ASN's Pub

The car will come later - use the force.

Nice work - I haven't bought anything that needs that much decorating for a while, I just had to follow round the tradesmen that the previous owner had used to sort out bad workmanship.

Biggest job I've got this summer is to strip back to bare the gates on the drive and then stain them. Just need to good weekend with decent weather that isn't too hot.

Keep up the good work Crazy :yes:
 
It's strange, I've only ever tried smoking twice I think. And yet, I have always quite liked the smell, but never really had any inclination to take it up. I think i'm just too tight to pay. :)

However, if you want a nice smell...a pipe is truly the way forward.
 
crazy88 said:
It's strange, I've only ever tried smoking twice I think. And yet, I have always quite liked the smell, but never really had any inclination to take it up. I think i'm just too tight to pay. :)

However, if you want a nice smell...a pipe is truly the way forward.
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I used to smoke but packed it in when I was 21 and started playing football. I still have the occaisional cigi when I've had an offensive amount of booze!
 
One for today:

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W3STY said:
I only read peoples progress threads now. If I see anything regarding DVs, re-maps, or induction kits I just glaze over and head to the PUB to talk crap :yes:
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I did a brake one last night, I also did a fairly good job of derailing the V-power thread, but I may have annoyed the new girl :3sadwalk:

Welly said:
Thats because I'm not doing anything at the moment!! lol

For pretty much the first time since I've joined...
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So when you change your vehicle are you changing forum too :( ?
 
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Dane said:
So when you change your vehicle are you changing forum too :( ?
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I'm going to get a TT 180 Q for my missus to drive about in, and me sometimes, probably fit a K03 hybrid to it and have it mapped for about 270 BHP ish.

That will do then, I give up with all the additional hassle now...

Then i am going to buy a Raptor 700R
 
Welly said:
I'm going to get a TT 180 Q for my missus to drive about in, and me sometimes, probably fit a K03 hybrid to it and have it mapped for about 270 BHP ish.

That will do then, I give up with all the additional hassle now...
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Unlikely!!!!! You won't be able to help yourself :)

I m quite excited for the pics though. A tt is the kind of car that we secretly all want, but it's a womans car, so buying for the wife/gf/mistress and then we can drive it works well!
 
crazy88 said:
Unlikely!!!!! You won't be able to help yourself :)

I m quite excited for the pics though. A tt is the kind of car that we secretly all want, but it's a womans car, so buying for the wife/gf/mistress and then we can drive it works well!
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Ah ha!! A man who completely understands the situation. You have hit the nail EXACTLY on the head.

Plus it's a 1.8T and I know them quite well....
 
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I don't want a TT.
Dont think I ever will or ever wanted one.
Give me a big saloon or avant any day over a little hot sporty version.

If any one is interested.
I thought i'd compaire this thread to the misses thread.

This thread has
52 pages
5,103 posts
42,171 views
9 deleted posts

The misses thread has
22 pages
2,111 posts
212,186 views
29 deleted threads

I'm not sure what that means, may be the fact that we are a bunch of perverts that talks sh!t all day.
 
Welly said:
Agreed, someone PM her the link to this thread...
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We only have 1 female contributer (that I can think of) and thats Sandra.
Not sure more women would be a good thing or not.
Whould we stop talking so openly about the things we do?
Would the depravity get any worse or better?
Would we be lucky and to see pics of hot Audi chicks?
 
But she is from Bolton so will sound like a ****'d up pie muncher.
No offence Emma but it's true.

Double spam for breaky. Let's hope it stays down.
 
I'm lazy and this internet is cack, can I have a link please?
If I move away from this thread for any more than 5mins I lose track of where the convo is going, ok granted it normally goes down the swanny but I miss some funny lines.

Damo, Its got to be one of the funnyest acents I know.
My mate is from Bolton and has a 8 year old daughter. I can't talk him, his wife or kid with out cracking up, making them say words or stare at them with a stupid grin on my face.
 
S3mma has a robot dog with blue eyes...i'd be very wary of her!!!

Only 1.5 hours left for me (possibly 1, we shall see). And Scott...don't you have a 206gti? :moa:
 
ScottB5 said:
I'm lazy and this internet is cack, can I have a link please?
If I move away from this thread for any more than 5mins I lose track of where the convo is going, ok granted it normally goes down the swanny but I miss some funny lines.

Damo, Its got to be one of the funnyest acents I know.
My mate is from Bolton and has a 8 year old daughter. I can't talk him, his wife or kid with out cracking up, making them say words or stare at them with a stupid grin on my face.
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Here you go:

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HAHA, she joined less than a month ago and has more friends than some long standing members on here lol.
Loving the demon eye dogs.

I find it really entertaining when females join car forums, not that its a girl in to cars or on a forum, thats fine.
Its the way people react, say, do and so on around them. I might make more out of it than it is but its keeps a smile on my face.
 
Does anyone else think there is a striking resembelance to s3girl in that tiny pic?
 
W3STY said:
New PB lads:

1209 seconds £4.07

Click on Emma's profile there's a pic in there ;)
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Recci'd that the day she joined askin for help. Just can't trust females on here anymore lol.
Sandip goes round for coffee and tweaks ;)
 
W3STY said:
I would just like to set the record straight and say that she requested my friendship not the other way round. She must have realised that I know what i'm doing when it comes to cars ;)
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You made a comment about having a reputation - I think that was the trigger myself!
 
crazy88 said:
Only 1.5 hours left for me (possibly 1, we shall see). And Scott...don't you have a 206gti? :moa:
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hour for me. :)

It was bought cause our Land rover died, so we needed a car quick and my mate was selling this but now I can't sell it.
The misses wont let me know. I'm stuck with it, so might as well enjoy it.
I hardly ever drive it and it hardly ever gets driven.
 
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