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[ScottD3]

Gayest valve ever

What does it do?
apart from mince around.

 

[Reesy]

tried to blag the missus into camping last night.. i got two words, **** & off.... how rude!! looks like a early morning sunday drive it is then

Travelodge?

 

[Westy]

Lol schey's all over the place!

Waving to the fans while ploughing through the gravel trap, legend.

What does it do?
apart from mince around.

It dumps boost when traction is lost. It's part of the also gay and mincy ESP system.

 

[Welly]

What does it do?
apart from mince around.

N249?

It's a boost control solenoid for the traction control.

Basically, encompasses a LOT of unnecessary pipework which is prone to leaking and causing other issues.

 

[ScottD3]

I know what you mean.
Thanks.

I need some dry ice.

Westy, is your misses bringing a hair dryer to AITP?

 

[Dane]

What does it do?
apart from mince around.

Um I'm no expert but basically

On top of our 1.8T engines is a small chamber under vaccum.
The N249 valve can open this chamber and force the divertor valve open and you loose boost.
It usually does this as part of the traction control/esp system.
Theres a lot of unecessary ancillary pipe work that goes with it, these perish and create vac leaks
removing all of this, running one small silicone pipe and leaving the N249 electronically connected improves engine idle, throttle response and stops the n249 ruining the fun

 

[Dane]

SLash what Welly said

 

[Westy]

I know what you mean.
Thanks.

I need some dry ice.

Westy, is your misses bringing a hair dryer to AITP?

No she'll sort her hair out on the Saturday afternoon before we drive to Wickstead Park.

 

[Welly]

Westy, is your misses bringing a hair dryer to AITP?

And the random award goes to you dude!!

 

[ScottD3]

No she'll sort her hair out on the Saturday afternoon before we drive to Wickstead Park.

Ok, I might have to nick the misses or buy one.
You think we will have power near the cars?
My 240V socket in the car can't power hair dryers.

 

[Dane]

Lol, whats happened to Paul di resta?

 

[Westy]

Ok, I might have to nick the misses or buy one.
You think we will have power near the cars?
My 240V socket in the car can't power hair dryers.

Is this for wrapping or are you currently sporting a "tidal wave" hair do???

 

[Westy]

Lol, whats happened to Paul di resta?

Is he the only one who hasn't done a timed lap yet?

 

[ScottD3]

Is this for wrapping or are you currently sporting a "tidal wave" hair do???

Dent removal.

 

[Dane]

Is he the only one who hasn't done a timed lap yet?

I dont think he's even racing, I've seen two force indias lapping and no PDR

 

[Westy]

Dent removal.

Yeah I'd be well popular if I gave you my gf's hairdryer to remove dents from your car lol

 

[Westy]

I dont think he's even racing, I've seen two force indias lapping and no PDR

Buemi just had a nice stylish off!

 

[ScottD3]

Yeah I'd be well popular if I gave you my gf's hairdryer to remove dents from your car lol

It be fine, its not like i'm going to fill it with powder or any thing. lol

You seen the dent vids?

 

[Dane]

Buemi just had a nice stylish off!

That could of very easily have been a lot worse

 

[Westy]

It be fine, its not like i'm going to fill it with powder or any thing. lol

You seen the dent vids?

I watched the dry ice one, very impressive stuff.

 

[Westy]

That could of very easily have been a lot worse

That's the kind of corner you want to loose it on if you loose it on the Nordeshlief Nurburgring! One with loads of gravel!

 

[ScottD3]

I watched the dry ice one, very impressive stuff.

There is another one where you heat the panel up and then spry compressed air at the dent and it pops out.

 

[Welly]

There is another one where you heat the panel up and then spry compressed air at the dent and it pops out.

That is insane!!! Wicked cool. I shall have to remeber that....

 

[Sandra]

Good morning guys, just jumped on to say to you all have a great weekend.

Sent from Sandra's Ipad.

