ASN's Pub

I agree. I hate work. I don't want to be here.

I've considered going over to mechanics, but the money just isn't there :(
 
Morning all.....

Deadlines have been met (but two days late) so I've got until the end of the month to doss about! :arco:

Crazy - bicycle buckles are deep. That moment when your world stops spinning, your head stops bouncing on the tarmac and you focus on the sky is a pretty epic feeling though. There's nothing like a good bit of survival.
 
Anyway, since I don't have a thread for the TT, and the TT section here (and the TT OC) sucks, I shall put it here instead...

Got the hub off last night on the driver's side as that was the bearing I suspected was gone.... And my my wasn't it just...

Hub now with my mate for bearing pressing today, and then will be good to pop back together.

Had to cut the track rod end off though as it was truly mullered. Booo. I might just get 2 since the track needs doing anyway.

Money money money.

Total bill for fix so far: £37. Expected total: £85.
 
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Welly said:
Anyway, since I don't have a thread for the TT, and the TT section here (and the TT OC) sucks, I shall put it here instead...

Got the hub off last night on the driver's side as that was the bearing I suspected was gone.... And my my wasn't it just...

Hub now with my mate for bearing pressing today, and then will be good to pop back together.

Had to cut the track rod end off though as it was truly mullered. Booo. I might just get 2 since the track needs doing anyway.

Money money money.

Total bill for fix so far: £37. Expected total: £85.
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Good work dude,

Gremlins=win, is it the second one where the nasty ones dress up like old school gangsters?
 
Dane said:
:laugh: special pub people
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I wanted to go to this special school:

demotivational-posters-a-special-needs-school.jpg
 
Morning all not much on today so I will probably be playing with HyperV.

Of course that is unless a client calls in with a full on Technical Issue that will need my attention.

Missing you already Crazy. :(

Paul
 
Welly said:
I wanted to go to this special school:

demotivational-posters-a-special-needs-school.jpg
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I remember back in the day when me and about 10 of my mates got head from two girls from the local girl's school, down the park.
Ok, it wasn't proper head, more like a peck on the end of it.
But anyway, it was great for a 13/14 year old boy.

The next day when we got to school we looked through the headmistress's office window and saw about 40 girls from the same school in there shouting.
Turns out that the two girls we got "head" from let slip to the other girls and they all got annoyed and came to our school to protest!

I absolutely crapped myself cos my mate told me he had inside information that our headmistress was going to force us to tell our parents what we had done ourselves, rather than the school telling them.

I spent the whole week on my paper round practicing my admission speech.
It went something like this:

"Mum, there were some girls and I put my winkle in their......."

or

"Mum, ok, hear me out before you hit me............"

or

"Right, mum, there were some girls and I accidentally put my......."


etc etc.
 
Ads (formerly aythree) said:
I remember back in the day when me and about 10 of my mates got head from two girls from the local girl's school, down the park.
Ok, it wasn't proper head, more like a peck on the end of it.
But anyway, it was great for a 13/14 year old boy.

The next day when we got to school we looked through the headmistress's office window and saw about 40 girls from the same school in there shouting.
Turns out that the two girls we got "head" from let slip to the other girls and they all got annoyed and came to our school to protest!

I absolutely crapped myself cos my mate told me he had inside information that our headmistress was going to force us to tell our parents what we had done ourselves, rather than the school telling them.

I spent the whole week on my paper round practicing my admission speech.
It went something like this:

"Mum, there were some girls and I put my winkle in their......."

or

"Mum, ok, hear me out before you hit me............"

or

"Right, mum, there were some girls and I accidentally put my......."


etc etc.
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So what happened? The inside information was wrong no doubt.... lol.
 
Welly said:
So what happened? The inside information was wrong no doubt.... lol.
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Yep, it was made up. But the girls in the office was true as day.

The following week the headmistress called me into her office and asked if she could give me head too. I said of course, but only if I don't have to tell my mum.

Nah, she called only me into her office and explained what she had been told by the girls and that they were considering reporting us for rape! WTF!!! It was their idea to give the BJs!!
Anyway, that was just a scare tactic and the head told me to speak to my friends who were also involved and to warn them about doing anything like this again.
I asked why she had just called me into her office and she said "it's because you are the least idiotic out of your gang".

Didn't have to tell my parents, but I had stern words with my mate who told me I would have to, because I came so close to fessing up to them the day before I found out it was a joke.
 
Welly, I thought the same mate but there is just no money in it if you're starting from the bottom. I'd perfer the electronic side of it.
The TT section or any section would be cack if people don't post in it. post it up and try and get the section going.

has any one checked the forum satistics since Ads went crazy on us?
 
Amazing!

Child hood, such good times!
 
ScottB5 said:
Welly, I thought the same mate but there is just no money in it if you're starting from the bottom. I'd perfer the electronic side of it.
The TT section or any section would be cack if people don't post in it. post it up and try and get the section going.

has any one checked the forum satistics since Ads went crazy on us?
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What, you mean Ads and his mate Ads.
 
I hate this works internet.
This thread moves so fast and I have big trouble keeping up at times.

Hello to all that said hello.

Ads, thats better than my school days.
 
Welly said:
Same, that's why I largely still am one!! lol

I love taking my little one to the climbing frame and stuff so I can mess about on it. Having kids is another chance to relive all the cool stuff you used to do.

Fishing in rockpools for example...
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The best bit is how big everything used to seem, I miss that!
 
ScottB5 said:
Ads, thats better than my school days.
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There were a few dodgy days too though.
Like the time we broke into a closed down and boarded up school and my mate thought it'd be a good idea to take an indiana jones style flame torch i.e. a plank of wood with cloth wrapped around the end of it soaked in alcohol.
He lit it along the High Street and we got chased by the cops. Eventually got to the school, got inside, and almost choked to death because of the smoke and fumes.

Welly said:
Same, that's why I largely still am one!! lol

I love taking my little one to the climbing frame and stuff so I can mess about on it. Having kids is another chance to relive all the cool stuff you used to do.

Fishing in rockpools for example...
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Agreed! :yes:
Same here. I use my kid as an excuse to do childish stuff all the time! :lmfao:
 
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