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[crazy88]

Guys, guys, GUYS!!!

Have you lot heard of Sybian???

If not, have a look at some vids of it being used.


Ladies... get on it!



Sorry.

Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?

 

[Welly]

I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?

I know exactly what it is, agreed, not the best thing to be googling at work....

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?

Especially as Welly has now had to sign his IT Policy document.

 

[Welly]

Although this is reasonably safe:

Sybian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Ads]

I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?

Lets just say that you get all the fun of watching porn but without the sight of a man's meat and two veg.

Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?

Sorry... I meant to have a look at the vids at home.

Late at night.

When the missus is asleep.

With the TV turned down so you can close the video in case she comes down.


........and then wants you to buy her one.


Rendering you useless.

 

[ScottD3]

I have heard of it but for the life of me cant remember what it's about!?

How can you forget such a thing?

Is that not a tad too unsafe for work?

Only if you use their PCs.

 

[crazy88]

I know exactly what it is, agreed, not the best thing to be googling at work....

You can tell who all the perv's are! hehe

 

[Dane]

Especially as Welly has now had to sign his IT Policy document.

 

[crazy88]

I'm posting this again as it makes me laugh so much, and I wanted to make sure you had all seen it!

 

[Ads]

Westy - don't feel too bad about not remembering what it is.
I only found out about it last night, and ended up watching about 5 hours of 3 minute clips of it in action.

They just love it!

 

[crazy88]

........and then wants you to buy her one.


Rendering you useless.

What's with your weird room picture post this morning? Did you go galactic due to your work making you actually do work?

 

[Welly]

Westy - don't feel too bad about not remembering what it is.
I only found out about it last night, and ended up watching about 5 hours of 3 minute clips of it in action.

They just love it!

It's so funny to watch.... 0 - Orgasm in like 10 seconds.

 

[Ads]

What's with your weird room picture post this morning? Did you go galactic due to your work making you actually do work?

Weird room picture???

 

[Ads]

It's so funny to watch.... 0 - Orgasm in like 10 seconds.

Some were funny. But some were....

Like, really

 

[crazy88]

Weird room picture???

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/113532-asns-pub-113.html#post1310187

 

[Westy]

That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???

 

[damo.h]

Oh no iv just touched sticky vicky's huuuuumongass in the comms rm with my hand of all things, trying to get passed the fat mess. I feel I'll again!!

Pap'd the ***** at reception giving me a mouth full but can't upload. Pic to follow

 

[crazy88]

That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???

It's the 'm' that makes ALL the difference! Welly, you need to make one of those posters ala pedo vs PDF File like yesterday! Sybian/ Symbian...it's a world apart...unless you put your phone on vibrate that is, lol.

 

[Ads]

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/113532-asns-pub-113.html#post1310187

Well that's spooky.
Who dunnit?

That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???

Yep, nokia's I think.

 

[damo.h]

That wasn't what I was thinking of at all! Wasn't Symbian also some type of phone OS a while ago???

That's what I thought

 

[crazy88]

Well that's spooky.
Who dunnit?

Was that not you? There's also a page of posts where you thanked and liked every single post! Literally every one. Go back and look!

Here onwards http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/113532-asns-pub-112.html#post1309982

 

[Westy]

What that wasn't you Ad? I got 15 thanks/likes then you posted "who's Ad" to one of my posts haha

 

[Ads]

Was that not you? There's also a page of posts where you thanked and liked every single post! Literally every one. Go back and look!

Here onwards http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/113532-asns-pub-112.html#post1309982

Oh dear.

 

[Ads]

What that wasn't you Ad? I got 15 thanks/likes then you posted "who's Ad" to one of my posts haha

no it wasn't him. it was me.

 

[Ads]

no it wasn't him. it was me.

Who the hell are you?

 

[crazy88]

What that wasn't you Ad? I got 15 thanks/likes then you posted "who's Ad" to one of my posts haha

Personally, I think 5 hours of sybian porn last night has melted his brain and wrist!

 

[Ads]

Who the hell are you?

i am you.

 

[Ads]

i am you.

 

[crazy88]

haha

 

[Ads]

scared?

 

[crazy88]

It's his gym buddy!!!!

 

[Ads]

scared?

Not yet.

Prove you are me then...

 

[Ads]

Not yet.

Prove you are me then...

you own an a3.

 

[Ads]

you own an a3.

Correct.

Ok, what am I doing now then?

 

[Ads]

Correct.

Ok, what am I doing now then?

typing.

 

[Ads]

typing.

And now???

 

[Ads]

And now???

reading.

 

[Ads]

reading.

Ok, you're good.
Now I'm scared.

 

[Westy]

haha totally mental.

 

[Ads]

Ok, you're good.
Now I'm scared.

don't be scared.








be very scared.