ASN's Pub

[Reesy]

Poo first would be advisable, as you don't want to walk around kissing cloth all day!

With all that food eaten, tomorrow you could be in with a chance of the record for 'most £ for sitting on the throne'.

 

[Welly]

Poo first would be advisable, as you don't want to walk around kissing cloth all day!

With all that food eaten, tomorrow you could be in with a chance of the record for 'most £ for sitting on the throne'.

I feel I may go for this record later on.... 2 Gammons steaks, 3 eggs, chips, peas and beans, followed by a 12" pizza last night immediately after.

I may have been a tad hungry.

 

[Westy]

I feel I may go for this record later on.... 2 Gammons steaks, 3 eggs, chips, peas and beans, followed by a 12" pizza last night immediately after.

I may have been a tad hungry.

****** hell that'll definitely be a nessy mate!

 

[Welly]

****** hell that'll definitely be a nessy mate!

Yeah man, my missus thought I was joking when I said I was going to put a pizza on after eating the other lot.

Turns out I wasn't.

She was p*ssy I wouldn't let her have any.... Mwahahaha

 

[smudge_don]

I had seafood paella followed by a bowl of corn flakes, nutella on toast x 3 slices and a banana

 

[Westy]

Yeah man, my missus thought I was joking when I said I was going to put a pizza on after eating the other lot.

Turns out I wasn't.

She was p*ssy I wouldn't let her have any.... Mwahahaha

I've got an appetite like that too. People think i must have a huge tape worm!

 

[Reesy]

People think i have a worm

Probably best not to get that lycra then mate, unless you're stuffing some socks down there!

 

[Westy]

Probably best not to get that lycra then mate, unless you're stuffing some socks down there!

lol.

You missed the most important word from my quote........ "huge"

You can cut words out of a quote it's not a quote any more

 

[Reesy]

 

[Welly]

You can cut words out of a quote it's not a quote any more

I'm keeping this quote for reference.....

 

[Westy]

I'm keeping this quote as Westy is the main man....

Yeah why not

 

[Welly]

You can cut words out of a quote, but I've heard Welly has a massive wang

 

[Westy]

I might have a big wang but compared to Westy's it looks like a maggot

Thanks mate.

 

[Welly]

I might have a big wang but compared to Westy's it looks like a maggot

It was cold that day....

 

[ScottD3]

its 24 degrees on the river.
Couple of lazy mins up the river and back. I was lush, so calm and relaxed.
Going to try and spend a day down there on friday have a ago on one of their fast ribs

 

[smudge_don]

Can't wait to go home today!!!

 

[smudge_don]

Let's throw a spanner in the works

What are people's thoughts on my Mondildo?

 

[ScottD3]

Let's throw a spanner in the works

What are people's thoughts on my Mondildo?

Chavtasic sales rep.

EDIT:=- Possible a bit to harsh. I do have a soft spot for fords and thats not bad looking motor.
I think its the wheels that clinches it for me.
How have you done the roof?

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Let's throw a spanner in the works

What are people's thoughts on my Mondildo?

I guess it looks quite good for a Ford

 

[Welly]

Yeah man, that's nice dude. I like it.

I'm watching Top Gear now at work....

 

[smudge_don]

Chavtasic sales rep.

EDIT:=- Possible a bit to harsh. I do have a soft spot for fords and thats not bad looking motor.
I think its the wheels that clinches it for me.
How have you done the roof?

sod off!!!

RS wheels certainly make a nice difference don't they

Just vinyled the roof matey. Got a big sheet of it from a mate of mine that does car wraps and we did the roof together took about 20mins

I guess it looks quite good for a Ford

Ta

Yeah man, that's nice dude. I like it.

I'm watching Top Gear now at work....

So 3 thumbs up! Good facking Audi snobs

 

[Westy]

I like it too mate.

 

[ScottD3]

Lemforder or Meyle HD for front bushes?

 

[ScottD3]

Are we all just saying this cause we want to see smudges dirty pictures?

 

[smudge_don]

I like it too mate.

Ta Westy

Are we all just saying this cause we want to see smudges dirty pictures?

I don't know what you're talking about Scott

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Are we all just saying this cause we want to see smudges dirty pictures?

No credit where credit is due - it does look quite good .... for a Ford LOL

But if it helps him decide to share - then it looks stunning mate

 

[smudge_don]

No credit where credit is due - it does look quite good .... for a Ford LOL

But if it helps him decide to share - then it looks stunning mate

Yes it's a Ford. Yes it's a Mondeo. But i think i've made it look half decent

 

[Westy]

Yes it's a Ford. Yes it's a Mondeo. But i think i've made it look half decent

It looks lovely mate, now show us the gash

 

[smudge_don]

It looks lovely mate, now show us the gash

 

[Westy]

 

[damo.h]

Haha I got all excited when I saw a few hairs at the top of the pick(****** slow loading on 3G)

So who's is the onebrow ??

Back on the road and smelling like the great unwashed after today's job in that stinking hole.

 

[Reesy]

Change of subject again. What sort of time do the gates open for AITP on the sunday?

 

[damo.h]

Reesy you still going travelodge?? The misses Booked in at the premier inn last night after my failed atemped to get her camping again. Boooooooo

 

[Reesy]

Yarp, i don't have a tent, and although the 'camping spirit' and spirits would be good, it's just as cheap to stay in the 'lodge.

 

[Reesy]

Damo:

says thanks for the monies

 

[damo.h]

Haha, Just glad I'm not contributing to pork shop's belly anymore

Moooooose!!

 

[jojo]

OK, I made it back, 3 kids in this heat watching Cars2 is quite a stressful experience, but they are all back safely! - Phew! I won't suggest taking my son to go to the pictures during the holidays ever again!!, everyone just lumps their kids with you. The other half is dealing with dinner atm, and I'm a 100 squid lighter after lunch, cinema tickets, popcorn, drinks and icecream!

Smudge, Mondildo looks good mate, I'd roll in that if given one, wouldn't buy one personally of course.

 

[Sandra]

OK, I made it back, 3 kids in this heat watching Cars2 is quite a stressful experience, but they are all back safely! - Phew! I won't suggest taking my son to go to the pictures during the holidays ever again!!, everyone just lumps their kids with you. The other half is dealing with dinner atm, and I'm a 100 squid lighter after lunch, cinema tickets, popcorn, drinks and icecream!

Smudge, Mondildo looks good mate, I'd roll in that if given one, wouldn't buy one personally of course.

Ouch.

 

[damo.h]

Double ouch, how ya feeling after a good cracking jojo??

Chavtastic rep!! haha... Classic Scott.

Smudge that looks really nice dude, must admit iv got a soft spot for a nice ford.
Would love the rs in slime green now that's a nice looking motor.

 

[ScottD3]

Reesy you still going travelodge?? The misses Booked in at the premier inn last night after my failed atemped to get her camping again. Boooooooo

Tent, you know you want. Leave her in the lodge and you camp.
How far is the lodge from the camp site?
Can you visit us at the camp site and taxi/drive back to the lodge?

Yarp, i don't have a tent, and although the 'camping spirit' and spirits would be good, it's just as cheap to stay in the 'lodge.

Get to the camp site, I got a spare tent or two you can use/have.