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W3STY said:
When you get into bed next to her tonight just start to choke one out. She'll be shocked and ask you why you're beating the meat, you can tell her that you're horny as hell and it's her fault. She'll get the message :)
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She'll pass me some tissue and go to sleep. lol
 
ScottB5 said:
No more bee-*****?

All because of the clunk?
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No,not because of the clunk. Moving out will make her unaffordable basically. Running costs and upkeep cost me a bomb and I simply will not be able to afford it anymore.

I don't know how much to put it up for.

I won'tbe selling for a few weeks yet - but it won't be long.
 
Welly said:
No,not because of the clunk. Moving out will make her unaffordable basically. Running costs and upkeep cost me a bomb and I simply will not be able to afford it anymore.

I don't know how much to put it up for.

I won'tbe selling for a few weeks yet - but it won't be long.
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:(

Id love to be able to afford it and make it my race car that would be epic!
 
W3STY said:
Welly, I have PMd you but not sure if you get notified any more? Or maybe you just dont like me any more :(
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I hate it when people don't reply to PMs, Emails and Texts. Its so rude (its not a dig at any one).
Really gets my back, unless its a closed/end of conversation one.

Companys p!ss me off more than normal people, its their business, they want my money they should have the common decency to reply to basic enquierys.


Welly said:
No,not because of the clunk. Moving out will make her unaffordable basically. Running costs and upkeep cost me a bomb and I simply will not be able to afford it anymore.

I don't know how much to put it up for.

I won'tbe selling for a few weeks yet - but it won't be long.
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Sticking with audi?
 
Can we please have a 2 minute silence for Welly as he grieves at this sad time!

10:58 now, no posts until 11:00 please!
 
Welly said:
No,not because of the clunk. Moving out will make her unaffordable basically. Running costs and upkeep cost me a bomb and I simply will not be able to afford it anymore.

I don't know how much to put it up for.

I won'tbe selling for a few weeks yet - but it won't be long.
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You're a lucky mofo Westy! I'd have opened a can of whoopass on you had it not just been after 11:00!

Excellent song though, i'm in tears now though :(
 
crazy88 said:
Can we please have a 2 minute silence for Welly as he grieves at this sad time!

10:58 now, no posts until 11:00 please!
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No.
Cause i'm going to stick the idea that he will change his mind and keep it at the last min.
Unless that car has a change of owners, I will not morn the loss.
 
audi upgrades
Visit the lav and missed the 100 page score... congrat's Scott n a scorcher !
ScottB5 said:
On sad note (Crazy might appreciate this), It was my birthday yesterday and I never got any. None in the morning, none in the afternoon, none in the middle of the night and nothing this morning. That ***** is going down!!


I found this for Damo
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WTF!! on your birthday.... teamwork that for ya, ****** women.... id of forced myself on her lol

Gti Jazz Blue said:
Remember those pennies all add up though.
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It's going to take a while bro!

Dane said:
Mine too,

Bad times Scott, if it makes you feel any better I didnt get any on birthday either, but then again I didnt have a gf lol
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how can you guys allow this to happen

Welly said:
I give up now with the clunk basically.

I shall be selling it as it is now.

Just written the advert out which was a little emotional....
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That sounds heart breaking dude:(

crazy88 said:
Superman that hoe!!!
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:superman: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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Mourn it dammit! Have some respect. He's moving in with a woman, his life is over. While he clamis she's a nympho now, we all know that'll end when they move in together.

On a side note, how many of you know the ascii code for smilies? For example : lmfao: produces this :lmfao: I can type several faces without clicking the smilies box now as i've used them that many times...sad isn't it!

:moa: :lmfao: :ninja: :bye: :) :p I think that's about all I remember
 
My ex hardly put out and then when I moved in with her I had to get it put in the diary! Well not that bad but almost. Felt like I was begging for it sometimes. Do women not understand what it's like for us men? We lay next to our woman every night while she's laying there in nothing but her smalls and that's enough to set us off.
 
crazy88 said:
Mourn it dammit! Have some respect. He's moving in with a woman, his life is over. While he clamis she's a nympho now, we all know that'll end when they move in together.

On a side note, how many of you know the ascii code for smilies? For example : lmfao: produces this :lmfao: I can type several faces without clicking the smilies box now as i've used them that many times...sad isn't it!

:moa: :lmfao: :ninja: :bye: :) :p I think that's about all I remember
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:lmfao: :) ;) :( :ninja::crying2: :faint: :eyebrows: off the top of my head
 
crazy88 said:
On a side note, how many of you know the ascii code for smilies? For example : lmfao: produces this :lmfao: I can type several faces without clicking the smilies box now as i've used them that many times...sad isn't it!

:moa: :lmfao: :ninja: :bye: :) :p I think that's about all I remember
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:puke::Flush: ........:lmfao:
 
An impressive set of smilies there lads! Glad i'm not the only one who knows a few then.

Westy, I couldn't agree more. And with pregnancy boobs too...i go light headed when I get to bed as there's a very sudden blood rush that takes a few minutes to stabilise from.
 
I got a couple of smily links I use. I memory is not what it once was. :(
I'm getting old lads. lol

Smalls? I'd be happy if lay in bed with something on, It might help
But she lays there naked.

I make subtle hints every now and then. I tend to wake up and poke her with it, that sometimes works. lol
 
To be honest, sleepy sex is my best time actually. It's a rarity, and I have to work very carefully, but sleepy time sex leads to some great fun.

Wow, I just reread that, and it sounds like rape! She is awake during this, I promise. I just mean that I can't jump on instantly. I gotta work the magic for a bit first.
 
spooning with a bone between the cheeks usually works of me !

Can't resist
 
Yes, sleepy time sex FTW.
I've given up trying to start it cause she just gets pissy.
But its ok for her to wake me up, not like i'd ever complain. lol

On a side note. I've heard James May is down this afternoon at the river office.
Guess where i'm off this afternoon. :)
 
Spooning is a must! I actually struggle to fall to sleep in any other way.

Do you reckon Ads has fallen asleep at his desk or in the toilet?
 
ScottB5 said:
Yes, I'm off to Tesco to play on the river and try my hardest to meet James May.
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pic's or didn't happen..... your job rocks do you actually do any work your pay'd to do :lmfao:
 
I'd go to the river instead mate! If James May is at the river why would you go to Tesco?

Excellent pic of Aythree!
 
damo.h said:
pic's or didn't happen..... your job rocks do you actually do any work your pay'd to do :lmfao:
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I did this morning.
I collected a PC from the Fire School.
That reminds me, I need to blag a go in their fire chambers.

damo.h said:
I Reckon it's a front and your SBS :ninja:
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lol I wish.
We had the SAS down here yesterday doing a talk about something, I never went and everyone who did is not talking about what went on.
There is stories of the SAS and SBS going to the river office and doing stuff, no one ever know what, never caught on CCTV but all ways leave little parting gifts of sweets and food so we know they've been and gone.
 
ScottB5 said:
I did this morning.
I collected a PC from the Fire School.
That reminds me, I need to blag a go in their fire chambers.



lol I wish.
We had the SAS down here yesterday doing a talk about something, I never went and everyone who did is not talking about what went on.
There is stories of the SAS and SBS going to the river office and doing stuff, no one ever know what, never caught on CCTV but all ways leave little parting gifts of sweets and food so we know they've been and gone.
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you been in the gas chambers??? now that's funny ..... blot, bang,rub

sneaky, sneaky the boys in black :ninja:
 
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