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Welly said:
She looked good in Bad Teacher.

I deffo would....
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She looked her best in the mask!

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Welly said:
Alex:
Well, a service soon, and a few sensors, but the main mechanical stuff will be done.
It's a high performance car, not a 1.9 diesel babe. They require a bit more attention.
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Excuse me Mr. Welly...my 1.9TDI is a beast of a machine! :moa:

I do feel for you though mate.

I just managed to get out of going to see Harry potter tonight with the mrs, wahoo!!!
 
Quiet isn't it! I'm almost finished for the day too. About to go get changed, earn a few quid on the throne and leave for home. Wahoo.
 
£2.02

Also, who has the most posts just in the Pub thread, I reckon it's between Westy and Scott..
 
Welly, I feel your pain mate. They say they appreciate it but never seem to see any.

Westy, hahaha, your right though, she is as she gets older. Shame really. I perfer the birds that gets better age I think. :D

Reesy, Deffo Westy. :D

Breaks are with the coaters, i'll get them next week.
Camping tickets ordered.
Still no closer to dry ice but closer to a hair dryer that will work off my 12v supply or 240v supply.
Time to get some foam I think.
 
You get the pride of knowing you're getting paid the most (in effect) to be on ASN.

Crazy - Go on whats new/user CP and hover over the little image next to the thread title.

I have a measley 14, the TQS owners thread is my most posted in..
 
489 in this thread, quite proud of that!!!

EDIT: make that 490 Doh!

EDIT2: Scott...I can't see anyone winning that. Well done sir!
 
More work for me... I might try and convince my boss that a 1/2 day friday is a new law that has just been passed
 
ScottB5 said:
What part of camping does she not like?
I got enough room in my car for one more.
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Ok so thats me sorted, but ill be spooning on the other side of yr missus, i aint keeping you warm! Which part?? The camping part lol..

Currently soaking up the sun at Oxford svc's sprawled over the bonet eating kfc ;) weekend has started
 
I'm back!!!!!!

Sorry about that - been on the phone to Elephant (insurance) for the last 72 minutes....

And there by hangs a tale:

Naturally, buying a new car I did some insurance quotes last weekend. Me main driver and Mel additional. Fully comp. £550 ish.

Sweet.

Phoned up Elephant and got a quote on a multicar policy - About the same sort of money at £550 the bloke told me. Sweet I said, I shall call back during the week and sort it.

Phoned back today to pay up and look pleasant..... Problems.

The guy that was on the phone gave me a quote for the TT of £850.

I fell over, then got back up.

He explained that I can't use my no claims that I have for the S3 on another policy.... which is right, however I didn't know.

So I explained that I called before and got a quote of X on this date. He looks into it and finds the quote, and then sees that the first guy had applied my no claims from the S3's policy and that's why it was so cheap.

So, I moan and whinge about it, and he says 'I'll see what I can do'.

On hold for 10 mins, and he comes back on. He says that he's spoken to his manager and because the first guy cocked up, that they would honour the original price and and GIVE me 5 years no claims on the second policy, which would then be permanent.

AMAZING.

Anyway, he disappears off again and then comes back saying they can only give 4 years no claims because that's how long Mel has been driving.

Total premium for the TT for us both: £588.15 for the year. The S3 runs out in November, at which point they will pro rata the premium to make it last out until the TT's expiry date July 2012 for £356.

Not only that, but I will get a year's no claims on the S3 in Nov, as well as another year's no claims on both in July.

Ummmm. Result.

(And breath)
 
damo.h said:
Ok so thats me sorted, but ill be spooning on the other side of yr missus, i aint keeping you warm! Which part?? The camping part lol..

Currently soaking up the sun at Oxford svc's sprawled over the bonet eating kfc ;) weekend has started
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its just me going, the misses aint............wait, you aint spooning me even if i'm in the sleeping bag.

Welly, I've been elephant for years and thought them really good insruance people.
Nice result.
 
ScottB5 said:
There is another one where you heat the panel up and then spry compressed air at the dent and it pops out.

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A lad a work did this on his octo. I told him he was talking total ****e. Until he proved me wrong. Impressed was not the word. Some kinda black magic that !
 
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Result Welly! they did that for the mk2 for me too, ooh we cant do that and 5 minutes later I has loads of no claims :) WIN!
 
W3STY said:
I'd love to smash her curtains!
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But she has got man hands... Fact! But id just look away while she milked me like a big fat heffer;)

Welly said:
Time for another transcript....
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Oh mate I'm feeling the woman lack of appreciation here too. Iv been flat out for months. Get home at silly o'clock to be met with the face, you know the one..... I'm not getting Yr full attention face. Where have you been, who, what and when. I'm stood there totally bolloxed, pocket full of cash.... Where do you think iv been you silly beeping moo!!!! Hug and a smile would be nice. Make up sex usually makes me forgive her though. Pussy power lol
 
Reesy said:
Thats just the sweet smell of budget accommodation!
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More like truckers ****;)

Premier inn's are normally similar priced and twice as nice. Also if you say the room above kept you up all night you get a full refund, no questions asked.?did it at Leeds fest, chicken dinner;)
 
To quote Alex turner 'I've seen your frown and it's like lookin' down the barrel of a gun'
 
It'd be just my luck that I'd get 'I'm sorry Mr Rees, but you're the only person staying here.'

Also, staying at a premier inn means that you are effectively giving money to Lenny Henry. I'll take the smell of truckers **** any day!!!
 
Dane said:
To quote Alex turner 'I've seen your frown and it's like lookin' down the barrel of a gun'
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But dont sit down cos iv moved chairrrrrr



Reesy said:
It'd be just my luck that I'd get 'I'm sorry Mr Rees, but you're the only person staying here.'

Also, staying at a premier inn means that you are effectively giving money to Lenny Henry. I'll take the smell of truckers **** any day!!!
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That's a dam good point Chris.. it also means I'm helping to feed that fat mess he married and I hate her with passion, cancel last!!!!
 
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