ASN's Pub

[damo.h]

Yeah my mrs was teaching her 9 year olds about condoms and erections, the basics. She did get some great questions. One girl asked if when pregnant do you have to drink lots of milk to fill your breasts up with milk lol

No wonder you see kids pushing kids these days. And bless the innocent mind. lol

 

[ScottD3]

Innocents is dead.

 

[ScottD3]

Any one ever been on Craigslist?

 

[damo.h]

Who the ****'s Craig

 

[ScottD3]

Who the ****'s Craig

Google it.
Its like a giant world wide free ads with no rules.

I was having a trolling earlier.

 

[Sandra]

Google it.
Its like a giant world wide free ads with no rules.

I was having a trolling earlier.

Not a bad site scott

 

[crazy88]

I'm watching dumb and dumber. Can't believe how funny it is, I haven't watched it in years.

 

[Westy]

I just watched hall pass it's wicked. Done a bottle of red and now going to smash some pasty!

 

[damo.h]

I'm watching dumb and dumber. Can't believe how funny it is, I haven't watched it in years.

Lol was watching it earlier before going to pick Meg up. I want that van!

 

[Ads]

I'm having a pot noodle and a............!



Friday nights just aren't what they used to be.

 

[voorhees]

I'm having a pot noodle and a............!



Friday nights just aren't what they used to be.

you've peaked too early

 

[damo.h]

I just watched hall pass it's wicked. Done a bottle of red and now going to smash some pasty!

Knew you wouldn't say no, my toy belt action aint going to go down well she's on one about the ex

I'm having a pot noodle and a............!



Friday nights just aren't what they used to be.

Oh dear dude!

 

[Ads]

you've peaked too early

Oh dear dude!

now going to smash some pasty!

Can I bring my pot noodle around to yours?

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all.
Much happening to day?

Its wet and miserable down here.
Think I might just stay in and watch some old films.

 

[voorhees]

Morning all.
Much happening to day?

Its wet and miserable down here.
Think I might just stay in and watch some old films.

Its wet and miserable up here as well.
Luckily I can watch my lad playing footie...in the pouring rain,I wonder if they mind me driving up to the line and watching from my car

 

[damo.h]

^^ na.... Sure they'll understand
Lashing it down up here too of to get the mullet cut then fitting all the woodwork at the unit. Oh the joys!!!

 

[ScottD3]

Its wet and miserable up here as well.
Luckily I can watch my lad playing footie...in the pouring rain,I wonder if they mind me driving up to the line and watching from my car

It could get stuck or worse dirty.
Get some binoculars and watch from the car park...............No wait, that might not be the best idea. lol

 

[damo.h]

Grrrr, Ex's....... I sh1t em!

 

[Westy]

I just did a 20 mile bike ride in the pi$$ing rain! I've never been so wet in all my life!

Just about to have a nice hot shower then go to the pub for lunch

 

[crazy88]

Grrrr, Ex's....... I sh1t em!

What's up dude? Ex's are crap!

 

[ScottD3]

Westy, should have just took some shower gel with you.
Job done.

Ex's are crap but if they was good they would not have been ex's.

I'm sat here going through all my old CDs and DVDs seeing whats on them.
There is a complete lack of porn and loads of music.

 

[Westy]

I went to the pub for lunch, came home had a power nap, had dinner and now getting ready for the pub again

 

[ScottD3]

Morning Pubbers (is that even a word?)

How was the pub westy?

I left my fruit drink out over the weekend, completly forgot all about it, came in today and it was covered (I thought it changed colour) in fuit flies.
I then covered them in fly spry and spent the last 20mins cleaning up a fly genoside. it was a masicure. they never stood a chance.
It was ok but the part of me standing over hundreds of dead flys, laughing like a mad man, still sprying them and saying "you like my fruity drink........huh, did you, haha I bet you dont like it so much now.........YOU'RE DEAD!!!!"
I really need to get out more.

On a more car releated topic, I bought some tools over the weekend to do strip down brakes, Not sure why, I don't have any more to do but you can never have enough tools.

 

[damo.h]

Tool = manliness
You murderer do you have german blood haha son of Adolf!!

 

[ScottD3]

Tool = manliness
You murderer do you have german blood haha son of Adolf!!

They deserved it!!
Mwahahahahaha

 

[damo.h]

So Scott any job perks to be had today or will you be doing a full days work??
****ty up here today.

 

[Westy]

Morning guys & girl.

I had a good weekend.

Bottle of red and pasty smashing Friday night, 20 mile bike ride in the rain Saturday followed by pub lunch, power nap then out to an 80s bar. Sunday I went to see some friends and ended up eating and drinking solidly for 5 hours! I've never eaten so much food in my life. Todays "Richard the 3rd" should be a good little earner

Nice work with the flies Scott. Surely all your break tools will come in handy for all those people that want you to do their brake refurbs for them

 

[ScottD3]

Not to day mate.
Mondays are a bit dull and its even worse if the weather is bad.
Am tempted to find an excuse to go to the armory and have a chat to the lads down.
Need to try and blag another go on the SA80s simulator and attempt a go on the 25 yards ranges.

 

[ScottD3]

Nice work with the flies Scott. Surely all your break tools will come in handy for all those people that want you to do their brake refurbs for them

No one else has PMed me
I was looking forward to having loads of breaks on my desk to take apart.

Well, My desk has not be taken over by the misses and her make up.
Its a good thing cause it gets her out of the bathroom and means I can do my stuff in the morning but it also means I lose my work bench.
I need another desk or teach her to clean hers up.

 

[damo.h]

Had a right mare of a weekend, upset little girl + ****** of Missus + anouying ex = no fun for damo! Got the woodwork finished in the office though so not all bad, It's wetter than an otters snatch up here today and I'm running external cable.

On a plus note I think iv finally talked the missus around to wrapping the motor

 

[ScottD3]

3 ****** off women in one go?
Thats not good man.
did you leave the toilet seat up or something?

wrapping the motor?
which one, what colour?

 

[Westy]

Had a right mare of a weekend, upset little girl + ****** of Missus + anouying ex = no fun for damo! Got the woodwork finished in the office though so not all bad, It's wetter than an otters snatch up here today and I'm running external cable.

On a plus note I think iv finally talked the missus around to wrapping the motor

It must have been a week for annoying ex's last week!!!

 

[Dane]

'Ello girls

LAST WEEK HERE!

 

[Welly]

Morning peoples.

Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....

 

[Welly]

'Ello girls

LAST WEEK HERE!

Whoop whoop.

Pleased for you dude, wish I could say the same

 

[Dane]

Morning peoples.

Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....

I saw pics on FB, looks smart! is it the quick one or just one made to look like the quick one?

Whoop whoop.

Pleased for you dude, wish I could say the same

Cheers Dude, hopefully I will still be able to get on the ol ASN at th enew place, I might cry if not

 

[Welly]

I saw pics on FB, looks smart! is it the quick one or just one made to look like the quick one?

It's a slow one mate, she's only a 180 Q but that's fine to be honest.

I won't be driving it much, and plan to keep Bumble for as long as I can afford to - however long that is.

 

[Westy]

Morning peoples.

Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....

You bought a TT?

 

[Westy]

I won't be driving it much, and plan to keep Bumble for as long as I can afford to - however long that is.

Yes, you legend

 

[Welly]

Yes, you legend

Well, no promises, but I will keep it as long as I can.

I won't lie, when the thought of selling it comes up I do get genuinely emotional.

I am staggeringly attached to that car, more so than any other I have ever owned.