ASN's Pub

Its going to be an interesting day in the asn pub if you guys are going to relive your school days.
Mornings ads, i agree what your, my wireless connection is so slow on my laptop this morning. Will switch to my ipad. Think my son has left his computer downloading games from steam again, lol
 
Looks like the pubs full today ;) you get your printer sorted Sandra??
Glad to see the med's have kicked in Ad's haha you nut job.
Well it's another mother of a day on voip faults for me. And the guy is a total numpty!!
 
damo.h said:
Looks like the pubs full today ;) you get your printer sorted Sandra??
Glad to see the med's have kicked in Ad's haha you nut job.
Well it's another mother of a day on voip faults for me. And the guy is a total numpty!!
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Yes thanks Damo. Should have it tonight. All i know is that it will fit in the space allocated for it, its one of the hp printers i looked at and my son got it for cost through his works account. I just did the research. He said my choices were good, lol. I just laughed at that comment, its a printer not some piece of fashion clothing. Lol
 
Ah school - bunking off a cross country run to try and blow up the chimney on the old derelict lock keepers cottage. When I think back to the risks we used to take with home made sodium chloride weed killer bombs. I'm surprised that I've got all my limbs still.

Smoking whilst supposed to be cricket fielding - theme here not very good at sports.

That or staying late working on the computer after school in the science labs, just so that my mate could sneak into the central chemical store through the fume cupboards. They used to lock the doors into the teacher / lab store area, but some of the fume cupboards were shared between the labs and store area, so you could climb straight through. He had it away with all sorts of dangerous chemicals including mercury (surprised that he isn't as mad as a hatter now).

Paul
 
Nice one Sandra. Most of my child hood was spent playing ninja's on factory roofs:ninja: ****** awesome. Wish I could go back to them days. A good couple of hours watching Sakura killers then off for a scrap with a wooden sword. That was until kev pilkington fell through the sky light into they warehouse! We would run and jump onto the buble skylight to get a bit of air and pull some moves in a ninjitsu stylie Kev went for it and just disappeared..... One of the funniest days of my life.
 
Ads (formerly aythree) said:
:( What was wrong with it?
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Just sh!te mate.
Not stuff i'm willing to go in on a public forum.

One of my reports did say that if I carry on the way I am they would not be surprised I ended up in the maffia.
For a kid of 6ish that was cool but an adult, not so much. :(

well done on the printer sandra.

Damo, he's hoping some smart and atractive women for you to erm....'bump' in to.

Welly, nice TT post. get some images up.
I have no idea what this atlas bush is, if I google it i get this.
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ScottB5 said:
Just sh!te mate.
Not stuff i'm willing to go in on a public forum.

One of my reports did say that if I carry on the way I am they would not be surprised I ended up in the maffia.
For a kid of 6ish that was cool but an adult, not so much. :(

well done on the printer sandra.

Damo, he's hoping some smart and atractive women for you to erm....'bump' in to.

Welly, nice TT post. get some images up.
I have no idea what this atlas bush is, if I google it i get this.
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Dane said:
I saw that yesterday too!
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How can noone know what an Atlas Bush is??? lol. Especially you Dane. :slap:

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The atlas bush is the round one at the bottom in the photo, but in reality it's at the back of a fitted wishbone.
 
Ads (formerly aythree) said:
they were considering reporting us for rape! WTF!!! It was their idea to give the BJs!!
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This is the problem with the law!

It's classed as rape if you have sex with someone under 16, even if they consent to it. It's also classed as rape if you hide in a bush in the local park then jump out and force yourself onto someone!

I think it needs to be seperated.
 
W3STY said:
It's classed as rape if you have sex with someone under 16, even if they consent to it. It's also classed as rape if you hide in a bush in the local park then jump out and force yourself onto someone!
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That is so so wrong. That should be allowed without question.... :lmfao:

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damo.h said:
That was until kev pilkington fell through the sky light into they warehouse!
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Any relation to Karl Pilkington???
Karl is my hero.

ScottB5 said:
Just sh!te mate.
Not stuff i'm willing to go in on a public forum.
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Understandable. Don't know why I even asked to be honest.
Adulthood is here so all good though mate.



Let me ask you guys something...........

Does anyone else get MAJORLY p*ssed off by people in your office walking behind you so you have to Alt Tab off of ASN on to a work related window?

The guy that sits opposite me is always ****** getting up to do some pointless crap. Its either walking to the filing cabinet behind me to file a single piece of paper, then walking back to his desk, picking up ANOTHER single piece of paper and walking back to the same filing cabinet to file that! Just take the whole lot at once, jesus christ!!

For the past hour he's been up and down, up and down. Making coffee (the kitchen is behind me).... doing some scanning (the scanner is behind me).... photocopying (guess where the photocopier is??).
Its endless!

Yeah I know he is actually working and i'm not, but come on.... sit at your desk once in a while man!!! Let me pub in peace!