 

[Welly]

Where are you lot watching the F1?

 

[Westy]

I kind of want to put dents in my car so I can try it

 

[Westy]

Where are you lot watching the F1?

Testing session 1 is over now mate. Session 2 is at 12:45 on the BBC website.

 

[Welly]

Good morning guys, just jumped on to say to you all have a great weekend.

I don't like being jumped on..... but thanks .

You too

 

[Sandra]

I don't like being jumped on..... but thanks .

You too

Will try thanks welly. Hoping to feel up to going over to Edinburgh to hae a look at the RS3 they have in the Audi Showroom.

Sent from Sandra's Ipad

 

[Welly]

Will try thanks welly. Hoping to feel up to going over to Edinburgh to hae a look at the RS3 they have in the Audi Showroom.

Sent from Sandra's Ipad

Photos are a must if you do go....

 

[Sandra]

Photos are a must if you do go....

Of course Welly. I will carry my camera.

Sent from Sandra's Ipad

 

[Welly]

Of course Welly. I will carry my camera.

Sent from Sandra's Ipad

:thumbsup:

 

[Welly]

Testing session 1 is over now mate. Session 2 is at 12:45 on the BBC website.

Shibby dibby doo...

 

[crazy88]

Is this for wrapping or are you currently sporting a "tidal wave" hair do???

I don't think a hairdryer is needed for this type of hairdo!

 

[Westy]

I don't think a hairdryer is needed for this type of hairdo!

I'd love to smash her curtains!

 

[Dane]

Works internet is still being gay... I'm gonna shutdown the server and see if that helps, stupid old rustbucket

 

[crazy88]

I'd love to smash her curtains!

Couldn't agree more. Did you see her on the Graham Norton show? Her dress was so short. At one point i physically leaned to the side to try see up it, my mrs gave me the look of death haha.

 

[Westy]

Couldn't agree more. Did you see her on the Graham Norton show? Her dress was so short. At one point i physically leaned to the side to try see up it, my mrs gave me the look of death haha.

She's loosing her looks the older she gets. She's starting to look a bit like dolph lundgren!

 

[Welly]

Time for another transcript....

Melanie:
You said that about tonight

Alex:
Hopefully this time next week we will have the house keys

Melanie:
Really?

Alex:
I know I did babe, but I wasn't expecting to have to rush the TT back together for tomorrow, or to have Fliss
Yup
Can't you cut me a little bit of slack?
Just a little bit.
Sometimes you do expect a lot of me. Like I said last night, I wasn't doing the car for me to drive it.... I'm getting it sorted so that you can!!
You've been on to me to get it fixed ASAP so you can use it, and that is EXACTLY what I am doing!

Melanie:
That would be fine if you didnt ignore me all day and evening.

Alex:
Boo, I was crapola last night I admit

Melanie:
Yeah - cos when we got it you said it was something simple and easy

Alex:
It is! two wheel bearings and a thermo stat.
They are easy
Just time consuming!
Not being funny but if you had the first idea abaout how much time and effort these things require to do at home, with no ramps and limited tools, you would have a little more respect for the fact I am doing them.
The work I have done this week would have been a grand at a garage.
:-/
instead it's cost about £120

Melanie:
So once you have done this, it won't need ANY more work at all?
I do 'appreciate' it, but it just seems to be a lot more than i thought

Alex:
Well, a service soon, and a few sensors, but the main mechanical stuff will be done.
It's a high performance car, not a 1.9 diesel babe. They require a bit more attention.

Melanie:
Maybe wouldve been easier if we bought a non-broken car

Alex:
This is what I mean. I'm not being funny, but you just moan about everything.
It drives me mad sometimes

Melanie:
Im going now, ok?

Alex:
lol
OK

 

[Welly]

She's loosing her looks the older she gets. She's starting to look a bit like dolph lundgren!

She looked good in Bad Teacher.

I deffo would....