the warning triangle. The wing screw has snapped, so it keeps falling open when I open the boot. I found a part number on some etka style website, but just unsure as to whether audi will be able to get hold of it, or wether they'll try sell me the whole thing, flappy part and all? Does that make any sense? :)
 
crazy88 said:
I think he's been suffering the same as me...too much work :( The pub is brilliant, but so time consuming, lol.

And i've actually been spending a little bit of time in the B6 section of the forum too. :rockwoot:I do have a question for you good people. If there's an Audi number for a part, does that mean it can be bought from Audi?

Basically, on the boot of my car there's a flappy thing to cover the warning triangle. The wing screw has snapped, so it keeps falling open when I open the boot. I found a part number on some etka style website, but just unsure as to whether audi will be able to get hold of it, or wether they'll try sell me the whole thing, flappy part and all? Does that make any sense? :)
Click to expand...

Yup.
IF you got the part number go to any Audi or VAG dealer and give them the part number.
they will tell you if they can get it or if its part of a kit.
I get most of my parts from VW as their customer service is better.

You could do a post in stoke audi section and they will get you a price. They offer discount to forum members as well.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Bristle Hound
ASN's Cocker Spaniel Thread
Replies
144
Views
11K
Bristle Hound
Bristle Hound
FactionOne
  • Locked
ASN's New Look & Feel...
Replies
9
Views
1K
FactionOne
FactionOne
silver75
Al Murray Pub Landlord
Replies
25
Views
2K
silver75
silver75
Charlie Farley
ASN's German Shepherd Dog Thread .
Replies
30
Views
3K
Charlie Farley
Charlie Farley
voorhees
What a nice pub...not
Replies
47
Views
3K
jdp1962
jdp1962
Top
Back