In fact, don't sit at your desk because when you do you end up describing to me a period drama that was on BBC2 last night which sounds boring enough to give me deep vein thrombosis.
The signs its coming is usually......
"Oh, did you watch BBC2 last night?"
My response... "no" *pick up phone and pretend to make a call*
Him... "ah it was about a woman, set in 1912 and blah blah blah bore bore bore"

Just go home!!

Rant done.
 
Can't see any of them images. lol
Tapatalk here I come. :)

Westy, it does a bit really. Cause its not really rape.
Does that even count for two underage people?
If it does, who is the raper and the rapee?
I bet its the bloke, its all ways the ****** blokes.
 
Ads, the poor guy is probably just lonely and wants to be your new best friend. He probably hears you laughing at some of the replies on hear and wants to see what your look at. Send him some video links to keep him amused, lol.
 
Sandra said:
Ads, the poor guy is probably just lonely and wants to be your new best friend. He probably hears you laughing at some of the replies on hear and wants to see what your look at. Send him some video links to keep him amused, lol.
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I feel sorry for him now. :crying:
 
W3STY said:
You are kidding right! Dane just gets Bill to do all his work, he's probably never been under his own car on the driveway!?
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Uh, I have actually :asskicking: And I only get it wrong anyway and then I have to pay Bill more to fix it, it's easier just to let him do it in the first place lol
 
Dane said:
Uh, I have actually :asskicking: And I only get it wrong anyway and then I have to pay Bill more to fix it, it's easier just to let him do it in the first place lol
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Dane, its better to have tried and failed. Thats the only way to learn from your erm mistakes, lol.
 
Sandra said:
Dane, its better to have tried and failed. Thats the only way to learn from your erm mistakes, lol.
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Agreed. I have ballsed so so many things up with cars in the past.

Dane appears to be taking the Homer Simpson philosophy of 'Trying is the first step towards failure'...
 
Thats me checking out for a while, visit to dentist then train to Glasgow, should be plenty to read on here on my journey, lol.
 
Aah you see, you assume that I'm doing nothing about it...

In the CR stage I hungout at Bills all weekend for a couple of weekends, unable to help but taking as much as I could in. Which actually helped a week later when my egt probe jumped from the turbo and I found out where it had to go and got it back in because I watched Bill doing it on an LCR :p:moa:

But most of the time you are quite right :laugh:
 
Dane said:
Aah you see, you assume that I'm doing nothing about it...

In the CR stage I hungout at Bills all weekend for a couple of weekends, unable to help but taking as much as I could in. Which actually helped a week later when my egt probe jumped from the turbo and I found out where it had to go and got it back in because I watched Bill doing it on an LCR :p:moa:

But most of the time you are quite right :laugh:
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Yes I remember that happening to you.

I've only leant what the hell i'm doing by tackling various jobs over the last 2 years. I bet Welly has picked up all his skills from jumping in at the deep end too.
 
Westy, same as mate my desk is posistioned Back to the wall with line of sight down the corridor to main Office :ninja: I'm mostly on the road so my main pain in the *** is this apple piece of poop in my hand!!

Ad's, no just the team idiot! Think everyone had one of those lol. dont feel sorry for mr ergonomic's Songify the goon;). Is he the mush with the jack up's and sandals by any chance ???

No Scott no fit birds just a load of inbreads covered in chemicals.
 
damo.h said:
Ad's, no just the team idiot! Think everyone had one of those lol. dont feel sorry for mr ergonomic's Songify the goon;). Is he the mush with the jack up's and sandals by any chance ???
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Hahahhaa.. yep, that's him! :laugh:
He's a nice guy, but just irritating when you're trying to do stuff (or not do stuff, depending how you look at it).


Hmmm... songify. Might just have to.
 
W3STY said:
without my dad moaning at me!
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Awww mate, same here believe me. You should have heard him last night when I was taking the TT's hub off. Typically, you get mud, and bits of rust all over the floor doing something like that.

"Look at the state of my driveway - I hope you're going to clean that up".

No, because the wind will do that for me so there is really no need....
 
Welly said:
Awww mate, same here believe me. You should have heard him last night when I was taking the TT's hub off. Typically, you get mud, and bits of rust all over the floor doing something like that.

"Look at the state of my driveway - I hope you're going to clean that up".

No, because the wind will do that for me so there is really no need....
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:lmfao:
 
Welly said:
Awww mate, same here believe me. You should have heard him last night when I was taking the TT's hub off. Typically, you get mud, and bits of rust all over the floor doing something like that.

"Look at the state of my driveway - I hope you're going to clean that up".

No, because the wind will do that for me so there is really no need....
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My plan with my S3 avus was to get them powder coated green and get some track rubber but the old man is moaning about them taking up space in his garage :( looks like they'll be going on eBay now.
 
W3STY said:
My plan with my S3 avus was to get them powder coated green and get some track rubber but the old man is moaning about them taking up space in his garage :( looks like they'll be going on eBay now.
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I just tell my old man that it's a garage and that is what a garage is for.... lol. He doesn't agree, but that's unlucky.

God knows what I will do with all my tools when I move. I need a shed!
 
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